Slithers
@slithersthelizard.bsky.social
Lizard 🔞 ribbit 🐸 Cringe and unwell. From another website.
Good morning from the dusty cooked states
February 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Good morning from the dusty cooked states
It's gonna be crazy when recipes made to sell marketed ingredients are financially unfeasible, and celebrity chefs and influencers are showing us new ways to spice up gruel.
February 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's gonna be crazy when recipes made to sell marketed ingredients are financially unfeasible, and celebrity chefs and influencers are showing us new ways to spice up gruel.
This new truck tesla is making looks like shit.
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This new truck tesla is making looks like shit.
Gouache palettes are cute until they dry out
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Gouache palettes are cute until they dry out
I had a small gig back home where I used to do a few Dolly Parton songs at a bar that doesn't exist anymore
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I had a small gig back home where I used to do a few Dolly Parton songs at a bar that doesn't exist anymore
Dolly Parton in a duet with Sabrina Carpenter 😭 I love it so much
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dolly Parton in a duet with Sabrina Carpenter 😭 I love it so much
Exasperated with the job market.
February 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Exasperated with the job market.
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please support the PWHL these women are good and fun to watch play! www.youtube.com/live/UagPG0N...
PWHL: Boston Fleet at Toronto Sceptres - February 14, 2025
YouTube video by The PWHL
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February 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
please support the PWHL these women are good and fun to watch play! www.youtube.com/live/UagPG0N...
It probably not good sign that putting the ratty 15 year old knee brace on is helping as our country seeks to destroy healthcare.
February 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It probably not good sign that putting the ratty 15 year old knee brace on is helping as our country seeks to destroy healthcare.
Landlord sent me a rent increase notice for valentines day 😍
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Landlord sent me a rent increase notice for valentines day 😍
Sad girl yearning hours sorry you can leave and I won't shame you or mention it to you ever
February 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sad girl yearning hours sorry you can leave and I won't shame you or mention it to you ever
I dont want to connect. I want to seep into the ground like oil and be slowly reclaimed into the soil over a prolonged period of time.
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I dont want to connect. I want to seep into the ground like oil and be slowly reclaimed into the soil over a prolonged period of time.
I feel like it's been so far out of our control for so much longer than we've even been alive that there's no reason to panic. That might make me part of the problem
February 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I feel like it's been so far out of our control for so much longer than we've even been alive that there's no reason to panic. That might make me part of the problem
My ap psych teacher used to play 'like a g6' in the morning and keep his coffee mug warm on a wax warmer.
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My ap psych teacher used to play 'like a g6' in the morning and keep his coffee mug warm on a wax warmer.
If you need a good distraction, lots of libraries online catalogs are growing pretty well and have cross app integration. Magazines. Audio books.
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you need a good distraction, lots of libraries online catalogs are growing pretty well and have cross app integration. Magazines. Audio books.
Making deals with God about the pepperoni bread I ate too much of last night
February 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Making deals with God about the pepperoni bread I ate too much of last night
There's this white stuff that fell out of the sky and covered everything
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There's this white stuff that fell out of the sky and covered everything
My dishwasher just peed all over the floor :(
February 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My dishwasher just peed all over the floor :(
If you're on your fourth response to a democrat just take a moment to love yourself
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you're on your fourth response to a democrat just take a moment to love yourself
I know everything is awful but I made shrimp fried rice and it was decent.
February 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I know everything is awful but I made shrimp fried rice and it was decent.
The dumber and poorer they make us the better for them. I sing to myself like a shitty lullaby.
February 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The dumber and poorer they make us the better for them. I sing to myself like a shitty lullaby.
Blessed this day. There is over half a pizza left in the fridge.
February 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Blessed this day. There is over half a pizza left in the fridge.
I love Smite. The layoffs at the studio and the ceo deleting his socials doesn't seem like a good sign.
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I love Smite. The layoffs at the studio and the ceo deleting his socials doesn't seem like a good sign.