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Gustave Flubber
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siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Alors, je sais qu'il ne faut pas se fier à une image figée, mais, *quand même*…
Patrick Star is horrified by what he is seeing.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update where two men are looking into an obscured room, mentioning it's filled with dead Frenchmen and that they prefer to cover it up to avoid the paperwork. The caption reads : "Fun Fact : The statue of Liberty was originally meant as a Trojan Horse."
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
De mieux en mieux, Google, dites moi ! Continuez à mettre le paquet sur l'IA, hein, n'hésitez pas !
A Google notification telling me "France beats south Africa : France defeats South Africa in a Test match after a player's ejection." The final score was France 17 - 32 South Africa…
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Ah bah super.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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amazonchique.bsky.social
I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
🎵 Komm, süßer Zusammenbruch des Universums, komm, selge Zerfall des falsches Quantenvakuums!
Komm führe mich in Friede,
weil ich der Welt bin müde,
ach komm! ich wart auf dich,
komm bald und führe mich,
drück mir die Augen zu.
Komm, selge Zerfall des falsches Quantenvakuums! 🎵
tomberrymusical.fr Rifampicine @tomberrymusical.fr · 4d
Je n'étais plus à une angoisse existentielle près
Graphique montrant l'état métastable de l'univers qui pourrait se disloquer en cas de bascule vers l'instabilité
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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cruxia.bsky.social
Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Second Appomattox Campaign.
chadbourn.bsky.social Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 6d
Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
2 0 2 5 Updates Key Races N.Y.C. Mayor Va. Gov. County Margin Shift from 2024 pres. T Votes Loudoun Spanberger +29 * 12 pts. 164,366 Prince William Spanberger +34 × 16 pts. 161,419 Portsmouth Spanberger +47 * 8.1 pts. 29,956 Washington Earle-Sears +49 * 4.5 pts. 20,927 Louisa Earle-Sears +20 * 6.5 pts. 18,719 Orange Earle-Sears +15 * 9.3 pts. 17,127 Powhatan Earle-Sears +40 * 4.4 pts. 16,957 Pulaski Earle-Sears +38 * 7.1 pts. 12,466 Dinwiddie Earle-Sears +17 ~ 6.3 pts. 11,974 Harrisonburg Spanberger +41 × 15 pts. 11,753 Manassas Spanberger +30 * 16 pts. 11,514 Carroll Earle-Sears +57 ~ 6.1 pts. 11,277 Wise Earle-Sears +59 ~ 4.6 pts. 10,962 Fairfax City Spanberger +45 * 11 pts. 10,232 Fredericksburg Spanberger +43 * 11 pts. 10,191 Salem Earle-Sears +12 6.9 pts. 9,374 King William Earle-Sears +34 * 7.1 pts. 8,999 Russell Earle-Sears +63 * 4.9 pts. 8,860
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Cela nous rappelle les heures les plus sombres de l'histoire (du XV de France.)
aselrod.bsky.social Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 9d
This has absolutely nothing to do with readiness
Still of Dept of Defense video posted to X showing Pete Hegseth and a marine flipping a tire. Post text: Early morning PT with the Secretary of War. This is what READINESS looks like.
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
cc @maccallaway.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
INCONCEIVABLE!
petersterne.com Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 9d
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
Tweet from Ella Devi: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!! Photo of Ella with another canvasser and Wallace Shawn
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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chanda.blacksky.app
Every time someone has a Gatsby party it’s like announcing they don’t read
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Grands dieux, ce thread. Je pensais déjà adéquatement détester ce sale con, eh bien visiblement pas du tout !
lehmanndrc.bsky.social Christian Lehmann @lehmanndrc.bsky.social · 10d
C’est au siècle dernier, de mémoire. 1998 ou 1999. Je travaille depuis dix ans pour Impact-Medecin, ds les pages Culture d’abord ( dont je ferai en soutenant mon redac chef virer Gabriel Matzneff but zis is another story) puis ds le cahier informatique parce que la médecine s’informatise à l’arrache
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
STOP THE COUNT! #STSFP #TOP14
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
"I sorted through bios that included guys comparing the violence of January 6 to how violent they are in bed "
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Ok… hear me out… A version of Moby Dick, butin space, the white whale is a gigantic "Sperm Xenomorph", and the whalers are Predators.
marmaladerito.bsky.social 'Rito @marmaladerito.bsky.social · 13d
Weyland Yutani don't want you to know this
The eponymous Alien A beluga whale with someone pushing their hand into their melon, which resembles the Alien's forehead, to show that it's squishy
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Filez un lance-flammes à @lincruste.com, il vous réglera ça en deux-deux.
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Mes rêves sont plus cohérents.
kthorjensen.bsky.social K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18d
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
lmfao. Quelle fragilité.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18d
Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.

“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
Trump: The Ronald Reagan Foundation has just announced that Canada has fraudulently used an advertisement, which is FAKE, featuring Ronald Reagan speaking negatively about Tariffs. The ad was for $75,000. They only did this to interfere with the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court, and other courts. TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A. Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT 1 ReTruth 3 Likes 10/23/25, 7:39 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
J'ai mis beaucoup trop longtemps, @maccallaway.bsky.social.
jeveupadepseudo.bsky.social M. de Sanpse-Udo @jeveupadepseudo.bsky.social · 18d
Ben il n'est pas mal du tout cet Astérix
1e case : Oyez, osez, maudits romains ! Un jour nous reprendrons le pouvoir ! 2e case: encore un jeune idéaliste qui croit qu'on peut faire la révoluçao avec des "oyez".
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Eh bien, célébrons comme il se doit la sortie de Kaamelott™ deuxième volet :
Ticket for One battle after another.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Ah oui, Les bleus dans la marine, je connais cet album.
"Deux heures! Voilà deux heures que j'attends, enseveli sous cinquante cm de terre, pour venir dire ma façon de penser aux deux idiots qui nous envoient un tas d'obus dans nos propres tranchées!"
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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jostavodebauge.bsky.social
Pourquoi les élus ne dénoncent pas "une honte" ou une "humiliation" devant le spectacle du délabrement des services publics dont ils sont les principaux responsables et dont ce vol n'est qu'un symptôme ?
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM