Man of Oceana
@simondrabble.bsky.social
Mountain man, and/ or man mountain. Trivia host. Woodworker. Rat race burn-out. And all round cheeky bastard.
TIL my dog, who gets fed multiple times a day what with meals, snacks, and treats, had less discerning tastes than deer who exist largely on the kindness of strangers.
February 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
TIL my dog, who gets fed multiple times a day what with meals, snacks, and treats, had less discerning tastes than deer who exist largely on the kindness of strangers.
Putting empty after eight sleeves back in the box? Straight to jail.
January 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Putting empty after eight sleeves back in the box? Straight to jail.
Today in news you can't make up: the constitution has been removed from whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today in news you can't make up: the constitution has been removed from whitehouse.gov
Kicked awake this morning. By my dog. In the balls.
Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.
Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.
January 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kicked awake this morning. By my dog. In the balls.
Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.
Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.
January 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So my doctor told me I'm color blind last week. That was a real bolt from the purple, I can tell you.
January 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So my doctor told me I'm color blind last week. That was a real bolt from the purple, I can tell you.
So, now that laws don't matter anymore, what former #crimes will you be committing first? For me, it's all about the #heist.
#NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice
#NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice
January 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So, now that laws don't matter anymore, what former #crimes will you be committing first? For me, it's all about the #heist.
#NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice
#NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice
Life with a reformed Dalek, day #36: things were going well until I mentioned going to see the doctor for a routine check up, at which Skarolina freaked out and launched into a screeching fit, yelling "exterminate!" over and over until she could be pacified.
January 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Life with a reformed Dalek, day #36: things were going well until I mentioned going to see the doctor for a routine check up, at which Skarolina freaked out and launched into a screeching fit, yelling "exterminate!" over and over until she could be pacified.
There is no joy like Pearl Jam fans singing "seemed a harmless little FUCK"
January 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There is no joy like Pearl Jam fans singing "seemed a harmless little FUCK"
I'm a goddamn adult and I'll eat the remaining half box of after eight mints for breakfast if I so choose.
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm a goddamn adult and I'll eat the remaining half box of after eight mints for breakfast if I so choose.
USA: where the checks don't and the balances aren't.
January 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
USA: where the checks don't and the balances aren't.
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For those so inclined.
People's March
www.peoplesmarch.com
January 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
For those so inclined.
Everyone's seeing these million dollar donations to Hirocheeto's inauguration fund as protection payments, right? It's not just me? #disappointedwithtimapple
January 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Everyone's seeing these million dollar donations to Hirocheeto's inauguration fund as protection payments, right? It's not just me? #disappointedwithtimapple
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Teaser for tonight's event at Sojourn Bookstore in Conifer, CO:
Brush up on your muppets!
Brush up on your muppets!
January 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Teaser for tonight's event at Sojourn Bookstore in Conifer, CO:
Brush up on your muppets!
Brush up on your muppets!
"you've wakka'd your lasht wakka, my fozhy little friend" - Sean Connery on the set of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but with Muppets.
January 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"you've wakka'd your lasht wakka, my fozhy little friend" - Sean Connery on the set of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but with Muppets.
This week my thoughts go out to only children the world over. As someone raised as an only child myself, I can tell you it really annoyed my sister.
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This week my thoughts go out to only children the world over. As someone raised as an only child myself, I can tell you it really annoyed my sister.
So.. who's watching the other palantir? Does Sauron have it on a pedestal? Is there an orc stationed permanently in the basement to watch it at all times?
January 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So.. who's watching the other palantir? Does Sauron have it on a pedestal? Is there an orc stationed permanently in the basement to watch it at all times?
Skating at the lake - a new year tradition
January 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Skating at the lake - a new year tradition
My new year's resolution is to give up deli meats.
I've already quit cold turkey.
I've already quit cold turkey.
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My new year's resolution is to give up deli meats.
I've already quit cold turkey.
I've already quit cold turkey.
What is this country coming to? Look at this - a prime example of segg-regation.
December 31, 2024 at 5:03 PM
What is this country coming to? Look at this - a prime example of segg-regation.
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December 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
My wife and I decided we didn't want any kids.
Still working out how we're gonna tell them
Still working out how we're gonna tell them
December 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My wife and I decided we didn't want any kids.
Still working out how we're gonna tell them
Still working out how we're gonna tell them
President Carter was the first US president I ever heard of, long before I knew what the US was.
RIP President Jimmy Carter
December 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
President Carter was the first US president I ever heard of, long before I knew what the US was.
