One Steve To Rule Them All
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I was rocketed here from an alien planet, then my adoptive parents were killed in an alley by a radioactive spider, which bit me. An ancient monk took pity on me, brought me to a lost city, and taught me sorcerous martial arts until a gamma bomb exploded and mutated me into a vampiric were-dragon.
How much do you want to bet that Ted's "In TX" numbers are the existing Congressional map and not the newly-passed map?
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
How much do you want to bet that Ted's "In TX" numbers are the existing Congressional map and not the newly-passed map?
Simple enough: Send notices every day with 7 days advanced notice. "Congressional business" may keep them away and cause them to cancel any given day, but they'll have provided advanced notice that they may be there that day.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Simple enough: Send notices every day with 7 days advanced notice. "Congressional business" may keep them away and cause them to cancel any given day, but they'll have provided advanced notice that they may be there that day.
Walz needs to post:
Number of ICE Agents hospitalized in MN: 0
Number of ICE Agents killed in MN: 0
How is that insurrection? Compare to the Jan 6th 2021 Capitol Police numbers.
Number of ICE Agents hospitalized in MN: 0
Number of ICE Agents killed in MN: 0
How is that insurrection? Compare to the Jan 6th 2021 Capitol Police numbers.
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Walz needs to post:
Number of ICE Agents hospitalized in MN: 0
Number of ICE Agents killed in MN: 0
How is that insurrection? Compare to the Jan 6th 2021 Capitol Police numbers.
Number of ICE Agents hospitalized in MN: 0
Number of ICE Agents killed in MN: 0
How is that insurrection? Compare to the Jan 6th 2021 Capitol Police numbers.
I have watched "Lawnmower Man" 4 times. I'm pretty sure there's a 10-minute section I've never been awake for.
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I have watched "Lawnmower Man" 4 times. I'm pretty sure there's a 10-minute section I've never been awake for.
The PM of Denmark needs to publicly demand Mar-A-Lago as part of the purchase price.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The PM of Denmark needs to publicly demand Mar-A-Lago as part of the purchase price.
+10 for obscurity.
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
+10 for obscurity.
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No VLS? It's another Littoral Target Ship to soak up Chinese missiles..
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
No VLS? It's another Littoral Target Ship to soak up Chinese missiles..
No country that allows Rupert Murdoch to own media companies has ever prospered.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
No country that allows Rupert Murdoch to own media companies has ever prospered.
If it's illegal to be a werewolf, would you admit it to the annual werewolf census?
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If it's illegal to be a werewolf, would you admit it to the annual werewolf census?
Developed an ulcer hopefully..
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Developed an ulcer hopefully..
I can't join ICE because my parents were married to each other.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I can't join ICE because my parents were married to each other.
"Hey, what's that needle you just jabbed me with?"
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"Hey, what's that needle you just jabbed me with?"
Thing that always got me about the Bora was the dashboard looked like something out of a 747..
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Thing that always got me about the Bora was the dashboard looked like something out of a 747..
It's become the Roberts Court's Dredd Scott... Hispanics and other minorities are not citizens until ICE grants it to them.
Driver's license and certified copy of your birth certificate? You're still not a citizen unless an ICE agent allows it, or decides they are fake and throws them away.
Driver's license and certified copy of your birth certificate? You're still not a citizen unless an ICE agent allows it, or decides they are fake and throws them away.
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's become the Roberts Court's Dredd Scott... Hispanics and other minorities are not citizens until ICE grants it to them.
Driver's license and certified copy of your birth certificate? You're still not a citizen unless an ICE agent allows it, or decides they are fake and throws them away.
Driver's license and certified copy of your birth certificate? You're still not a citizen unless an ICE agent allows it, or decides they are fake and throws them away.
Not surprised, it's this generations' Dredd Scott: Hispanics and minorities are not American citizens until the Authorities arbitrarily decide they are or not.
Got a driver's license and certified birth certificate? You're still not a citizen until an ICE agent decides to accept them as valid.
Got a driver's license and certified birth certificate? You're still not a citizen until an ICE agent decides to accept them as valid.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not surprised, it's this generations' Dredd Scott: Hispanics and minorities are not American citizens until the Authorities arbitrarily decide they are or not.
Got a driver's license and certified birth certificate? You're still not a citizen until an ICE agent decides to accept them as valid.
Got a driver's license and certified birth certificate? You're still not a citizen until an ICE agent decides to accept them as valid.
Hey, with 28 Mk 41 VLS, you'd better look out! That's almost a *frigate's* worth of launch tubes!
I'm sure the mighty load-out of 16 ESSMs, 10 SM-2s, 10 SM-6s, and 4 Tomahawks would wipe the South China Sea of those dastardly PLAN ships!
[Note: I am assuming they went with Strike-length VLS.]
I'm sure the mighty load-out of 16 ESSMs, 10 SM-2s, 10 SM-6s, and 4 Tomahawks would wipe the South China Sea of those dastardly PLAN ships!
[Note: I am assuming they went with Strike-length VLS.]
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey, with 28 Mk 41 VLS, you'd better look out! That's almost a *frigate's* worth of launch tubes!
I'm sure the mighty load-out of 16 ESSMs, 10 SM-2s, 10 SM-6s, and 4 Tomahawks would wipe the South China Sea of those dastardly PLAN ships!
[Note: I am assuming they went with Strike-length VLS.]
I'm sure the mighty load-out of 16 ESSMs, 10 SM-2s, 10 SM-6s, and 4 Tomahawks would wipe the South China Sea of those dastardly PLAN ships!
[Note: I am assuming they went with Strike-length VLS.]
28 VLS? That's less than the now-canceled frigates had, and far less than the Tico cruisers..
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
28 VLS? That's less than the now-canceled frigates had, and far less than the Tico cruisers..
The Tico's have two, but not side-by-side, that's just idiotic.
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Tico's have two, but not side-by-side, that's just idiotic.
Will it out-gun HMS Agincourt?
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Will it out-gun HMS Agincourt?
He doesn't have the power to turn the MAGA nuts against Republican Congresscritters... That's Trump's main power: He set a violent mob into the Capitol to hunt for Mike Pence. He could post "Congressman Schmo is a traitor! He lives at 189 Cohiba Lane in Springdale! Go get him!" and people would go.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He doesn't have the power to turn the MAGA nuts against Republican Congresscritters... That's Trump's main power: He set a violent mob into the Capitol to hunt for Mike Pence. He could post "Congressman Schmo is a traitor! He lives at 189 Cohiba Lane in Springdale! Go get him!" and people would go.
Correct response: "So you don't even know what actions your own department are taking. Are you sure you're in control? Are you just not paying attention?"
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Correct response: "So you don't even know what actions your own department are taking. Are you sure you're in control? Are you just not paying attention?"
What? Russia lied about something in the Ukraine war?
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What? Russia lied about something in the Ukraine war?
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Who is "Barbie Goebbels"? Did you mispost?
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who is "Barbie Goebbels"? Did you mispost?