Evey
@sisterofash.bsky.social
Non-practicing insomniac | horror novelist | wife girl
Psychonauts 2 is like if a Pixar movie featured a talking speculum that hosted rigged natal gambling
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Psychonauts 2 is like if a Pixar movie featured a talking speculum that hosted rigged natal gambling
Always funny to see serious critical praise and analysis of a children’s book; then again, I am the one who decided to go to the Wikipedia page for Panda Bear, Panda Bear, What Do You See?
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Always funny to see serious critical praise and analysis of a children’s book; then again, I am the one who decided to go to the Wikipedia page for Panda Bear, Panda Bear, What Do You See?
The best handheld console of all time is the consolation I feel when I hold my wife’s hand
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
The best handheld console of all time is the consolation I feel when I hold my wife’s hand
Got an interview tomorrow, hoping to God that it’s for a real company
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Got an interview tomorrow, hoping to God that it’s for a real company
Memes aren’t as good as they used to be, but John Pork is a standout
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Memes aren’t as good as they used to be, but John Pork is a standout
Been a huge decade for Big Evil
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Been a huge decade for Big Evil
Four Sam-coded characters
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Four Sam-coded characters
Dr. Kelson should be in The Pitt
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Dr. Kelson should be in The Pitt
Reading Authority by Jeff VanderMeer (sequel to Annihilation) and every time Control is on the phone with The Voice I’m picturing Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reading Authority by Jeff VanderMeer (sequel to Annihilation) and every time Control is on the phone with The Voice I’m picturing Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends
Your father works hard at the Jerk Store. He’s under a lot of pressure. They’re having a supply crisis. You’re our only little jerk left
January 27, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Your father works hard at the Jerk Store. He’s under a lot of pressure. They’re having a supply crisis. You’re our only little jerk left
Every once in a while, the universe gives me a little wink and says, “you’re doing okay, kid, keep it up,” and in those moments it feels as though the stars and the soil are my mom and dad.
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Every once in a while, the universe gives me a little wink and says, “you’re doing okay, kid, keep it up,” and in those moments it feels as though the stars and the soil are my mom and dad.
Treat me right, I’m still John Goodman’s daughter
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Treat me right, I’m still John Goodman’s daughter
Explaining to Pennywise that I’m terrified of Villanelle from Killing Eve
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Explaining to Pennywise that I’m terrified of Villanelle from Killing Eve
Can you imagine Jabba the Hutt at a sound bath. They’re ringing bells and waving crystals all around him and he’s just gagging and muttering “ey wonowonga”
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Can you imagine Jabba the Hutt at a sound bath. They’re ringing bells and waving crystals all around him and he’s just gagging and muttering “ey wonowonga”
I will be sending you my apprentice, Darth Maul
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I will be sending you my apprentice, Darth Maul
Jimmy: can you please be the devil
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Jimmy: can you please be the devil
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
I feel like half the time when I’m listening to another artist’s song and it feels like it has a little bit of extra juice I’ll come to find out Mitski is lurking somewhere in the credits
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I feel like half the time when I’m listening to another artist’s song and it feels like it has a little bit of extra juice I’ll come to find out Mitski is lurking somewhere in the credits
Reality so bad I’m slowly making Koi Pond into a walkable socialist utopia
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Reality so bad I’m slowly making Koi Pond into a walkable socialist utopia
Dr. Kelson getting crunk in the end of days
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Dr. Kelson getting crunk in the end of days
This whole queering my new gender thing…there’s something to it
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This whole queering my new gender thing…there’s something to it
We often pigeonhole Mitski as depressed but I would like to offer Quirked Up as an alternative
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
We often pigeonhole Mitski as depressed but I would like to offer Quirked Up as an alternative
Sick of the old narratives. New narrative time
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Sick of the old narratives. New narrative time
A small horror—the phrase “this is not normal” has been normalized. By my reckoning it was normalized at least eight years ago.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
A small horror—the phrase “this is not normal” has been normalized. By my reckoning it was normalized at least eight years ago.
Ya girl getting therapy (fr fr)
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ya girl getting therapy (fr fr)
90’s good, oughts bad, tens decent, twenties absolutely fucking abysmal
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
90’s good, oughts bad, tens decent, twenties absolutely fucking abysmal