my child bringing me a halo, “mom can you please peel this peach pie” idk why they’re “peach pie”, but yes, of course.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my child bringing me a halo, “mom can you please peel this peach pie” idk why they’re “peach pie”, but yes, of course.
if it’s snowing by you, i’m extremely jealous of you and you can feel free to send it my way. thanks!
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
if it’s snowing by you, i’m extremely jealous of you and you can feel free to send it my way. thanks!
it’s fucking overcast now!!! son of a bitch!!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
it’s fucking overcast now!!! son of a bitch!!!
saw about ten meteors and peak time didn’t even start yet. warming up for 30-ish minutes then heading back out.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
saw about ten meteors and peak time didn’t even start yet. warming up for 30-ish minutes then heading back out.
finally seeing a meteor shower!!! woohoo
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
finally seeing a meteor shower!!! woohoo
can someone unclog my ears so i can stop being dizzy? thank you so muchhhhhh
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
can someone unclog my ears so i can stop being dizzy? thank you so muchhhhhh
fuck you to the fart rocket mustang that booms up my street everyday during nap time. you’re obnoxious and i hate you.
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
fuck you to the fart rocket mustang that booms up my street everyday during nap time. you’re obnoxious and i hate you.
did every actor of all time have a part on nurse jackie?!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
did every actor of all time have a part on nurse jackie?!!!
it smells like snow but it’s not gonna snow in my area and it’s pissing me off.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it smells like snow but it’s not gonna snow in my area and it’s pissing me off.
trying to put away my child’s clothing and getting frustrated because items such as PJ tops and bottoms are not together and it’s making me feel upset bc like it’s not hard to keep two matching items together??????
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
trying to put away my child’s clothing and getting frustrated because items such as PJ tops and bottoms are not together and it’s making me feel upset bc like it’s not hard to keep two matching items together??????
my feet are cold, have been all day, and it’s FREAKING ME OUT.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my feet are cold, have been all day, and it’s FREAKING ME OUT.
ordered coffee from NJ and feeling GOOD 😎
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ordered coffee from NJ and feeling GOOD 😎
so glad my debit card has been compromised. nice!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
so glad my debit card has been compromised. nice!!!!
sorry boomers, no i don’t want my 2.5 year old staring at your phone just because you forgot how to actually play and interact with a child. stay mad when i say no. the same shit you’re showing is available on TV and not a handheld screen. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 annoying.
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
sorry boomers, no i don’t want my 2.5 year old staring at your phone just because you forgot how to actually play and interact with a child. stay mad when i say no. the same shit you’re showing is available on TV and not a handheld screen. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 annoying.
my elderly dog goes outside, my mom goes to let her in, “ah she’s all the way up in the back” my child responds, “you just gotta wait for her!” 🤭🤭🤭 what a wise child
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
my elderly dog goes outside, my mom goes to let her in, “ah she’s all the way up in the back” my child responds, “you just gotta wait for her!” 🤭🤭🤭 what a wise child
my child’s current phrase for when things are good and pleasing: OH WOW ITS SO BEAUTIFUL/ITS SO COOL
my child’s current phrase for anything displeasing: oh, JESUS CHRIST!
🙃🙃🙃
my child’s current phrase for anything displeasing: oh, JESUS CHRIST!
🙃🙃🙃
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my child’s current phrase for when things are good and pleasing: OH WOW ITS SO BEAUTIFUL/ITS SO COOL
my child’s current phrase for anything displeasing: oh, JESUS CHRIST!
🙃🙃🙃
my child’s current phrase for anything displeasing: oh, JESUS CHRIST!
🙃🙃🙃
i’m so tired of being caught in the middle of angry and stubborn people it’s so fucking exhausting.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i’m so tired of being caught in the middle of angry and stubborn people it’s so fucking exhausting.
how do men not feel when their entire ASS is out? genuinely asking.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
how do men not feel when their entire ASS is out? genuinely asking.
maybe if you’re offended because your wife “hates men” and you take that personally then you should idk be a better man.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
maybe if you’re offended because your wife “hates men” and you take that personally then you should idk be a better man.
commercials are fucking annoying they’re even worse with everything promoting AI. i’m sorry this is stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
commercials are fucking annoying they’re even worse with everything promoting AI. i’m sorry this is stupid.
why don’t people ever respect when i say “don’t buy stuff anymore” for my child. we have zero space. we have everything my child needs, etc. why do people ignore this?
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
why don’t people ever respect when i say “don’t buy stuff anymore” for my child. we have zero space. we have everything my child needs, etc. why do people ignore this?
went to a nearby national park slay; lowkey want to do more trails now that we know where they are but i think i want a pair of hokas for that but idk if they will fit my gigantically wide cavewoman feet. ugh.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
went to a nearby national park slay; lowkey want to do more trails now that we know where they are but i think i want a pair of hokas for that but idk if they will fit my gigantically wide cavewoman feet. ugh.
my parents should’ve divorced when i was a kid. shits weird.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my parents should’ve divorced when i was a kid. shits weird.
i hate racists!!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i hate racists!!!!!!!