Ah, Melbourne. Stinks like home.

No need to look for any kind of adult entertainment in Canberra, just walk into a bar and see person after person get utterly fucked by $17 for a pint of beer.

Replaying Pokemon Pearl and using Mudkip as your indentured HM worker:

The award for the best move ever of all time goes to the last 25 minutes of The Substance. I will not be taking any questions.

I could not be happier to see the spirit of Chatlotte Corday still going strong

Epstein files are going to be released with a 10 page foreword by Jeffrey about how much he hated Trump and how Trump would always rebuff his offers to assault young women together

People say Charlotte Corday was wrong for what she did to Marat, but at the end of they day it shut him the fuck up.

when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work

I hop onto DBD for a couple solo queue games. Game 1, Ghoul. Game 2, Clown on midwich. This game is so comically unfun. Time for another month long break.

Uncle Ruckus but it's an AI convinced that it's a human

Clearly not that fucking unreadable than were they

You idiot, you moron. You hapless rube. Gloobglorps are a martian fiat currency and as such they aren't recognized or traded AT ALL within the galactic federation