I was rejected by 23 companies before being rejected by a 24th.
My wife is threatening to leave me for unrelated reasons.
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
It teaches them the importance of education and working hard.
Luckily they're stupid as fuck.
#education #motivational #inspiring #teachablemoments #teacher
It teaches them the importance of education and working hard.
Luckily they're stupid as fuck.
#education #motivational #inspiring #teachablemoments #teacher
Everyone has 24 hours to spend in a day. Distribute your day into 8+8+8 for a healthier work/life balance.
1. 8 hours sleep
2. 8 hours eating paper
3. 8 hours eating paper (con't)
#inspiring #inspirational #bossmoves #ceothoughts #business
Everyone has 24 hours to spend in a day. Distribute your day into 8+8+8 for a healthier work/life balance.
1. 8 hours sleep
2. 8 hours eating paper
3. 8 hours eating paper (con't)
#inspiring #inspirational #bossmoves #ceothoughts #business
1. Car paid off
2. No home loans
3. 6 figure passive income
And I was right. I don't have any of these things.
#hustle #entrepreneur #bossmoves #inspiring #inspirational
1. Car paid off
2. No home loans
3. 6 figure passive income
And I was right. I don't have any of these things.
#hustle #entrepreneur #bossmoves #inspiring #inspirational
I'm already a billionaire.
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
I'm already a billionaire.
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
“Tell me about a time you overcame adversity.”
Then I release the bees.
#inspiring #motivational #workhustle #bossbabe #entrepreneur
“Tell me about a time you overcame adversity.”
Then I release the bees.
#inspiring #motivational #workhustle #bossbabe #entrepreneur
Why? Because no one was addressing the real issue.
Sometimes the actual elephant in the room isn't an elephant at all. It's a horse.
My team didn’t laugh. They listened.
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur #dailyhustle
Why? Because no one was addressing the real issue.
Sometimes the actual elephant in the room isn't an elephant at all. It's a horse.
My team didn’t laugh. They listened.
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur #dailyhustle
@chili's has forever LOST my business!!
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
@chili's has forever LOST my business!!
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
When you sign on, you will play the role of my new wife.
HR is surprisingly on board with this.
#opentowork #ceo #inspirational #motivation
When you sign on, you will play the role of my new wife.
HR is surprisingly on board with this.
#opentowork #ceo #inspirational #motivation
Yesterday I broke an employee's collarbone over my knee during a team building exercise.
Don't believe our Glassdoor reviews. They're written by wimps and little babies.
#workhardplayharder #motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
Yesterday I broke an employee's collarbone over my knee during a team building exercise.
Don't believe our Glassdoor reviews. They're written by wimps and little babies.
#workhardplayharder #motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
I spent the weekend in the office.
There was a bee in my car I was waiting out.
#inspirational #motivation #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
I spent the weekend in the office.
There was a bee in my car I was waiting out.
#inspirational #motivation #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
He knew how busy our weekends get. It was nearly impossible to find coverage.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves #dailyhustle
He knew how busy our weekends get. It was nearly impossible to find coverage.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves #dailyhustle
I gave him a job anyway.
He is our worst employee.
He's never organized.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
I gave him a job anyway.
He is our worst employee.
He's never organized.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
A healthy workplace environment will make you happy for YEARS.
Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with either.
#motivational #inspirational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
A healthy workplace environment will make you happy for YEARS.
Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with either.
#motivational #inspirational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
The meatverse is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the metaverse.
That's $4,000 I probably won't get back.
#entrepreneur #metaverse #ceothoughts #bossmoves #hustlemindset
The meatverse is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the metaverse.
That's $4,000 I probably won't get back.
#entrepreneur #metaverse #ceothoughts #bossmoves #hustlemindset
Unrelated but I think crypto might be a scam.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
Unrelated but I think crypto might be a scam.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
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I spent the last 3 days in the office.
I will do whatever it takes to avoid my family.
#inspirational #entrepreneur #visionary #motivational
I spent the last 3 days in the office.
I will do whatever it takes to avoid my family.
#inspirational #entrepreneur #visionary #motivational
It was tough. I gave him a handshake and wished him luck. He smiled as he left the building.
That man's name was BARACK OBAMA. Not the president, though. This Barack Obama was a lot less successful.
It was tough. I gave him a handshake and wished him luck. He smiled as he left the building.
That man's name was BARACK OBAMA. Not the president, though. This Barack Obama was a lot less successful.
-new iPhone
-takeout
-rent
-insulin
You CAN afford to start a business. Don't make excuses. Make better choices.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves
-new iPhone
-takeout
-rent
-insulin
You CAN afford to start a business. Don't make excuses. Make better choices.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves
#davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks
#davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
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