Jo
@sloppijo.bsky.social
| 18+ | She/her | Pan | 🦂 | _sloppijo elsewhere
We have hooks drilled into the ceiling of our living room. As kinky as they seem, they're actually the anchors for our big top tent styled blanket forts we build in the winter.
January 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
We have hooks drilled into the ceiling of our living room. As kinky as they seem, they're actually the anchors for our big top tent styled blanket forts we build in the winter.
Being called Jo irl is ✨shocking✨
January 10, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Being called Jo irl is ✨shocking✨
Threatening to put his dumb ass on r/AITA was shockingly effective.
January 8, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Threatening to put his dumb ass on r/AITA was shockingly effective.
I'm the opposite of a personality hire.
January 5, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I'm the opposite of a personality hire.
"it frustrates me how good at this you are" yessss stroke my ego harderrrrr
January 5, 2024 at 11:04 AM
"it frustrates me how good at this you are" yessss stroke my ego harderrrrr
Mark Zuckerberg factors far too prominently in my life (negatively) for him to have no clue I existed. Eat the rich.
January 1, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Mark Zuckerberg factors far too prominently in my life (negatively) for him to have no clue I existed. Eat the rich.
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Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
The Biden administration once more bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
The Biden administration once more bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
For the second time this month, the Biden administration is bypassing Congress to approve an emergency weapons sale to Israel.
apnews.com
December 30, 2023 at 10:09 AM
Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
Pushing 30 just now learning the Gaia online economy was legitimately fucked, not just frustrating
December 30, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Pushing 30 just now learning the Gaia online economy was legitimately fucked, not just frustrating
I need a list of fat feet friendly footwear - and an "absolutely don't even try" list
December 30, 2023 at 11:10 AM
I need a list of fat feet friendly footwear - and an "absolutely don't even try" list
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there's a Japanese gem show about androgynous immortal gem people called Houseki no Kuni or Land of the Lustrous and the protag is Phosphophyllite, a weak gem that's too fragile for combat but still wants to be useful for her friend Cinnabar who excretes toxic mercury
https://youtu.be/lz4tBqIKhXk
https://youtu.be/lz4tBqIKhXk
Phos Noises Episode 1 through 6
Timestamps:Episode 1: 0:00Episode 2: 1:28Episode 3: 2:40Episode 4: 2:56Episode 5: 3:33Episode 6: 4:43
youtu.be
August 20, 2023 at 10:32 PM
there's a Japanese gem show about androgynous immortal gem people called Houseki no Kuni or Land of the Lustrous and the protag is Phosphophyllite, a weak gem that's too fragile for combat but still wants to be useful for her friend Cinnabar who excretes toxic mercury
https://youtu.be/lz4tBqIKhXk
https://youtu.be/lz4tBqIKhXk
How do they decide the side effect order in commercials? Jumping from suicide to weightloss feels like a ✨choice✨
December 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM
How do they decide the side effect order in commercials? Jumping from suicide to weightloss feels like a ✨choice✨
Being introduced to Aker Fassi is going to be life changing. I can feel it.
December 28, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Being introduced to Aker Fassi is going to be life changing. I can feel it.
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
December 26, 2023 at 12:29 PM
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Merry Christmas my neighbor was shot so I woke up to a bunch of panicked texts asking if I was okay. Most American Christmas possible.
December 25, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Merry Christmas my neighbor was shot so I woke up to a bunch of panicked texts asking if I was okay. Most American Christmas possible.
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Weekend reading: In the wake of the Colorado decision, I reflect on the concept of “militant democracy” from 1930s Germany through America today - and on the demands and limits of democratic self-defense in the face of extremism.
My new piece:
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thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/militant-d...
My new piece:
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thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/militant-d...
Militant Democracy vs Donald Trump
Democracy is fated to fight those who assault it with one hand tied behind its back, lest it become that which it seeks to defeat. But fight it must – or it will perish
thomaszimmer.substack.com
December 23, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Weekend reading: In the wake of the Colorado decision, I reflect on the concept of “militant democracy” from 1930s Germany through America today - and on the demands and limits of democratic self-defense in the face of extremism.
My new piece:
🧵1/
thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/militant-d...
My new piece:
🧵1/
thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/militant-d...
"Have you eaten today?" is either so loving or so hostile. What do you mean my lack of nutrients is obvious from my insane behavior???
December 22, 2023 at 10:06 PM
"Have you eaten today?" is either so loving or so hostile. What do you mean my lack of nutrients is obvious from my insane behavior???
How i dressed up to deliver presents today
December 22, 2023 at 6:15 PM
How i dressed up to deliver presents today
Hospital visitor restrictions are back. Joy.
December 21, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Hospital visitor restrictions are back. Joy.
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zero judgment but when you really know you’re done posting over there it kicks ass. you think you’d miss it but what you miss hasn’t been there for a very long time
so twitter broke, again. and you’re here. again. maybe it’s time to give the other place up already.
December 21, 2023 at 8:26 AM
zero judgment but when you really know you’re done posting over there it kicks ass. you think you’d miss it but what you miss hasn’t been there for a very long time
Everything reminds me of him
December 20, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Everything reminds me of him
Going to write a stanza a day in the new year. I miss poetry too much.
December 19, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Going to write a stanza a day in the new year. I miss poetry too much.
The terrors persist, but so must I. Allegedly.
December 19, 2023 at 9:03 AM
The terrors persist, but so must I. Allegedly.
It's actually not flattering to have my professional profile published on a national platform and be so sought after as a result that people are stalking me across platforms
December 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
It's actually not flattering to have my professional profile published on a national platform and be so sought after as a result that people are stalking me across platforms