like for Free PaIestine

repost for lsraeI is a genocidal colonial fascist apartheid ethno state

My forehead could lubricate a major industrial plant for a year when I'm anxious/annoyed/pissed/hungry/you get the idea

THERE'S A FUCKING CAMEL NEAR MY HOUSE

Got a selfie with the professor's dog after the final

BREAKING: Bullet casings have been recovered at the scene of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting with the following words inscribed in them: "dodge", "duck", "dip", "dive", and "dodge". Analysts are attempting to deduce what this message means.

Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great?

Bud, buddy. Hold up. You cannot be walking in here with all that ass

Modern connectivity is so strange bc I get to connect with people and creators that I'd have no chance to meet in real life.
I also get exposed to the beliefs of those people and realize that not every hero I had/have is actually the type of person I want to be as I age.

Did not expect to be followed by a cute army brat

Before we get started I'd like to impart this
Diss to your heart where my love has departed

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
You think you skibidi but my boy you barely sigma

On Sunday I felt like I could finally see how heavy my depression was weighing on me for the last few weeks and I started asking for help. Is everything perfect? No but I'm going into this Sunday feeling pretty accomplished despite everything

I'm enjoying the lack of anime pfp nazis on this site

Turned it off bc this is just disgusting. Million dollar trunks? What are we doing here. I hope Mike puts him into a deep coma but I can see highlights later.

Gronk and Shaq are both so fucking shallow. Money rules them and it always will

Stg even the boner pill commercials were better when I was a kid. Everytime the getfridayplans commercial comes on I want to bore my head with a chisel

Ngl I am 100% a Commanders fan when they play Philadelphia or Dallas

This opthalmology medication was somehow perfectly shaped to form a rattleback. Spins smoothly one direction and rattles back when spun the other way