Angela
@sliveredtongue.bsky.social
labeled f.
(actually: agender. aroace. self-diagnosed autistic. atheist. graphic designer. content writer. sims 4 player. she/they.)
(actually: agender. aroace. self-diagnosed autistic. atheist. graphic designer. content writer. sims 4 player. she/they.)
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Angela
@sliveredtongue.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I've noticed I have a lot of new people following me lately. I don't know why, but as a heads-up, I only follow if a) I know you or b) I think you're very funny and/or very interesting.
Nothing personal. I just keep my social media heavily curated.
Nothing personal. I just keep my social media heavily curated.
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Getting compliments for our ED is weird. So weird.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Getting compliments for our ED is weird. So weird.
When the Supreme Court has more integrity than Senate Democrats...
Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When the Supreme Court has more integrity than Senate Democrats...
"Terrifying, unpredictable jump scares" sums up those horrible sky-booms perfectly.
Neurotypical spokesperson, Karen Hoyland, 54, explained: “Spooky season is traditionally understood to be an autistic custom, but that’s actually a harmful stereotype. Neurotypicals love that shit. Have you never visited a pumpkin patch? They’re crawling with us.”
Neurotypicals unable to accept spooky season is over fill sky with jump scares
Non-autistic people already missing spooky season have reportedly decided to extend it by filling the sky with terrifying, unpredictable jump scares and calling them “fireworks”. Neurotypical…
thedailytism.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Terrifying, unpredictable jump scares" sums up those horrible sky-booms perfectly.
The Cassie files continue:
- Besides getting out of her splint in >3 hours, she got out of a brace in >1.
- She saw the vet today; he said she should be okay because she is walking normally.
- No jumping or running. Have to take her out on a leash.
- Check back in 3-4 weeks. So far, no surgery.
- Besides getting out of her splint in >3 hours, she got out of a brace in >1.
- She saw the vet today; he said she should be okay because she is walking normally.
- No jumping or running. Have to take her out on a leash.
- Check back in 3-4 weeks. So far, no surgery.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Cassie files continue:
- Besides getting out of her splint in >3 hours, she got out of a brace in >1.
- She saw the vet today; he said she should be okay because she is walking normally.
- No jumping or running. Have to take her out on a leash.
- Check back in 3-4 weeks. So far, no surgery.
- Besides getting out of her splint in >3 hours, she got out of a brace in >1.
- She saw the vet today; he said she should be okay because she is walking normally.
- No jumping or running. Have to take her out on a leash.
- Check back in 3-4 weeks. So far, no surgery.
I guess I'm restarting my animal crossing island when I get bored of House Flipper 2. 😍
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I guess I'm restarting my animal crossing island when I get bored of House Flipper 2. 😍
Okay, whoever in my office wished on the Monkey's Paw, I wanted to be left out of said wish. Just discovered that our printer company sent us two black toners instead of two yellow toners.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Okay, whoever in my office wished on the Monkey's Paw, I wanted to be left out of said wish. Just discovered that our printer company sent us two black toners instead of two yellow toners.
- Cassie has torn her ACL. And managed to get out of her splint, because of course she did.
- My routines are completely fucked up for the next three weeks. Beyond Cassie (ACL treatment, senior blood work), I've got staff training and Con at the Crossroads.
- My routines are completely fucked up for the next three weeks. Beyond Cassie (ACL treatment, senior blood work), I've got staff training and Con at the Crossroads.
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
- Cassie has torn her ACL. And managed to get out of her splint, because of course she did.
- My routines are completely fucked up for the next three weeks. Beyond Cassie (ACL treatment, senior blood work), I've got staff training and Con at the Crossroads.
- My routines are completely fucked up for the next three weeks. Beyond Cassie (ACL treatment, senior blood work), I've got staff training and Con at the Crossroads.
EA desperately tries to win back community favor after disastrous deal with authoritian regime approved.
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
EA desperately tries to win back community favor after disastrous deal with authoritian regime approved.
Is it just me, or does a "primary care clinic" that offers "whole-person, _outside-the-box_ care" sound a little... fishy? It doesn't help that the name of the clinic is "Grounded Serpent."
Looks like snake oil, smells like snake oil...
(Yes, I'm chatty today.)
Looks like snake oil, smells like snake oil...
(Yes, I'm chatty today.)
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Is it just me, or does a "primary care clinic" that offers "whole-person, _outside-the-box_ care" sound a little... fishy? It doesn't help that the name of the clinic is "Grounded Serpent."
Looks like snake oil, smells like snake oil...
(Yes, I'm chatty today.)
Looks like snake oil, smells like snake oil...
(Yes, I'm chatty today.)
Managed three acts of communications in under ten minutes. This deserves a reward of some kind. ⭐
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Managed three acts of communications in under ten minutes. This deserves a reward of some kind. ⭐
If you're just going to email me your phone number, why did you leave me a voicemail?
I hate telephones. :\
I hate telephones. :\
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you're just going to email me your phone number, why did you leave me a voicemail?
