Jean Bison
slambassador.bsky.social
Jean Bison
@slambassador.bsky.social
Guy who is realizing
Would you still love me if I spent the deep hours of the night pacing through rooms that don't exist? If I changed around dragging the chains I forged in life that I now wear in death??
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I should know so so much less about the sex lives of American media figures
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Once again, the game awards have snubbed Simon Thatham's Puzzles
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
I'm into pee
Love drinking piss
- piss fetish leonard cohen
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is how
you remind me
to make love to a man
- gay chad kroeger
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
aaaaAaaaaaAaaahhhhHhh
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lmao why did the dodgers organist just play the twin peaks theme
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Jean Bison
it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The ruins of Pompeii
September 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
♪ You would not believe your eyes
If ten million little guys
Were sucking dick as you fell asleep ♪
September 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Another day, another opportunity to comment "This is so important 🙏" on the Where Is The Love music video
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There's a lot of horrendous stuff coming out of the UK, but they have also produced a whole lot of old guys making weird music in their basments for tens of YouTube views
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We went wrong as a society when we stopped naming computers after what they go on top of
August 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
New business idea I can hopefully get into production for the holiday season: Elf on the shelf, but whenever you put it on something it screams "this house is a FUCKING nightmare!" from that one vine
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Taking a quiet, mindful epilogue at the urinal so I don't cross paths with the dude currently washing his hands
August 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
August 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Going on a john wick rampage thought the whole edutainment industry because of a dead sea monkey
May 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
She's not tapping on my sign til I make me
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She don't on my make me til I tap the sign
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She tap on my sign til I don't make me
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky
I could be purple, I could be nurple, I could be anything you like
April 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The ruins of pompeii
April 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That's Kaname Date...
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
March 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Jean Bison
I think Alan Wake should go on Taskmaster
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM