One Steve To Rule Them All
@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social
Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.
Pinned
I was rocketed here from an alien planet, then my adoptive parents were killed in an alley by a radioactive spider, which bit me. An ancient monk took pity on me, brought me to a lost city, and taught me sorcerous martial arts until a gamma bomb exploded and mutated me into a vampiric were-dragon.
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Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
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Baths used to be more fun.
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Baths used to be more fun.
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A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name.
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name.
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
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How Doctor Dinosaur paid for that doctorate
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
How Doctor Dinosaur paid for that doctorate
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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
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Sorry, no: Lawyers who defend stripping birthright citizenship from 150,000 infants a year deserve to have that held against them. Forever.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
She co-wrote an amicus brief for Tennessee as an employee of the state. It's not like she's on the forefront of the issue. Attorneys shouldn't be penalized for zealously advocating the position of a client. What should be held against her is everything else she's done. afj.org/nominee/whit...
Whitney Hermandorfer - Alliance for Justice
afj.org
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sorry, no: Lawyers who defend stripping birthright citizenship from 150,000 infants a year deserve to have that held against them. Forever.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
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Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
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Okay this made me laugh
July 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Okay this made me laugh
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
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![Comic. Bridge Types: Plank, Rope, Truss, Trestle, Arch, Suspended Arch, Draw, Suspension, Filler [bridge over hole filled in with rocks], Budget Overrun [bridge suspended by cables and extras], Jump [two ends of bridge are disconnected ramps; person crossing in the air on a skateboard], Halfhearted [bridge slopes down into hole], Waterbed [squiggly bridge above water as people crossing shake], L’engle [the hole the bridge is covering is warped so opposite sides of the bridge meet at one point underneath], Fun [bridge loops like a roller coaster; person skateboarding up the loop], Repurposed Elevator [horizontal elevator].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifgdaqlqxgbldzsugrxxzjn3mibm4hi3pzk6ac4rhvkjr3lq7y2pu@jpeg)
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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So…about AI’s energy use…
“…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”
“…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”
Report: Creating a 5-second AI video is like running a microwave for an hour
That's a long time in the microwave.
mashable.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So…about AI’s energy use…
“…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”
“…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”
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This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
The Republican-passed “big beautiful bill” takes away health insurance coverage from ALL transgender people, regardless of age.
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
BREAKING: Republicans pass ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ stripping transgender Americans of health care
The Human Rights Campaign called the bill "cruel."
www.advocate.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
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Wonder Woman is elected as the Justice Society of America’s secretary!
May 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wonder Woman is elected as the Justice Society of America’s secretary!
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And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.”
- Matthew 6:5
- Matthew 6:5
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.”
- Matthew 6:5
- Matthew 6:5
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NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
May 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
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A+ merch at the ballpark today
May 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A+ merch at the ballpark today
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It’s amazing how this 25-year-old system was working fine *right* up to the point where DOGE started fucking with it, and then it suddenly broke.
They’re like arsonists who set fires so just they can rush in and save people
They’re like arsonists who set fires so just they can rush in and save people
Duffy on the air traffic control system: "The lights are blinking, the sirens are turning ... what you see in Newark is gonna happen in other places across the country."
Good luck, air travelers!
Good luck, air travelers!
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s amazing how this 25-year-old system was working fine *right* up to the point where DOGE started fucking with it, and then it suddenly broke.
They’re like arsonists who set fires so just they can rush in and save people
They’re like arsonists who set fires so just they can rush in and save people
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There's nothing wrong with me that $5 million and a full-body transplant wouldn't fix.
May 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There's nothing wrong with me that $5 million and a full-body transplant wouldn't fix.
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a