entered a climbing comp, met lots of cool people, came third, but still the highlight was smooching the baby head sloper hold 💋👶

at the drag king show tonight leaning over into my partner's ear, "this is making me kinda miss being a hot fuckboy, i should bring that back"

if you're cis and you're replying to my insta story please do not embarrass yourself with stuff like "queen" and "gorgeous girl" you should tell me i look a little faggy today, my biceps are making u drool, impressive cock bulge, etc. those are the gender affirming comments i'm fishing for, thank u

they should have urinals on tube station platforms designated specifically for trans femmes with small bladders (me)

don't go climbing 14 hours in a week and then get ur covid booster this is by far the worst muscle pain i have ever experienced lmao

i need to be sent to the seaside for my health i need to be shrunk down and kept in a little bug enclosure and fed leaves i need to grow wings and taste the sun until the wax melts