Just a note for children's shirt designers: you can't just take the dimensions of the adult shirt and shrink them down! Please consider the head size differential when designing the neck openings of your shirts. Signed, M's mom.

Gavin Newsom has the exact appearance and energy of the mayor in an 80s crime film who winds up at the end of the movie saying “Good detective work, Sergeant Bolan … too good” and then pulling a pistol. This is also who he actually is down to his bones.

When you're wiping down your toddler after dinner and pick a big crumb off their cheek and absently pop it in your mouth because waste not want not and turns out it was a booger

Am I the only one who can't seem to upload a pfp? I select, edit, and click the check mark; nothing happens. Am I missing a step?