simasimapdx
@simasimapdx.bsky.social
“Zero Depth” album available now at Bandcamp.
http://youtube.com/@simasimapdx
http://simasimapdx.bandcamp.com
Spinning thrift store vinyl at http://youtube.com/@djyardsard
Breaking down my workouts on Letterboxd at https://boxd.it/2W3PV
http://youtube.com/@simasimapdx
http://simasimapdx.bandcamp.com
Spinning thrift store vinyl at http://youtube.com/@djyardsard
Breaking down my workouts on Letterboxd at https://boxd.it/2W3PV
Wordle 1,601 1/6*
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November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wordle 1,601 1/6*
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The tag behind the flag
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The tag behind the flag
Buses are de facto traffic calming devices.
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Buses are de facto traffic calming devices.
Iconography, modern and ancient #seattleartmuseum
June 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Iconography, modern and ancient #seattleartmuseum
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Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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If I were shopping for a used car, not sure I’d test drive the Nissan Lube.
April 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If I were shopping for a used car, not sure I’d test drive the Nissan Lube.
The Fast and the Brutalist
April 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The Fast and the Brutalist
Kneel before the Sun God.
April 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Kneel before the Sun God.
Today’s omens: Car pulling into liquor store parking lot at 10 a.m.; grocery cashier whistling “Suicide Is Painless.”
April 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today’s omens: Car pulling into liquor store parking lot at 10 a.m.; grocery cashier whistling “Suicide Is Painless.”
If you see me driving and weaving all over the road, I’m not drunk or distracted, just avoiding pot holes.
March 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you see me driving and weaving all over the road, I’m not drunk or distracted, just avoiding pot holes.
What’s the maximum number of vaccines a human can get?
February 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What’s the maximum number of vaccines a human can get?
An espresso knockbox is like a hipster litterbox.
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
An espresso knockbox is like a hipster litterbox.
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December 29, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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You should have to fail a breathalyzer test to order from Doordash or Grubhub.
December 12, 2024 at 4:52 AM
You should have to fail a breathalyzer test to order from Doordash or Grubhub.
Someday I’ll have to flip this thing back 23 hours.
November 12, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Someday I’ll have to flip this thing back 23 hours.
