This kitty looks pretty damn cool 😎🤭♥️
This kitty looks pretty damn cool 😎🤭♥️
“No, Kiki. It’s PEARS—for me!”
(later) “The bag I hear crackling…Is it TREATS for me?”
“No, it’s CORN CHIPS—for me!”
(later) “You ain’t fooling me AGAIN by snapping that can lid, human!”
“No fooling THIS time, Kiki. It’s WET FOOD—for you!”
“No, Kiki. It’s PEARS—for me!”
(later) “The bag I hear crackling…Is it TREATS for me?”
“No, it’s CORN CHIPS—for me!”
(later) “You ain’t fooling me AGAIN by snapping that can lid, human!”
“No fooling THIS time, Kiki. It’s WET FOOD—for you!”
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
“Uh, no, Kiki.”
“LOTS of things—yet I DO ‘em! But eating PREMIUM wet food interferes with my regimen! And your AWESOME scritches delay me more!”
“Kiki, don’t HUMBLEBRAG! Either be HUMBLE…or BRAG!”
“It’s hard being humble like ME, human! I’m so PRETTY!”
“Uh, no, Kiki.”
“LOTS of things—yet I DO ‘em! But eating PREMIUM wet food interferes with my regimen! And your AWESOME scritches delay me more!”
“Kiki, don’t HUMBLEBRAG! Either be HUMBLE…or BRAG!”
“It’s hard being humble like ME, human! I’m so PRETTY!”
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat
“I did, Kiki!”
“No, it’s MY grand design!”
“OK…?”
“There ain’t ROOM on the floor with my other boxes, scratchers, trees…”
“So, the only space LEFT?”
“Yep! Add ‘nip and it’ll function…THEORETICALLY, human!”
“Einstein would be JEALOUS, Kiki!”
“I did, Kiki!”
“No, it’s MY grand design!”
“OK…?”
“There ain’t ROOM on the floor with my other boxes, scratchers, trees…”
“So, the only space LEFT?”
“Yep! Add ‘nip and it’ll function…THEORETICALLY, human!”
“Einstein would be JEALOUS, Kiki!”
“I decide…to STAY, human!”
“If you DECIDE that, I‘ll decide NOT to scritch you again!”
“Cool!”
“Or PLAY with you…You’ll always be SAD!”
“Not ME, human!”
“I decide to sit NEXT to you, Kiki! Want SCRITCHES?”
“I decide…to STAY, human!”
“If you DECIDE that, I‘ll decide NOT to scritch you again!”
“Cool!”
“Or PLAY with you…You’ll always be SAD!”
“Not ME, human!”
“I decide to sit NEXT to you, Kiki! Want SCRITCHES?”