Simon Mills
@sjmills.net
I make computers do things for money and also for fun.
Summer means cold brew coffee. ☕️
Cold brew coffee, and a reckless disregard for my sleep schedule, means late nights.
Late nights means lots of Hades 2 runs. 🎮
Cold brew coffee, and a reckless disregard for my sleep schedule, means late nights.
Late nights means lots of Hades 2 runs. 🎮
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Summer means cold brew coffee. ☕️
Cold brew coffee, and a reckless disregard for my sleep schedule, means late nights.
Late nights means lots of Hades 2 runs. 🎮
Cold brew coffee, and a reckless disregard for my sleep schedule, means late nights.
Late nights means lots of Hades 2 runs. 🎮
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on Last Meals was such a joy to watch. The fact that it's like an hour and a half tells me it was just two dudes shooting the shit and eating too much food for ages. Which, in an age of AI slop and disingenuous money making, was absolutely fucking delightful.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on Last Meals was such a joy to watch. The fact that it's like an hour and a half tells me it was just two dudes shooting the shit and eating too much food for ages. Which, in an age of AI slop and disingenuous money making, was absolutely fucking delightful.
Long weekend here in Aotearoa New Zealand.
Other people:
Beach, sunshine, visiting friends, drinking, etc.
Me, having bought a new router:
Other people:
Beach, sunshine, visiting friends, drinking, etc.
Me, having bought a new router:
a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right
ALT: a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right
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October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Long weekend here in Aotearoa New Zealand.
Other people:
Beach, sunshine, visiting friends, drinking, etc.
Me, having bought a new router:
Other people:
Beach, sunshine, visiting friends, drinking, etc.
Me, having bought a new router:
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social @erikaishii.bsky.social, it's happening!... once I finish work and it has finished installing and updating 😅
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social @erikaishii.bsky.social, it's happening!... once I finish work and it has finished installing and updating 😅
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We're so honored to present yet another incredible animatic by
@lilevergreen.bsky.social
: the escape from Indri's ice palace!
Adapted from The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 34: Something to Remember You By
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Kp...
@lilevergreen.bsky.social
: the escape from Indri's ice palace!
Adapted from The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 34: Something to Remember You By
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Kp...
Worlds Beyond Number: Escape from the Ice Palace
YouTube video by Worlds Beyond Number
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We're so honored to present yet another incredible animatic by
@lilevergreen.bsky.social
: the escape from Indri's ice palace!
Adapted from The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 34: Something to Remember You By
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Kp...
@lilevergreen.bsky.social
: the escape from Indri's ice palace!
Adapted from The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 34: Something to Remember You By
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Kp...
If the Americans getting called fascists don't like being called fascists, then maybe they can try not acting like fascists.
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If the Americans getting called fascists don't like being called fascists, then maybe they can try not acting like fascists.
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
@hankgreen.bsky.social launching an app about beans needing to focus on their knitting is the most animal-crossing-ADHD shit I have ever heard. It's also delightful.
I named my bean "That Boy"
#ResetTheCounter
I named my bean "That Boy"
#ResetTheCounter
July 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social launching an app about beans needing to focus on their knitting is the most animal-crossing-ADHD shit I have ever heard. It's also delightful.
I named my bean "That Boy"
#ResetTheCounter
I named my bean "That Boy"
#ResetTheCounter
@hankgreen.bsky.social on this week's @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social:
a man with a mullet is walking down a street in front of a building with the word the on it .
Alt: a man with a mullet is walking down a city street saying, "The secret ingredient is crime"
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July 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social on this week's @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social:
My son loves playing Astro's Playroom, and I love going into my cupboard to pull out the various "artifacts" that he finds in-game. 😂
The look on his face when I pulled out my original Playstation was pretty great.
The look on his face when I pulled out my original Playstation was pretty great.
July 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My son loves playing Astro's Playroom, and I love going into my cupboard to pull out the various "artifacts" that he finds in-game. 😂
The look on his face when I pulled out my original Playstation was pretty great.
The look on his face when I pulled out my original Playstation was pretty great.
The best board game adaptation of a video game.
July 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The best board game adaptation of a video game.
Pulled this out of my busted old bag before throwing it away...
I don't even care who, I just want to know how long. I have had this bag for more than a decade. 🤯
I don't even care who, I just want to know how long. I have had this bag for more than a decade. 🤯
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Pulled this out of my busted old bag before throwing it away...
I don't even care who, I just want to know how long. I have had this bag for more than a decade. 🤯
I don't even care who, I just want to know how long. I have had this bag for more than a decade. 🤯
Hey, if @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social could just drop the next episode of The Wizard, The Witch, And The Wild One, that would be great.
Steel is a baddie in every sense of the word, and I think I can fix her. 🧙♀️🗡
Steel is a baddie in every sense of the word, and I think I can fix her. 🧙♀️🗡
May 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hey, if @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social could just drop the next episode of The Wizard, The Witch, And The Wild One, that would be great.
Steel is a baddie in every sense of the word, and I think I can fix her. 🧙♀️🗡
Steel is a baddie in every sense of the word, and I think I can fix her. 🧙♀️🗡
You know the episode of Boyfriend Material is good when @andrewrosas.bsky.social turns into The Count.
sesame street count von count is wearing a black hat and making a face .
Alt: Sesame Street's Count Von Count doing his iconic laugh.
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May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You know the episode of Boyfriend Material is good when @andrewrosas.bsky.social turns into The Count.
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Ubisoft, welcome to the resistance
March 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ubisoft, welcome to the resistance
Me, when Jim's song from Treasure Planet rolls around on the shuffle:
a man wearing headphones is crying while holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is crying while holding a piece of paper .
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February 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me, when Jim's song from Treasure Planet rolls around on the shuffle:
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MAGA rn:
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MAGA rn:
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
Reposted by Simon Mills
The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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kanye this kanye that kan ye all just shut up about him forever
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
kanye this kanye that kan ye all just shut up about him forever
Bluesky is so much more pleasant after disabling retweets/reskeets on my feed.
a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
ALT: a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
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January 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Bluesky is so much more pleasant after disabling retweets/reskeets on my feed.
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What I love about Bluesky is that, while the US is lamenting the state of their government, I don't get forced down a rabbit hole of ever-refreshing doom posts from people I don't even follow.
#Bluesky
#Bluesky
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What I love about Bluesky is that, while the US is lamenting the state of their government, I don't get forced down a rabbit hole of ever-refreshing doom posts from people I don't even follow.
#Bluesky
#Bluesky
Mid thirties hangovers hit different. 🥲
January 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mid thirties hangovers hit different. 🥲