I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know

It's a good thing Trench Crusade is actually a good game, because if that ARG was it, they'd have lost me. Disrespectful.

Most Loyal Guy to ever Do It
(Loyalist Night Lords)

Mechanised Heavy Infantry progess for my New Antioch warband for an upcoming Trench Crusade campaign

My ass working on the Trench Crusade ARG for nearly a week now

Repainting my Warriors of Chaos from 15 years ago, going a lot better this time

WIP

Black Orcs WIP

have you heard they're cancelling amelia earhart. she's getting devoured by wokeonut crabs

Some of my Night Lords of Darkness Varanguard. Need to learn how to take better pictures.

#warhammercommunity #varanguard #nightlords #ageofsigmar #slavestodarkness

samsara is kind of like that fucked giant traffic circle at the arc de triomphe. and honey, i'm halfway up the stairs inside the arch trying to catch my breath

repost, snow towers

First Rule of Fight Club:

Please eat the Salt and Vinegar Chips first. I bought those to share but I don't like them.

Current Projects:

Loyalist Nemesis Claw Conversion (about to begin painting stage)

Amber Diceless Primarchs Campaign (Ongoing, 10 primarchs found, early crusade)

Terrain (lots to paint)

Dawn Lords (nearly finished, mostly characters left)

Death Guard (two vehicles remaining)

Best thing I've done so far, since I'm posting now

Pfp context