I hate telephones. :\
I hate telephones. :\
My brain is actively doing random associations today. :\ I'm trying to write copy for a car-inspired storytime, but I keep getting "Vroom, vroom! Fuck you!" from Kesha's Rich White Straight Men stuck in my head instead.
It's kind of annoying.
It's kind of annoying.
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My brain is actively doing random associations today. :\ I'm trying to write copy for a car-inspired storytime, but I keep getting "Vroom, vroom! Fuck you!" from Kesha's Rich White Straight Men stuck in my head instead.
It's kind of annoying.
It's kind of annoying.
Reposted by Angela
"Trans Lifeline is a grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community."
sbee.link/fm8gwevknd
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About - Trans Lifeline
Trans Lifeline is run by and for trans people. Trans Lifeline is a grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct
sbee.link
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Trans Lifeline is a grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community."
sbee.link/fm8gwevknd
sbee.link/fm8gwevknd
Today has sucked.
- Work computer's hard drive died completely.
- Had to call in our IT guy on his day off.
- Can't log into the one vendor I need to reinstall something.
- Staff baby shower is now popping balloons outside my door.
Gah. I wanna crawl under my desk.
- Work computer's hard drive died completely.
- Had to call in our IT guy on his day off.
- Can't log into the one vendor I need to reinstall something.
- Staff baby shower is now popping balloons outside my door.
Gah. I wanna crawl under my desk.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Today has sucked.
- Work computer's hard drive died completely.
- Had to call in our IT guy on his day off.
- Can't log into the one vendor I need to reinstall something.
- Staff baby shower is now popping balloons outside my door.
Gah. I wanna crawl under my desk.
- Work computer's hard drive died completely.
- Had to call in our IT guy on his day off.
- Can't log into the one vendor I need to reinstall something.
- Staff baby shower is now popping balloons outside my door.
Gah. I wanna crawl under my desk.
What is it with people who do winter photography for stock and use too much bokuh? Everything does not need to have soft floaty light bubbles all over the place.
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What is it with people who do winter photography for stock and use too much bokuh? Everything does not need to have soft floaty light bubbles all over the place.
I mean, I don't particularly want a Netflix account but the contrarian-who-hates-the-Muskrat in me is making evil gremlin noises.
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I mean, I don't particularly want a Netflix account but the contrarian-who-hates-the-Muskrat in me is making evil gremlin noises.
Damn it, I have to find a new special interest. Stupid fucking rich people ruin _everything_.
#eattherich
#eattherich
Electronic Arts and The Sims Franchise have been officially SOLD to Saudi Arabia's PIF Fund, Jared Kushner's Affinity Partners and Silver Lake 🚨
simscommunity.info/2025/09/29/e...
simscommunity.info/2025/09/29/e...
Electronic Arts and The Sims Franchise Officially Sold for $55 Billion to Concerning Private Investors
Electronic Arts has released an official Press Release just now after concerning rumors that went out this weekend. The rumors of EA going private for $50
simscommunity.info
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Damn it, I have to find a new special interest. Stupid fucking rich people ruin _everything_.
#eattherich
#eattherich
The more I hear about our upcoming staff training, the more I think hospitalizing myself is a viable option.
We have to do "team building" between our department and our programs department. The programs' manager? Suggested DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION for team building.
WTF is this hellscape of stupid?
We have to do "team building" between our department and our programs department. The programs' manager? Suggested DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION for team building.
WTF is this hellscape of stupid?
September 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The more I hear about our upcoming staff training, the more I think hospitalizing myself is a viable option.
We have to do "team building" between our department and our programs department. The programs' manager? Suggested DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION for team building.
WTF is this hellscape of stupid?
We have to do "team building" between our department and our programs department. The programs' manager? Suggested DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION for team building.
WTF is this hellscape of stupid?
Randomly, do not piss off your internal graphic designers if you do not want all your requests to be in design styles you specifically hate. Because we can be really fucking petty when we want to be.
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Randomly, do not piss off your internal graphic designers if you do not want all your requests to be in design styles you specifically hate. Because we can be really fucking petty when we want to be.
Reposted by Angela
Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…
I just had to explain to a LIBRARIAN what a "library-sponsored" event is. Have we just... given up on understanding the definitions of words and phrases completely?
September 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I just had to explain to a LIBRARIAN what a "library-sponsored" event is. Have we just... given up on understanding the definitions of words and phrases completely?
The more exclamation points you put at the end of a sentence, the less I trust its sincerity.
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The more exclamation points you put at the end of a sentence, the less I trust its sincerity.
Stumbled upon Disturbed's cover of the Sounds of Silence (one of my favorite songs ever). Between this, Starset's cover of Head Over Heels, and Bella Poarch's cover of Zombie, I think my gen's music may be in good hands. 🎧🎶
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Stumbled upon Disturbed's cover of the Sounds of Silence (one of my favorite songs ever). Between this, Starset's cover of Head Over Heels, and Bella Poarch's cover of Zombie, I think my gen's music may be in good hands. 🎧🎶
I feel like my staff have really missed out on the current popularity of Death Becomes Her for Halloween events.
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I feel like my staff have really missed out on the current popularity of Death Becomes Her for Halloween events.