skella 🖤
@skella.bsky.social
jackal in the sheep flock🔮
east coast. owner of a “strong uterus”.
east coast. owner of a “strong uterus”.
ugh my watch is gonna bite the fucking dust soon, i know it and i don’t want to shell out money for a new one. fml.
February 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
ugh my watch is gonna bite the fucking dust soon, i know it and i don’t want to shell out money for a new one. fml.
finally figured out my cold brew concentrate and for ME personally, i need to add water and milk of choice to really dilute it otherwise it is too strong and it messes with my anxiety bc now every once in a while too much caffeine is not great for me (i used to not tolerate it at all!)
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
finally figured out my cold brew concentrate and for ME personally, i need to add water and milk of choice to really dilute it otherwise it is too strong and it messes with my anxiety bc now every once in a while too much caffeine is not great for me (i used to not tolerate it at all!)
struggled all week to get my ass out of bed by 8:20 every day, wake up on saturday naturally at 6:20 am lmfao
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
struggled all week to get my ass out of bed by 8:20 every day, wake up on saturday naturally at 6:20 am lmfao
hit dogs holler dementia don
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
hit dogs holler dementia don
my head hurts but only in one spot and not consistently. hooray!!!!!!!!!!! i need new pillows but i don’t wanna spend money but i need another pillow 🫠
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
my head hurts but only in one spot and not consistently. hooray!!!!!!!!!!! i need new pillows but i don’t wanna spend money but i need another pillow 🫠
MY (almost) 12 YEAR OLD DOG’S BLOODWORK CAME BACK PERFECT. GO MY LITTLE GEMINI DEMON!!!!!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
MY (almost) 12 YEAR OLD DOG’S BLOODWORK CAME BACK PERFECT. GO MY LITTLE GEMINI DEMON!!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing quite like having a raging headache and your child screeching full volume at you for…literally no reason other than they know you dislike them screeching at you.
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
there is nothing quite like having a raging headache and your child screeching full volume at you for…literally no reason other than they know you dislike them screeching at you.
had a dream my old house was attached to a CHURCH??????????? and when i had lived there it was empty and then when i had moved out only the church part was rented out????????????? lmfao what the fuck??????????
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
had a dream my old house was attached to a CHURCH??????????? and when i had lived there it was empty and then when i had moved out only the church part was rented out????????????? lmfao what the fuck??????????
my sister was smart to get the fuck out on her own. i wish i was brave like her.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
my sister was smart to get the fuck out on her own. i wish i was brave like her.
LOL @ my parents kicking me out because i told them i was tired of hearing their bullshit about bad bunny and said it was racist.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
LOL @ my parents kicking me out because i told them i was tired of hearing their bullshit about bad bunny and said it was racist.
*every other word out of my mom’s mouth: STUPID
my child: begins repeating the word stupid
my mom: highly offended. WHERE DID CHILD LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!?!?!
me: …are you fucking kidding me???????????
my child: begins repeating the word stupid
my mom: highly offended. WHERE DID CHILD LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!?!?!
me: …are you fucking kidding me???????????
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
*every other word out of my mom’s mouth: STUPID
my child: begins repeating the word stupid
my mom: highly offended. WHERE DID CHILD LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!?!?!
me: …are you fucking kidding me???????????
my child: begins repeating the word stupid
my mom: highly offended. WHERE DID CHILD LEARN THAT WORD FROM?!?!?!
me: …are you fucking kidding me???????????
my puerto rican husband is really loving the bad bunny hate from my boomer parents. really stoked my puerto rican child gets to be bombarded with this bullshit every day and i can’t say anything bc we live with them for right now. fml.
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
my puerto rican husband is really loving the bad bunny hate from my boomer parents. really stoked my puerto rican child gets to be bombarded with this bullshit every day and i can’t say anything bc we live with them for right now. fml.
not it unexpectedly snowing lmao what
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
not it unexpectedly snowing lmao what
i am so light sensitive the snow gave me a headache and made me dizzy earlier lmfao. goodbye snow!
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
i am so light sensitive the snow gave me a headache and made me dizzy earlier lmfao. goodbye snow!
soccer? cancelled. library? closed. will it snow? nobody knows.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
soccer? cancelled. library? closed. will it snow? nobody knows.
big dipper in my backyard can’t afford to feed it anymore (dead milkmen get it?)
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
big dipper in my backyard can’t afford to feed it anymore (dead milkmen get it?)
i’m tired of my boomer mom saying, “wHaT hApPeNeD tO gLoBaL wArMiNg?” —it’s happening all the fucking time. climate change is happening. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i’m tired of my boomer mom saying, “wHaT hApPeNeD tO gLoBaL wArMiNg?” —it’s happening all the fucking time. climate change is happening. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
i’m tired of my boomer mom saying, “wHaT hApPeNeD tO gLoBaL wArMiNg?” —it’s happening all the fucking time. climate change is happening. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i’m tired of my boomer mom saying, “wHaT hApPeNeD tO gLoBaL wArMiNg?” —it’s happening all the fucking time. climate change is happening. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
Who the fuck cares? Being confrontational is not justification for PUBLIC EXECUTIONS. FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FDT!!!!!!! And fuck the NYT for constantly trying to sew division amongst everyone. You CANT PLAY BOTH FUCKING SIDES YOU FECKLESS COWARDS
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Who the fuck cares? Being confrontational is not justification for PUBLIC EXECUTIONS. FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FDT!!!!!!! And fuck the NYT for constantly trying to sew division amongst everyone. You CANT PLAY BOTH FUCKING SIDES YOU FECKLESS COWARDS
our snow froze so we are subliminally letting our toddler know that ICE IS DANGEROUS!!! and ICE IS BAD!!! ✌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
our snow froze so we are subliminally letting our toddler know that ICE IS DANGEROUS!!! and ICE IS BAD!!! ✌🏼
why did my chest muscles have to be the last batch to get sore after my illness making me freak out even though i know it’s because i was sick.
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
why did my chest muscles have to be the last batch to get sore after my illness making me freak out even though i know it’s because i was sick.
why does it have to feel like you performed a full body work out to exhaustion after having a stomach bug?!? yall knock it off. there’s no way i used every muscle in my body to…throw up???? 😔 sore af.
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
why does it have to feel like you performed a full body work out to exhaustion after having a stomach bug?!? yall knock it off. there’s no way i used every muscle in my body to…throw up???? 😔 sore af.
i thought my head hurt bc i didn’t feel well but it turns out it hurt because i hadn’t eaten anything since friday LOL oops.
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 PM
i thought my head hurt bc i didn’t feel well but it turns out it hurt because i hadn’t eaten anything since friday LOL oops.
i’m glad that people being killed by ICE is “so ridiculous already!” in a sarcastic way
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i’m glad that people being killed by ICE is “so ridiculous already!” in a sarcastic way