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Sir Smashy
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Funky 25 year old Mexican mini painter goblin
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PFP by laio.linn
Considering mini painting comms! Feel free to DM about that or other things if you wanna chat!
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Quote with your green art 🍏

Hag from artisan guild

Great fairy and zonai Zelda from @irnkman.bsky.social

#miniatures #minipainting #art #painting #3dprinting #d&d #warhammer #zelda #totk #botw #oot
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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My Armored Command Section for my Solar Auxilia. I magnetized the turret and hull weapons so I can change the load out. The unit markings are waterside decades intended for nail art.

#paintingwarhammer #horusheresy #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #solarauxilia
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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It's January 7th!
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Khezu
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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the "good guys"

#DiceyJuneArt
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The 2nd vignette for 2026 is "Teamwork" from Reaper Miniatures, sculpted by Bobby Jackson. Painted for my personal collection. I'm not the best at OSL, but I think this will do.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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I’ve been able to squeeze out some time to work on my mastodons for #hobbystreakday6

As daunting as they were to stat, I’m loving this scale and can’t wait to paint more tiny Salamanders!

#legionsimperialis #warhammercommunity #wip
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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The rest of the pursuit lance was already posted in the past, so we're jumping to the Striker Lance with Lieutenant Sonja Hinchcliff's T-Bolt.

Not technically the right variant, but who cares?

#crescenthawks
#battletech
#alphastrike
#miniaturepainting
#painting
#tabletopgaming
#wargaming
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Another Ben Bigger down! I’m getting pretty good at this guy!
#dnd #minipainting #benbigger #zenlesszonezero #videogames #miniaturepainting #ttrpg #fightinggames
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Not me forgetting to post what I've done lmao
Work has kept me very busy these past few weeks, but I managed to finish a couple of robor including this Mad Dog!

#battletech #paintingbattletech #hobby #clan #vulture #maddog #mech #mechwarrior #paintingminiatures
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Taking stock of my progress over the last 5 years since I started painting again. Here's the first mini I did after losing my dominant arm, and the last one for contrast. I keep Nigel the Ultramarine on my desk to remind myself that I've improved massively no matter what the brain gremlins say :)
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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When i was a feeble, STUPID babby, I thought the pokemon "Koffing" was named "Coffee" and I thought the sludge he coughed up was in fact, Coffee.
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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The Imp - one of the mechs I designed for Aether Nexus.
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Some Trench Crusade “goodness”
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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It's the first hobby checkpoint of 2026!

It's time to lace up those boots, dust off those knuckle-dusters and cut up some half-time oranges...and show us what you've been working on over the Christmas/New Year.
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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leg so hot you can fry egg 🍳
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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I forgot to post this here 😅.
But here is my looking back at ArtvsArtist2025.
More to come in 2026!
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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One year ago today I posted this miniature Lord of the Rings photo I created, all shot practically using real lighting, figures and miniatures

#gollum #samwise #frodo #lotr #lordoftherings #miniatures #practicaleffects #photography #art #cinematography #toyphotography #scalephotography #fantasy
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Sister Bedelia Briar. The idea behind my Inquisition / Sororitas army is basically “What if an order of Battle Sisters was just the witch coven from ‘Suspiria’ (2018)?” Alternatively, it’s Ken Russell’s ‘The Devils’ IIIN SPAAACE. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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The first goobers of the year, another eclectic mix of models this time
#battletech #battlemech #mechwarrior #stompymechs #goonhammer #minipainting #miniatures
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM