noodle arms sizemo
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Ole Miss. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. Signal: @sizemo.87
My child cannot be enticed to roll or crawl by toys just out of reach because she will just decide they’re not worth it and look for something closer. This is infuriating to me because she desperately wants to locomote under her own power but will not do the things necessary to do that.
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
My child cannot be enticed to roll or crawl by toys just out of reach because she will just decide they’re not worth it and look for something closer. This is infuriating to me because she desperately wants to locomote under her own power but will not do the things necessary to do that.
It’s not that these things aren’t potentially security hazards, it’s that there are so many other products along these lines that they didn’t name specifically. But I also can’t think of a good category name to use to ban them all.
how dare you bring a flipper zero or raspberry pi to the zohran inauguration
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It’s not that these things aren’t potentially security hazards, it’s that there are so many other products along these lines that they didn’t name specifically. But I also can’t think of a good category name to use to ban them all.
I wonder what color Saban’s face is right now
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I wonder what color Saban’s face is right now
YOUR GIRL FIGURED OUT CADDY
we're up and running with a bunch of local services
this means we can do immich and/or nextcloud next
google drive can suck my nads soon
we're up and running with a bunch of local services
this means we can do immich and/or nextcloud next
google drive can suck my nads soon
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
YOUR GIRL FIGURED OUT CADDY
we're up and running with a bunch of local services
this means we can do immich and/or nextcloud next
google drive can suck my nads soon
we're up and running with a bunch of local services
this means we can do immich and/or nextcloud next
google drive can suck my nads soon
Nick Saban is not the only person in the sport who has an opinion about what’s going on. This shit is so sycophantic.
(Yes I know I don’t have to watch it but you don’t have to skeet me that either)
(Yes I know I don’t have to watch it but you don’t have to skeet me that either)
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Nick Saban is not the only person in the sport who has an opinion about what’s going on. This shit is so sycophantic.
(Yes I know I don’t have to watch it but you don’t have to skeet me that either)
(Yes I know I don’t have to watch it but you don’t have to skeet me that either)
They should just have a field prep broadcast for this Gameday. I wanna watch the de-tarping.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
They should just have a field prep broadcast for this Gameday. I wanna watch the de-tarping.
MACKINAW BRIDGE MENTIONED
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
MACKINAW BRIDGE MENTIONED
Happy east coast new year, I am too tired for central time yew year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Happy east coast new year, I am too tired for central time yew year.
Somehow I think Miami of Ohio is the proud owner of a pre-loved THE after tonight.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Somehow I think Miami of Ohio is the proud owner of a pre-loved THE after tonight.
Oh man I like this head ref guy. I don’t know his name but he seems friendly.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Oh man I like this head ref guy. I don’t know his name but he seems friendly.
If I were an Ohio State fan, I would be really mad right now.
However I am not so I can be happy.
However I am not so I can be happy.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
If I were an Ohio State fan, I would be really mad right now.
However I am not so I can be happy.
However I am not so I can be happy.
Oh fucking Christ I forgot about fireworks tonight. Murray doesn’t deserve this.
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oh fucking Christ I forgot about fireworks tonight. Murray doesn’t deserve this.
Can someone make a “this mf said” feed? Like the what if we kissed feed but for this other phrase.
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Can someone make a “this mf said” feed? Like the what if we kissed feed but for this other phrase.
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More like Julian Sayin "Please stop hitting me!"
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
More like Julian Sayin "Please stop hitting me!"
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Guess this is one potential outcome of playing Purdue nine times in a season
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Guess this is one potential outcome of playing Purdue nine times in a season
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HOTTY
[deeeep breath]
TODDYYYYYYYYYY
[deeeep breath]
TODDYYYYYYYYYY
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
HOTTY
[deeeep breath]
TODDYYYYYYYYYY
[deeeep breath]
TODDYYYYYYYYYY
Happy ???th anniversary to @dgmcdowell.bsky.social’s Death Cab New Year’s party, the only time I’ve ever done something cool for NYE.
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Happy ???th anniversary to @dgmcdowell.bsky.social’s Death Cab New Year’s party, the only time I’ve ever done something cool for NYE.
SAHM is such a joy to me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
SAHM is such a joy to me.
Did anyone watch Danny Phantom
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Did anyone watch Danny Phantom
Me when the DOINKs hit
I’ve cooked my following too perfectly so that everyone I see has great posts and I’ve created a feedback loop of madness (laudatory)
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Me when the DOINKs hit
I think we have to say goodbye to Murray. He’s struggling to stand and frequently gets trapped on the floor just because his left leg can’t bear the weight. It’s so hard to know if this is the right thing to do.
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think we have to say goodbye to Murray. He’s struggling to stand and frequently gets trapped on the floor just because his left leg can’t bear the weight. It’s so hard to know if this is the right thing to do.
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stop resisting a breast.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
stop resisting a breast.
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For a few months, I’ve had trouble getting Nugget to take the boob. First it was just her being distractible then it grew into total refusal unless she was half asleep. It took paced bottle feedings, a lot of crying (me) and quite a bit of patience, but we figured it out and that’s how I got her to
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For a few months, I’ve had trouble getting Nugget to take the boob. First it was just her being distractible then it grew into total refusal unless she was half asleep. It took paced bottle feedings, a lot of crying (me) and quite a bit of patience, but we figured it out and that’s how I got her to
For a few months, I’ve had trouble getting Nugget to take the boob. First it was just her being distractible then it grew into total refusal unless she was half asleep. It took paced bottle feedings, a lot of crying (me) and quite a bit of patience, but we figured it out and that’s how I got her to
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For a few months, I’ve had trouble getting Nugget to take the boob. First it was just her being distractible then it grew into total refusal unless she was half asleep. It took paced bottle feedings, a lot of crying (me) and quite a bit of patience, but we figured it out and that’s how I got her to
Flying to CO next month for my mom's big milestone birthday. What travel advice do you have for us with a seven month old? Flying AA.
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Flying to CO next month for my mom's big milestone birthday. What travel advice do you have for us with a seven month old? Flying AA.