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1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."

This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.

Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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2. We have a whole section on this in Chapter 14 of our online course thebullshitmachines.com.

The bottom line: an apology is a speech act, and a machine does not meet the felicity conditions (preparatory conditions and sincerity conditions, in particular) for the utterance to perform as intended.
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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3. This is not the first time around; journalists should not still be making this mistake. We went through this before last summer when headlines claimed that Grok "apologized" for its whole Hilter thing.

In the words of Joey Swole: Do better.

/fin
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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É bem surreal ter que dizer que LLMs não "pedem desculpas", mas, sim, chegamos a esse ponto.
1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."

This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.

Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Lembrem-se.

Se alguém usar alguma foto sua para gerar nudes por IA, você DEVE manter a calma e registrar tudo.

Há duas leis que sempre podem usar em defesa contra isso:

Lei nº 15.123/2025 - criminaliza a DeepFake

Lei nº 12.737/2012 - Lei Carolina Dieckmann
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
meu deus
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
não obstante chato; também calçava galochas.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
esse comentário meio q fez mais por mim doq umas sessões de terapia
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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restaurei um poster da Rita para um amigo 🩷
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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farmando aura na mangedoura
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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*no presépio*
-tem pão?
-não
-e pães?
-amigo, acho que você errou o lugar
-ué, não é esse aqui o cara que multiplica pão?
-volta daqui uns 30 anos
-po eu vim de longe, ele não pode mesmo multiplicar esses pães?
-ainda nães
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ahhhh vsffff
Chore se vc chorou
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
nesta dada
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
li um post dizendo oq quanto era comum dizer q algo falso era “photoshopado”… hj dá até uma certa nostalgia ver uma edição de photoshop mal feita
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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a princesa de alderaan depois que o planeta dela foi aniquilado pela estrela da morte
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM