SimpleBoatMan
@simpleboatman.bsky.social
I fix stuff and make stuff. Hmu with your projects. I love pets and hate capitalism. (The dog is named Scoops).
Just your friendly local anarchist handyperson.
Just your friendly local anarchist handyperson.
Wolf and Garak are two of the most wonderful people I know. I would trust them both with my life.
If you are talking shit to them, you are talking shit to me.
Internet haters get rekd.
If you are talking shit to them, you are talking shit to me.
Internet haters get rekd.
July 3, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Wolf and Garak are two of the most wonderful people I know. I would trust them both with my life.
If you are talking shit to them, you are talking shit to me.
Internet haters get rekd.
If you are talking shit to them, you are talking shit to me.
Internet haters get rekd.
Evergreen
jesus christ fuck all of you what the fuck is a matter with you people?
July 3, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Evergreen
Twitter let me post multiple pix of some Pinkerton being shot in the face.
If horny posts here are fuckin you up, just log off.
If horny posts here are fuckin you up, just log off.
July 2, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Twitter let me post multiple pix of some Pinkerton being shot in the face.
If horny posts here are fuckin you up, just log off.
If horny posts here are fuckin you up, just log off.
Omg. I just saw something horny on the internet. Time to have a meltdown.
July 2, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Omg. I just saw something horny on the internet. Time to have a meltdown.
I think y'all already blocked them, but wtf are weird puritans doing on here?!
It's ok to be horny on main if ya want.
Just move on if it isn't your thing.
It's ok to be horny on main if ya want.
Just move on if it isn't your thing.
July 2, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I think y'all already blocked them, but wtf are weird puritans doing on here?!
It's ok to be horny on main if ya want.
Just move on if it isn't your thing.
It's ok to be horny on main if ya want.
Just move on if it isn't your thing.
Hey BlueSky. I'm your friendly neighborhood anarchist Handy person. MPLS based.
I can fix your things. You don't have to hide your bongs, dildos, pets, or kids.
I'll just fix your toilet and leave.
Quotes and advice are free. Work is sliding scale.
I can fix your things. You don't have to hide your bongs, dildos, pets, or kids.
I'll just fix your toilet and leave.
Quotes and advice are free. Work is sliding scale.
July 2, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Hey BlueSky. I'm your friendly neighborhood anarchist Handy person. MPLS based.
I can fix your things. You don't have to hide your bongs, dildos, pets, or kids.
I'll just fix your toilet and leave.
Quotes and advice are free. Work is sliding scale.
I can fix your things. You don't have to hide your bongs, dildos, pets, or kids.
I'll just fix your toilet and leave.
Quotes and advice are free. Work is sliding scale.
When Twitter died, it was one of my main sources of income. I'm still happy it seems to be dead.
It was bad. Like really bad.
It was bad. Like really bad.
I wish people who kept rejoicing at Twitter dying realize that people had source of income from Twitter.
Just lost my main source of income thanks to Apartheid Clyde, any support to help me get meds and get to school is appreciated 🙏🏿 PayPal.me/ThatJayJustice or ThatJayJustice on cashapp/venmo
July 2, 2023 at 4:48 AM
When Twitter died, it was one of my main sources of income. I'm still happy it seems to be dead.
It was bad. Like really bad.
It was bad. Like really bad.
I just ordered 45 bucks worth of Taco Bell at 11 at night.
Was it worth it or should I have just got some weed?
Was it worth it or should I have just got some weed?
July 2, 2023 at 3:57 AM
I just ordered 45 bucks worth of Taco Bell at 11 at night.
Was it worth it or should I have just got some weed?
Was it worth it or should I have just got some weed?
Reposted by SimpleBoatMan
As a visually disabled person, on the days get tired and it hurts to see alt text is a godsend. It may mean a minute of work for you before you post, but take that time because it makes the difference to visually disabled people like me.
July 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM
As a visually disabled person, on the days get tired and it hurts to see alt text is a godsend. It may mean a minute of work for you before you post, but take that time because it makes the difference to visually disabled people like me.
Hey, SimpleBoatMan here. Do I have a profile pic that you associate with me?
River pirate?
Pride brick?
River pirate?
Pride brick?
July 2, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Hey, SimpleBoatMan here. Do I have a profile pic that you associate with me?
River pirate?
Pride brick?
River pirate?
Pride brick?
Alt txt is cool.
first step is to use it and prioritize it. I try not to post photos anymore unless I have the time to sit down and compose alt text
then include as much detail as you would if you were describing the photo to someone over the phone
then include as much detail as you would if you were describing the photo to someone over the phone
July 2, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Alt txt is cool.
Reposted by SimpleBoatMan
hot people use alt text. pass it on
July 2, 2023 at 2:42 AM
hot people use alt text. pass it on
This is advice I would take. Like all of it.
July 2, 2023 at 2:55 AM
This is advice I would take. Like all of it.
Reposted by SimpleBoatMan
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
New to BlueSky? Glad you made it, but slow down there speed demon! Let's get one thing straight:
We don't tolerate Nazis, Fascists, Racists, or hatred of the LGBTQIA+ Community! No way!
Remember the Golden Rule - Gotta go FAST:
Fight
Authoritarian
Scum
Together
New to BlueSky? Glad you made it, but slow down there speed demon! Let's get one thing straight:
We don't tolerate Nazis, Fascists, Racists, or hatred of the LGBTQIA+ Community! No way!
Remember the Golden Rule - Gotta go FAST:
Fight
Authoritarian
Scum
Together
July 1, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
New to BlueSky? Glad you made it, but slow down there speed demon! Let's get one thing straight:
We don't tolerate Nazis, Fascists, Racists, or hatred of the LGBTQIA+ Community! No way!
Remember the Golden Rule - Gotta go FAST:
Fight
Authoritarian
Scum
Together
New to BlueSky? Glad you made it, but slow down there speed demon! Let's get one thing straight:
We don't tolerate Nazis, Fascists, Racists, or hatred of the LGBTQIA+ Community! No way!
Remember the Golden Rule - Gotta go FAST:
Fight
Authoritarian
Scum
Together
If you have to go outside when the air quality is poor, remember to breathe thru a lit cigarette.
It will burn off most of the pollution and the filter will catch the rest.
It will burn off most of the pollution and the filter will catch the rest.
June 29, 2023 at 5:04 PM
If you have to go outside when the air quality is poor, remember to breathe thru a lit cigarette.
It will burn off most of the pollution and the filter will catch the rest.
It will burn off most of the pollution and the filter will catch the rest.
Anyone going to People's Pride in Powderhorn today?
10 am to 3 pm. No cops. No corporations. Allegedly.
10 am to 3 pm. No cops. No corporations. Allegedly.
June 24, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Anyone going to People's Pride in Powderhorn today?
10 am to 3 pm. No cops. No corporations. Allegedly.
10 am to 3 pm. No cops. No corporations. Allegedly.
This place mostly is useless.
I'm happy to see my cool friends on here, but I have not seen anything I want to read.
I'm happy to see my cool friends on here, but I have not seen anything I want to read.
June 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
This place mostly is useless.
I'm happy to see my cool friends on here, but I have not seen anything I want to read.
I'm happy to see my cool friends on here, but I have not seen anything I want to read.
Y'all got any predictions or news from the Swift-alypse tonight in MPLS?
I bet it's gonna get...rowdy downtown.
I bet it's gonna get...rowdy downtown.
June 24, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Y'all got any predictions or news from the Swift-alypse tonight in MPLS?
I bet it's gonna get...rowdy downtown.
I bet it's gonna get...rowdy downtown.
The World Juggling Day people were cool as shit.
June 20, 2023 at 2:45 AM
The World Juggling Day people were cool as shit.