Shrimpin’ ain’t easy 🍉
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Nicole. 30's, she/they, maker of weird crafts, nb bi ace from space , intersectional feminist, video james enthusiast
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A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV
I took some shrimperties 🦐
I took some shrimperties 🦐
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV
I took some shrimperties 🦐
I took some shrimperties 🦐
I making some mittens
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I making some mittens
Headache pwease go away
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Headache pwease go away
Getting tattooed: painful, but manageable
Removing second skin: literally worst time ever, feel like I’m gonna pass out
Removing second skin: literally worst time ever, feel like I’m gonna pass out
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Getting tattooed: painful, but manageable
Removing second skin: literally worst time ever, feel like I’m gonna pass out
Removing second skin: literally worst time ever, feel like I’m gonna pass out
Hallowed be thy Ween
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hallowed be thy Ween
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
It has been an excellent birthday !
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It has been an excellent birthday !
I’m rewatching the Watchmen series, literally one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m rewatching the Watchmen series, literally one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
Using a piece of fishing line as a diy needle threader
hashtag womeninstem
hashtag womeninstem
October 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Using a piece of fishing line as a diy needle threader
hashtag womeninstem
hashtag womeninstem
I’m gods strongest soldier bc I finally booked a dentist appointment
October 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m gods strongest soldier bc I finally booked a dentist appointment
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currently the mood rn
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
currently the mood rn
Does anyone know if they’ve invented legs that don’t hurt
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Does anyone know if they’ve invented legs that don’t hurt
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
I saw a decal on some dudes truck yesterday that said “firearm rights are human rights”
They’re not
They’re not
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I saw a decal on some dudes truck yesterday that said “firearm rights are human rights”
They’re not
They’re not
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
I had an iv put in on a quite tender spot on my hand last week, and my hand still hurts
Dramatic ass bitch
Dramatic ass bitch
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I had an iv put in on a quite tender spot on my hand last week, and my hand still hurts
Dramatic ass bitch
Dramatic ass bitch
Also to the lady who brought her therapy golden retriever named Hank to the ER waiting room yesterday, thank you for making my whole life
He came and laid down next to him as I petted him and sobbed
He came and laid down next to him as I petted him and sobbed
September 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Also to the lady who brought her therapy golden retriever named Hank to the ER waiting room yesterday, thank you for making my whole life
He came and laid down next to him as I petted him and sobbed
He came and laid down next to him as I petted him and sobbed
I’m at a point in my life where my non existent interoception and lack of fibre will land me in the ER twice in a week with the worst GI pain (and the worst pain I’ve ever felt)
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m at a point in my life where my non existent interoception and lack of fibre will land me in the ER twice in a week with the worst GI pain (and the worst pain I’ve ever felt)
I’m at the point with this pain from a bladder infection that everything even remotely emotional is making me cry
I have sobbed over so many instagram reels this morning
I have sobbed over so many instagram reels this morning
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m at the point with this pain from a bladder infection that everything even remotely emotional is making me cry
I have sobbed over so many instagram reels this morning
I have sobbed over so many instagram reels this morning
Do any other knitting or crochet folks refer to DK weight yarn as Donkey Kong? Or just me
September 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Do any other knitting or crochet folks refer to DK weight yarn as Donkey Kong? Or just me
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This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.
The downside to knitting with mohair, is I always have fuzz in my mouth
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The downside to knitting with mohair, is I always have fuzz in my mouth
To the dipshit who decided to pull up next to me while I was stopped and call me a dumb bitch for going under the speed limit, instead of simply going around me: I hope you choke on a raisin
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To the dipshit who decided to pull up next to me while I was stopped and call me a dumb bitch for going under the speed limit, instead of simply going around me: I hope you choke on a raisin
If I send you a polite email where I ask you several different questions, and you send me a reply that just says “yes”, I’m going to reach through the screen and kill you
August 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If I send you a polite email where I ask you several different questions, and you send me a reply that just says “yes”, I’m going to reach through the screen and kill you
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A gay black man thrown in jail in today's climate for God knows how long for clearly struggling with something, this is unacceptable and people need to be vocal in their support for Nas
TMZ reports that Lil Nas X is now facing years in prison as he has been charged with 4 felonies, including battery with injury on a police officer.
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A gay black man thrown in jail in today's climate for God knows how long for clearly struggling with something, this is unacceptable and people need to be vocal in their support for Nas