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there are no good cops

she/her 23
i can tell how much of a hot blooded american i am by how much i love crunchy and crispy textured foods
January 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
NOT JIMMY ANYONE BUT JIMMY
December 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
christmas is so fun cause i find a way to put liquor in everything i drink
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
jo attic freak out hitting a little too close to home
December 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
every time laurie confesses to jo i have to pause and walk around for 15 min cause of the secondhand embarrassment
December 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
i love holiday limbo, i love december 21 through january 3 so much
December 20, 2024 at 7:29 PM
this isn’t Oz bitch🔪
Heyyyyyy. No body in all of Oz no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down….
December 14, 2024 at 4:03 AM
forgot this app existed🧍🏻‍♀️
December 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
ngl i kinda love when y’all brag about y’all’s financial irresponsibility, it makes me feel good about myself and my decision making ability
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 PM
first thing i saw after waking up from anesthesia was a fugly ass cyber truck, will this torment ever end
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
about to have surgery on my ankle
a tweety chick is holding a cup of coffee with the words happy friday on it
ALT: a tweety chick is holding a cup of coffee with the words happy friday on it
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November 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
the grinch and mitchell pritchett are kinda the same person
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 AM
playing on my phone instead of doing my job
a woman is laying on a bed with smoke coming out of her face and the words @adore visible
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November 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by sophie
i can’t stop calling them tweets idgaf
November 20, 2024 at 5:35 AM
i forgot my fucking airpods
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
it’s all about that big old sandwich!!
i want a big ole sandwich ASAP
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
every new thing i learn about what GIs did in vietnam it’s like yeah i hope your grandpa has ptsd, i hope he has double ptsd
November 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
every time i remember how cheap vasectomies are and how they’re reversible and how strong the pain meds are for them and how short the procedure is i get mad all over again
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
paul newman lookalike contest in my pants!
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
you jest but i miss my drafts
great site but I hope someone's adding drafts, reply bots, bookmarks, and right-wing ads
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
pause, international men’s day and have a bad day day are the same day?
a woman with braids is making a funny face in a live video .
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November 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
at my dumb chungus job
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 PM
i don’t wanna a jobbbbb i wanna tweet/flutter/post/whatever tf about kpopppppp :((
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM