Me: *Arrives at 3:55*
Sister: She just put the macaroni and cheese in the oven now. The turkey is in the fryer. And those rolls aren't cooked yet.
Me: *Angry Xena yell*
Me: *Arrives at 3:55*
Sister: She just put the macaroni and cheese in the oven now. The turkey is in the fryer. And those rolls aren't cooked yet.
Me: *Angry Xena yell*
It doesn't take that good, but I still feel grown AF.
It doesn't take that good, but I still feel grown AF.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
Me: "Why is that the only use for the limes though?"
#Thanksgiving
Me: "Why is that the only use for the limes though?"
#Thanksgiving
Cop: The list literally said, "need to buy: bullets" so that was a big clue for us.
Me: What kinda criminal... #APlanToKill
Cop: The list literally said, "need to buy: bullets" so that was a big clue for us.
Me: What kinda criminal... #APlanToKill