Cephalopod Empire Appreciator
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Leeds-born and raised; adopted by Wilmington.
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.
I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book
kickers should be allowed to kick the ball through the uprights on a kickoff for 2 points as many times in a row as they want but, if they miss, they sacrifice all points in the chain and the other team takes over at the 50
please make us commissioner of the NFL
please make us commissioner of the NFL
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book
This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.
Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?
A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.
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My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup…
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The Biggest Failure In a Century of Sneakers
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup…
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore
As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.
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this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos
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Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make
A bit ago we saw a man with a Trump train boat with a large crown on top of it. He was honking his horn and smiling like a madman. Trying to cover his face though. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make
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Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy.
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
October 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy.
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions:
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions:
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
#Phillies shit the bed. Again.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
#Phillies shit the bed. Again.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
What the F is up with the Ravens? Why do they just collapse in the big moments? Really feels like the coaching staff needs to be turned over - Harbaugh always looks mystified by his team doing something that is both dumb and ill-disciplined
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What the F is up with the Ravens? Why do they just collapse in the big moments? Really feels like the coaching staff needs to be turned over - Harbaugh always looks mystified by his team doing something that is both dumb and ill-disciplined
Oh hell yeah! Elite level garbage!
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oh hell yeah! Elite level garbage!
NFL Facts: The New England Patriots were originally named for the Pat Riots, when many NE cities saw riots over rising butter prices. Prices were high for over six months after drunken Bostonians tipped thousands of cows, killing most of the NE dairy herd. This is a proud event in Boston's history.
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NFL Facts: The New England Patriots were originally named for the Pat Riots, when many NE cities saw riots over rising butter prices. Prices were high for over six months after drunken Bostonians tipped thousands of cows, killing most of the NE dairy herd. This is a proud event in Boston's history.
#NFL #nfl predictions wk4:
Seahawks > Cards
Vikings > Steelers
Texans > Titans
Eagles > Bucs
Pats > Panthers
Chargers > Giants
Commanders > Falcons
Bills > Saints
Lions > Browns
Rams > Colts
49ers > Jags
Bears > Raiders
Ravens > Chiefs
Packers > Cowboys
Dolphins > Jets
Broncos > Bengals
Seahawks > Cards
Vikings > Steelers
Texans > Titans
Eagles > Bucs
Pats > Panthers
Chargers > Giants
Commanders > Falcons
Bills > Saints
Lions > Browns
Rams > Colts
49ers > Jags
Bears > Raiders
Ravens > Chiefs
Packers > Cowboys
Dolphins > Jets
Broncos > Bengals
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Revisiting Shovel Knight and it still kicks ass. My ass. Repeatedly.
It's greatest trick is making every level feel easy for a long time, then you're suddenly getting dunked on so hard you wonder if you had a stroke in the last few minutes.
It's greatest trick is making every level feel easy for a long time, then you're suddenly getting dunked on so hard you wonder if you had a stroke in the last few minutes.
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Revisiting Shovel Knight and it still kicks ass. My ass. Repeatedly.
It's greatest trick is making every level feel easy for a long time, then you're suddenly getting dunked on so hard you wonder if you had a stroke in the last few minutes.
It's greatest trick is making every level feel easy for a long time, then you're suddenly getting dunked on so hard you wonder if you had a stroke in the last few minutes.
Everyone hates the #eagles tush push, but it's not like the eagles have different positions than every other team. Every team could do it if they had discipline and a strong enough QB. It's about coordination and strength; plenty of big, strong dudes in other teams.
September 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Everyone hates the #eagles tush push, but it's not like the eagles have different positions than every other team. Every team could do it if they had discipline and a strong enough QB. It's about coordination and strength; plenty of big, strong dudes in other teams.
Just a little note that #nfl games "exclusive" to a streaming service can be watched on stations local to the home market for each team. Hypothetically, if you can make the service you use believe that's where you are, you could watch those games.
#cbs #disney #amazon #espn
#cbs #disney #amazon #espn
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
#40k #aos Slaanesh looks tame compared with the devils of The Marquis. If you want to feel a little dirty after reading one of the most immaculately drawn comics of all time, pick it up and see what real debauched heresy looks like.
18+ unless you're trying to traumatize your kids.
18+ unless you're trying to traumatize your kids.
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#nfl predictions week 3:
Bills > Dolphins
Colts > Texans
Vikings > Bengals
Steelers > Pats
Eagles > Rams
Bucs > Jets
Commanders > Raiders
Falcons > Panthers
Texans > Jags
Packers > Browns
Seahawks > Saints
Chargers > Broncos
Cards > 49ers
Cowboys > Bears
Chiefs > Giants
Lions > Ravens
Bills > Dolphins
Colts > Texans
Vikings > Bengals
Steelers > Pats
Eagles > Rams
Bucs > Jets
Commanders > Raiders
Falcons > Panthers
Texans > Jags
Packers > Browns
Seahawks > Saints
Chargers > Broncos
Cards > 49ers
Cowboys > Bears
Chiefs > Giants
Lions > Ravens
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
#nfl predictions week 3:
Bills > Dolphins
Colts > Texans
Vikings > Bengals
Steelers > Pats
Eagles > Rams
Bucs > Jets
Commanders > Raiders
Falcons > Panthers
Texans > Jags
Packers > Browns
Seahawks > Saints
Chargers > Broncos
Cards > 49ers
Cowboys > Bears
Chiefs > Giants
Lions > Ravens
Bills > Dolphins
Colts > Texans
Vikings > Bengals
Steelers > Pats
Eagles > Rams
Bucs > Jets
Commanders > Raiders
Falcons > Panthers
Texans > Jags
Packers > Browns
Seahawks > Saints
Chargers > Broncos
Cards > 49ers
Cowboys > Bears
Chiefs > Giants
Lions > Ravens