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Tabitha
@slawthzilla.bsky.social
The ants weigh more than the elephants 🐜
Sometimes I love my short term memory loss bc I forget that tv show episodes are released on a certain day and then repeatedly get excited when I’m reminded.
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Might watch all five twilight films and clean my house tn idk
February 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Last night was a king cake”
February 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You ever have to dispose of a dead opossum on your lunch break?
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Leave it to the city of #neworleans to prioritize money/tourism over locals 🤪🤡
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s fucking #superbowl week and the city can’t be bothered to fix a broken light at a busy intersection. It’s been 4 days. That checks out. #nola
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My goal for the week is to finish severance and dark matter before my free trial ends
January 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I feel like every new drama series is trying to go for a theme song with a few extremely catchy piano notes
January 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY

💜
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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there are people out there saying "keep politics out of video games" and their favourite games will be like Fallout or Metal Gear
January 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So when is drag race going to have a lip sync to he said she said by Ashley Tisdale ??????
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We lost a real one tonight. RIP pop tart earring.
January 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Gonna pop my pussy at this honky tonk”
January 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“Last night was a eulogy” - @queenshannoni.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What if we kissed in front of the king cake baby mascot at the pels game 👉👈
January 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Arcane is rly good btw
January 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So I saw polar express for the first time officially a few days ago, and my best friend FAILED to mention the Steven Tyler jumpscare at the end.
December 31, 2024 at 3:46 AM
“Your kewpie baby tattoo won’t save you” - me to me in the rouses parking lot when a man tried to approach me
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
pov: post nosferatu viewing foggy Wendy’s drive thru line with beach house playing softly in the background. ~ambient~
December 28, 2024 at 6:28 AM
god (who is a woman) bless us, every one
December 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Baby’s 1st Friday the 13th thigh tat 🤪
December 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Me: Damn I really just picked up one incredibly addicting time sink game I really shouldn’t get another…

The fuck you goblin in my brain: DOWNLOAD INFINITY NIKKI YOU COWARD
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Is December 25th nosferatu girl or babyratu day ???? I need to know
December 12, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Happy wagon wheel watusi Wednesday to those who celebrate.
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
December 10, 2024 at 11:28 PM