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i'ts me, iggy
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My bumbum, it be majik
It noes how kownt to 2
Den, wif liddle effert
It makes a stinky poo

Da poopy, it be sylent
But always lands wif plop
Neber dos I bury
I always leeb on top

#CheddarPoetry #HappyPoopyDay #EberydayBePoopyDayTho #EberybuddyPoops #DatNotChokwitOnDaFlor 💩
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Celebratory High Over Seahawks Win...
Waffles is hung over from all the catnip cocktails after the Seahawks won yesterday.

#wafflesthecat #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Oh, no. He was haxxored
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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“I have a MEETING, Kiki!”

“I gotta fend for MYSELF, human?”

“There’s kibble, wet food, treats…catnip…fresh water…clean litter! ALL SET!”

“Nice!”

“Bye, Kiki!” (door closes, opens) “Forgot my keys, phone, purse, jacket, water, pad…”

“Human, at least you didn’t forget the most IMPORTANT thing…ME!”
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Waffles is hung over from all the catnip cocktails after the Seahawks won yesterday.

#wafflesthecat #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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R U looking at the me?
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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New week!
New shenanigans! 😸😸

#Hedgewatch
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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“Human, my latest LIST!”

“What’s THIS, Kiki?”

“Five things to say every DAY!”

(reads) “‘You’re the best kitty.’…‘You’re a star.’…‘You’re #1.’ ‘You’re pretty like the Mona Lisa.’…’You’re so smart.’…Wow! You took the words out of my MOUTH, Kiki!”

“So, say them next time WITHOUT laughing, human!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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While the rest of you enjoyed Bad Bunny's historic Super Bowl halftime show, I was watching Kid Rock's D+ lip-synching to "Bawitdaba" in Turning Point USA's Charlie Kirk memorial counterprogramming. Here's what you missed:
Turning Point USA’s Halftime Show Was Exactly What You’d Expect
“The All-American Halftime Show," born out of outrage over Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance, fell short of the hype. From Kid Rock’s poor lip synching to Erika Kirk being MIA, it was simply dull.
www.wired.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Goodnight everyone 😽🐾
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Remember to click between Super Bowl ads.
new aminals campayns is owt now so plees clik wen yoo can an arsk frends to clik an reepowst aswel plees. fank yoo

wun clik for th dry food
wun for cannd food *
wun for blankits *
wun for pellits *

* clik on th cog to choos wun wot ends soonist

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February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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“Hey, human! Off my COUCH!”

“Look at YOU, Kiki…talking big, like you OWN the place!”

“I DO own it…’cause YOU bought it!”

“I don’t OWN…I RENT! A COMPANY owns it!”

“I’ll BUY it from them—then I’LL own it!”

“Kiki, when you gonna admit that you’re not the BOSS?”

“Human, I’ll never own up to THAT!”
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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"How I spent my Sunday," by Lulu T. Cat.
#CatsOfBluesky #catsky
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Waffles takes a bath every Sunday whether he needs it or not.

#wafflesthecat #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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The most #SuperbOwl of them all, Flaco. Fly high, beautiful boy. ❤️🪽
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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I have no idea how that file folder just fell off the desk! 😸🤫🤭
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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“Kiki, memories of 10 years together keep FLOODING my mind.”

“I’m gonna BAIL, human!”

“No! REMEMBER bringing me soup when I had the flu…”

“Wasn’t ME!”

“…Or picking me up from the AIRPORT?”

“Nope!”

“What do YOU remember doing for me?”

“Always being THERE for you, human!”

“That’s a LOT, Kiki!”
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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“Human, I’ve come to COLLECT!”

“WHAT, Kiki?”

“TREATS, of course!”

“Of COURSE!”

“You gonna make me do it the EASY way…or the HARD way?”

“What’s the EASY way?”

“I get TREATS!”

“And the HARD way?”

“I get treats, then THANK you! That’s very HARD for me, human!”

“We’ll do it the EASY way, Kiki!”
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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This is really sicko stuff
Only 15 precincts to go and the Dem lead hasn’t moved
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Big Bivalve Energy
The Washington Department of Natural Resources makes a good point.
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Full employment because the rebuild is going to be huge
After Elon Musk stole the entire Social Security database, it will also be necessary to re-issue Social Security numbers to everyone in the United States, because that data is now hopelessly compromised.
if we survive this kakistocracy can you imagine what the IT security audit is going to have to look like?

the same corporations that enabled Trump will make a killing on the other end overbilling clean up of his traitorous dookie
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM