Simons Folly 📚
@simonsfolly.bsky.social
Author, homesteader, feral leftist, maker, (cozy) gamer, AuDHD/BP1/DID/Disabled, psychonaut, former engineer. Ron Swanson impersonator.
https://beacons.ai/simonsfolly
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Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is very close to needing beta readers.
It is also my most 🌶spicy🌶 title to date.
Not sure how im gonna handle this :/
It is also my most 🌶spicy🌶 title to date.
Not sure how im gonna handle this :/
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is very close to needing beta readers.
It is also my most 🌶spicy🌶 title to date.
Not sure how im gonna handle this :/
It is also my most 🌶spicy🌶 title to date.
Not sure how im gonna handle this :/
Reposted by Simons Folly 📚
OneDrive is a horror show.
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
OneDrive is a horror show.
Reposted by Simons Folly 📚
I got yelled at earlier for posting this, so I'm going to keep doing it haha. Borrow whatever you need from this pic to protect you and your loved ones whenever and wherever.
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I got yelled at earlier for posting this, so I'm going to keep doing it haha. Borrow whatever you need from this pic to protect you and your loved ones whenever and wherever.
@bluepit.bsky.social
GREYS ANATOMY x BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is definitely a fan favorite, and the first novel that my peers agree is a sure-thing for an #agent and #publisher.
#darkromance #militaryscifi #reverseharem
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
GREYS ANATOMY x BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is definitely a fan favorite, and the first novel that my peers agree is a sure-thing for an #agent and #publisher.
#darkromance #militaryscifi #reverseharem
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
@bluepit.bsky.social
GREYS ANATOMY x BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is definitely a fan favorite, and the first novel that my peers agree is a sure-thing for an #agent and #publisher.
#darkromance #militaryscifi #reverseharem
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
GREYS ANATOMY x BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Book4 aka #WarpDriveIntoLove is definitely a fan favorite, and the first novel that my peers agree is a sure-thing for an #agent and #publisher.
#darkromance #militaryscifi #reverseharem
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
@bluepit.bsky.social
#WarpDriveIntoLove
*An unbeatable enemy's interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captains desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the lines between snap judgements, human irrationality, and the calculus of war.
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
#WarpDriveIntoLove
*An unbeatable enemy's interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captains desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the lines between snap judgements, human irrationality, and the calculus of war.
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
@bluepit.bsky.social
#WarpDriveIntoLove
*An unbeatable enemy's interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captains desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the lines between snap judgements, human irrationality, and the calculus of war.
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
#WarpDriveIntoLove
*An unbeatable enemy's interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captains desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the lines between snap judgements, human irrationality, and the calculus of war.
#bluepit📖 #SF #Q #MD #DIS
They're bureaucrats,
And I don't respect them.
And I don't respect them.
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 AM
They're bureaucrats,
And I don't respect them.
And I don't respect them.
11. The bad guy in this most recent book(6 #4000yearsofsummer) , and most books, comes from a bad guy the players keep trying to kill using FTL/Gates. Most recent, they sabotaged the WMD the bad guy was using, scattering and destroying all her clones across the multiverse.
January 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
11. The bad guy in this most recent book(6 #4000yearsofsummer) , and most books, comes from a bad guy the players keep trying to kill using FTL/Gates. Most recent, they sabotaged the WMD the bad guy was using, scattering and destroying all her clones across the multiverse.
9. Here a snippet for Saturday.. with was technically yesterday and I'm kinda bad at daily updated lol
Been busy with tons of editing and catching all the books up for their various launches.
Been busy with tons of editing and catching all the books up for their various launches.
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
9. Here a snippet for Saturday.. with was technically yesterday and I'm kinda bad at daily updated lol
Been busy with tons of editing and catching all the books up for their various launches.
Been busy with tons of editing and catching all the books up for their various launches.
Dear pupper that I petted in my dream,
You're a good boy, and I would like to pet you again.
Sincerely,
The guy who got to pet a good pupper in his dream last night.
You're a good boy, and I would like to pet you again.
Sincerely,
The guy who got to pet a good pupper in his dream last night.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Dear pupper that I petted in my dream,
You're a good boy, and I would like to pet you again.
Sincerely,
The guy who got to pet a good pupper in his dream last night.
You're a good boy, and I would like to pet you again.
Sincerely,
The guy who got to pet a good pupper in his dream last night.
Technically Friday.
I hate social media, I wish I could just hand off the books and be done.
Lemme meet yall IRL and cons and bookstores. I'd love to have real condos with real people about them.
I have no tips. My books wont sell except by divine Providence.
I hate social media, I wish I could just hand off the books and be done.
Lemme meet yall IRL and cons and bookstores. I'd love to have real condos with real people about them.
I have no tips. My books wont sell except by divine Providence.
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Technically Friday.
I hate social media, I wish I could just hand off the books and be done.
Lemme meet yall IRL and cons and bookstores. I'd love to have real condos with real people about them.
I have no tips. My books wont sell except by divine Providence.
I hate social media, I wish I could just hand off the books and be done.
Lemme meet yall IRL and cons and bookstores. I'd love to have real condos with real people about them.
I have no tips. My books wont sell except by divine Providence.
I would say my #writingstrengths would be that I can write a lot, and fairly fast. Story can flow from my mind very rapidly, and there's been lots of improvement via keyboard in the last decade.
It doesn't take a lot to get 85k words put together.
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
It doesn't take a lot to get 85k words put together.
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I would say my #writingstrengths would be that I can write a lot, and fairly fast. Story can flow from my mind very rapidly, and there's been lots of improvement via keyboard in the last decade.
It doesn't take a lot to get 85k words put together.
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
It doesn't take a lot to get 85k words put together.
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
Late post for the 7th.
Here's that first line from book6 #4000yearsofsummer
The next line is better, i swear lol
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
Here's that first line from book6 #4000yearsofsummer
The next line is better, i swear lol
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Late post for the 7th.
Here's that first line from book6 #4000yearsofsummer
The next line is better, i swear lol
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
Here's that first line from book6 #4000yearsofsummer
The next line is better, i swear lol
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
book1 aka #SacrificeASpaceshipBook is terrible. I wrote this alone. Any change you see, any improvement rests squarely on others shoulder. @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
I releasing this free, once its cleaned up. Only because it contains little gems that come up in every book thereafter.
I releasing this free, once its cleaned up. Only because it contains little gems that come up in every book thereafter.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
book1 aka #SacrificeASpaceshipBook is terrible. I wrote this alone. Any change you see, any improvement rests squarely on others shoulder. @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
I releasing this free, once its cleaned up. Only because it contains little gems that come up in every book thereafter.
I releasing this free, once its cleaned up. Only because it contains little gems that come up in every book thereafter.
Got my hands on a near-expried lump of ham. Made pot roast, beans, potatoes, carrots from scratch.
Sure, I cut off the bad parts and boiled it extra, but the crockpot and pressure canner came thru.
Every time I dont eat something from a box, I hurt global capitalism and the petro-dollar.
Sure, I cut off the bad parts and boiled it extra, but the crockpot and pressure canner came thru.
Every time I dont eat something from a box, I hurt global capitalism and the petro-dollar.
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Got my hands on a near-expried lump of ham. Made pot roast, beans, potatoes, carrots from scratch.
Sure, I cut off the bad parts and boiled it extra, but the crockpot and pressure canner came thru.
Every time I dont eat something from a box, I hurt global capitalism and the petro-dollar.
Sure, I cut off the bad parts and boiled it extra, but the crockpot and pressure canner came thru.
Every time I dont eat something from a box, I hurt global capitalism and the petro-dollar.
Oh snap, let's pretend its still the 6th lol
I find tropes distasteful as a concept. I do a lot to play into them and subvert them.
So I guess #subvertingtropes is the trope id like to see more of lol 😆
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
I find tropes distasteful as a concept. I do a lot to play into them and subvert them.
So I guess #subvertingtropes is the trope id like to see more of lol 😆
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Oh snap, let's pretend its still the 6th lol
I find tropes distasteful as a concept. I do a lot to play into them and subvert them.
So I guess #subvertingtropes is the trope id like to see more of lol 😆
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
I find tropes distasteful as a concept. I do a lot to play into them and subvert them.
So I guess #subvertingtropes is the trope id like to see more of lol 😆
#FantasyIndiesJanuary #writesky #booksky
Sleeping. Tore my thoracic lumbar fascia while asleep. Hurt like hell, barely remeber driving myself to the ER.
Herniated a disk scrubbing my shower.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Sleeping. Tore my thoracic lumbar fascia while asleep. Hurt like hell, barely remeber driving myself to the ER.
I write in bursts, I prefer writing 2-4k at once.
Going as high as 6k+ involves a bit kf burnout, but two 4k sessions a week is worth more than seven 1k's.
Lots of IRL distractions are around, but I'm hoping to get more into writing this year :)
Going as high as 6k+ involves a bit kf burnout, but two 4k sessions a week is worth more than seven 1k's.
Lots of IRL distractions are around, but I'm hoping to get more into writing this year :)
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I write in bursts, I prefer writing 2-4k at once.
Going as high as 6k+ involves a bit kf burnout, but two 4k sessions a week is worth more than seven 1k's.
Lots of IRL distractions are around, but I'm hoping to get more into writing this year :)
Going as high as 6k+ involves a bit kf burnout, but two 4k sessions a week is worth more than seven 1k's.
Lots of IRL distractions are around, but I'm hoping to get more into writing this year :)
Late post for the 1st!
Simons Folly, working on getting all my old works to publusj as well as writing book6 aka #4000yearsofsummer.
It's a #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifi that I'm hoping to release chapter by chapter, free online, instead of as a paid novel.
Simons Folly, working on getting all my old works to publusj as well as writing book6 aka #4000yearsofsummer.
It's a #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifi that I'm hoping to release chapter by chapter, free online, instead of as a paid novel.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Late post for the 1st!
Simons Folly, working on getting all my old works to publusj as well as writing book6 aka #4000yearsofsummer.
It's a #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifi that I'm hoping to release chapter by chapter, free online, instead of as a paid novel.
Simons Folly, working on getting all my old works to publusj as well as writing book6 aka #4000yearsofsummer.
It's a #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifi that I'm hoping to release chapter by chapter, free online, instead of as a paid novel.
Late post for the 2nd
Im looking forward to publishing. Whatever its the free stuff for book 1 and book6, or the novels (book 2,3,4).
Once I get something out, I'll probably start getting a lot out.
Im looking forward to publishing. Whatever its the free stuff for book 1 and book6, or the novels (book 2,3,4).
Once I get something out, I'll probably start getting a lot out.
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Late post for the 2nd
Im looking forward to publishing. Whatever its the free stuff for book 1 and book6, or the novels (book 2,3,4).
Once I get something out, I'll probably start getting a lot out.
Im looking forward to publishing. Whatever its the free stuff for book 1 and book6, or the novels (book 2,3,4).
Once I get something out, I'll probably start getting a lot out.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I missed a few days but I'll try it.
Hayley is trying to navigate a series of hostile worlds. I feel like her goal right now is to simply get away from her old life and find her place in this one.
#scifi #scifantasy #timetravel #romance #booksky #slowburn #scifiauthor
Hayley is trying to navigate a series of hostile worlds. I feel like her goal right now is to simply get away from her old life and find her place in this one.
#scifi #scifantasy #timetravel #romance #booksky #slowburn #scifiauthor
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I missed a few days but I'll try it.
Hayley is trying to navigate a series of hostile worlds. I feel like her goal right now is to simply get away from her old life and find her place in this one.
#scifi #scifantasy #timetravel #romance #booksky #slowburn #scifiauthor
Hayley is trying to navigate a series of hostile worlds. I feel like her goal right now is to simply get away from her old life and find her place in this one.
#scifi #scifantasy #timetravel #romance #booksky #slowburn #scifiauthor
Quick I-told-you-so political post.
If 100k ppl walked down to DC tomorrow and took action, not just waggle signs and whine, this would be over tomorrow.
Every day we dont do this, we consent to what is occurring. All of it.
So when another nation retaliates - zero innocent people will die.
If 100k ppl walked down to DC tomorrow and took action, not just waggle signs and whine, this would be over tomorrow.
Every day we dont do this, we consent to what is occurring. All of it.
So when another nation retaliates - zero innocent people will die.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Quick I-told-you-so political post.
If 100k ppl walked down to DC tomorrow and took action, not just waggle signs and whine, this would be over tomorrow.
Every day we dont do this, we consent to what is occurring. All of it.
So when another nation retaliates - zero innocent people will die.
If 100k ppl walked down to DC tomorrow and took action, not just waggle signs and whine, this would be over tomorrow.
Every day we dont do this, we consent to what is occurring. All of it.
So when another nation retaliates - zero innocent people will die.
If an author writes a chapter,
But nobody had it,
Dis he really accomplish anything?
* the answer, of course, is No. The question, rhetorical, to explain why ive written so little.
But nobody had it,
Dis he really accomplish anything?
* the answer, of course, is No. The question, rhetorical, to explain why ive written so little.
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If an author writes a chapter,
But nobody had it,
Dis he really accomplish anything?
* the answer, of course, is No. The question, rhetorical, to explain why ive written so little.
But nobody had it,
Dis he really accomplish anything?
* the answer, of course, is No. The question, rhetorical, to explain why ive written so little.
Hayley found her way to an alien sorceress' summer camp in ancient sumeria. How will she handle the #meangirls act from the other campers? Will she forget about Lee and wifemarry her cellmate?
Ch6 of book6 #4000yearsofsummer done. 4671 #wordcount #scifi #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifiauthor
Ch6 of book6 #4000yearsofsummer done. 4671 #wordcount #scifi #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifiauthor
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Hayley found her way to an alien sorceress' summer camp in ancient sumeria. How will she handle the #meangirls act from the other campers? Will she forget about Lee and wifemarry her cellmate?
Ch6 of book6 #4000yearsofsummer done. 4671 #wordcount #scifi #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifiauthor
Ch6 of book6 #4000yearsofsummer done. 4671 #wordcount #scifi #timetravel #romance #slowburn #scifiauthor
New year, so maybe time to reintroduce myself with a #promosky 🦋
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🦋 author 🦋 dnd/ttrpgs 🦋 chrono trigger 🦋 startrek 🦋 off grid 🦋 canning/jarring 🦋 crockpot 🦋 ATLA 🦋 ARC Raiders 🦋 feral leftist 🦋 alk3 🦋 road trips 🦋 <@1024750202097242192> 🦋 disabled 🦋 scifi 🦋 scifantasy 🦋 homesteading 🦋 firefly 🦋
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
New year, so maybe time to reintroduce myself with a #promosky 🦋
🦋 author 🦋 dnd/ttrpgs 🦋 chrono trigger 🦋 startrek 🦋 off grid 🦋 canning/jarring 🦋 crockpot 🦋 ATLA 🦋 ARC Raiders 🦋 feral leftist 🦋 alk3 🦋 road trips 🦋 <@1024750202097242192> 🦋 disabled 🦋 scifi 🦋 scifantasy 🦋 homesteading 🦋 firefly 🦋
🦋 author 🦋 dnd/ttrpgs 🦋 chrono trigger 🦋 startrek 🦋 off grid 🦋 canning/jarring 🦋 crockpot 🦋 ATLA 🦋 ARC Raiders 🦋 feral leftist 🦋 alk3 🦋 road trips 🦋 <@1024750202097242192> 🦋 disabled 🦋 scifi 🦋 scifantasy 🦋 homesteading 🦋 firefly 🦋