Simim
simim23.bsky.social
Simim
@simim23.bsky.social
Eepy Goth
Satanist
He/him
Hail yourself
So much has happened. So so much. Big changes ahead.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Little late to the game, but Kirk is gone and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Because BlueSky isn't a neocon echo chamber. Of COURSE you won't find peace here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really haven't found Bluesky to be the peaceful alternative to Twitter it is often said to be.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fetus Fidget Spinner

George and Charlotte Blonsky solved the general problem of a lengthy labor in 1965: to hasten the birth of a child, apply centrifugal force! (US Patent #3,216,423)
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FFS a youtube video called me out so hard I cried.

youtu.be/CYZw7twncls
Your Life as a Trans Man
YouTube video by stick figurist
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
August 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
<little rant>
why haven't y'all put all my info in your fuckin notes already I've been a patient for just about a year now will you keep embarrassing me in the fuckin lobby for the next 3? Go fuck yourselves
</end rant>

Move along nothing to see here
August 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
July 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
WLONK is a word you're welcome
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Delete the query strings on your links before you post them PLEASE
July 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There is ZERO reason for BARS to need zoned parking. It just encourages drunk driving.
July 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am pretty sure that if Texans know how to simmer a brisket for 12 hours, eating the rich won't be an issue
July 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The amount of ignorant folx out there thinking cloud seeding started these floods is depressing
July 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love wearing tights w/ a packer and confusing the hell outta the str8 folx
Yeah, I got that
🎂 🥮 🥞 🧁 🍰
July 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saying you could run the country better used to make you a narcissist. But now the bar is so low, it's an insult if you couldn't.
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dave Mustaine lookin a lot like Willie Nelson
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
June 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tom Cruise has a film crew because we cannot let him run around unobserved, it would be an environmental hazard
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
White Women™️ are Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
June 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Simim
Get excited, Aug 21-24,
Carnival of Khaos
Chaos Magick and Kink, a winning combination.
Discord link for more information

discord.gg/QNaxud3JSg
June 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I will not elaborate
June 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM