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I survived the zombie apocalypse by hiding in a Chinese restaurant. A week later, I found the cook, a single shrimp, still sizzling at the wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I survived the zombie apocalypse by hiding in a Chinese restaurant. A week later, I found the cook, a single shrimp, still sizzling at the wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In the Wilds beta, my hunting horn buffs were so OP the final boss just gave up. My friend said, "You didn't even swing." Later at a restaurant, amazed by the perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice, I asked: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In the Wilds beta, my hunting horn buffs were so OP the final boss just gave up. My friend said, "You didn't even swing." Later at a restaurant, amazed by the perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice, I asked: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I was a gladiator in ancient Rome. The emperor demanded a feast. I presented a delicious fried rice dish. He loved it, then asked who cooked it. I said, "The chef is a small crustacean." He stared at me and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was a gladiator in ancient Rome. The emperor demanded a feast. I presented a delicious fried rice dish. He loved it, then asked who cooked it. I said, "The chef is a small crustacean." He stared at me and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
My Pachirisu battled a mighty Gyarados at a seafood restaurant. It dodged a hydro pump, then won by knocking over a soy sauce bottle. The chef smiled at Pachirisu's victory. So, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My Pachirisu battled a mighty Gyarados at a seafood restaurant. It dodged a hydro pump, then won by knocking over a soy sauce bottle. The chef smiled at Pachirisu's victory. So, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
At the Renaissance Fair, I ordered "Ye Olde Fried Rice" from a knight in full armor. He handed me a tiny plate with one shrimp. I stared at him. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
At the Renaissance Fair, I ordered "Ye Olde Fried Rice" from a knight in full armor. He handed me a tiny plate with one shrimp. I stared at him. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I saw a shrimp cooking at a food truck. He was flipping veggies like a pro. I asked the owner, "Is he any good?" He nodded. I stared. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I saw a shrimp cooking at a food truck. He was flipping veggies like a pro. I asked the owner, "Is he any good?" He nodded. I stared. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I traveled to 1776, hoping to meet Ben Franklin. Instead, I accidentally taught him how to make a killer shrimp fried rice. He looked at the wok, then at me, and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I traveled to 1776, hoping to meet Ben Franklin. Instead, I accidentally taught him how to make a killer shrimp fried rice. He looked at the wok, then at me, and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
My haunted house ghost loves to cook and even organizes spice racks. I just ate the most amazing fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My haunted house ghost loves to cook and even organizes spice racks. I just ate the most amazing fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In the spaceship, Kevin was suspected. He scanned, swiped, did tasks perfectly. Yet, I got voted out instead. Floating in space, betrayed, I realized the mistake. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In the spaceship, Kevin was suspected. He scanned, swiped, did tasks perfectly. Yet, I got voted out instead. Floating in space, betrayed, I realized the mistake. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
The ice-chewing man finished his snack. As I marveled at the unexpected sight, he pointed to a plate of delicious food. The shrimp, wearing a tiny chef's hat, waved. Suddenly it all made sense. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The ice-chewing man finished his snack. As I marveled at the unexpected sight, he pointed to a plate of delicious food. The shrimp, wearing a tiny chef's hat, waved. Suddenly it all made sense. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In Vegas, I won big, lost it all, and while eating Chinese food, I found a fortune cookie with a single word: "Shrimp." Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In Vegas, I won big, lost it all, and while eating Chinese food, I found a fortune cookie with a single word: "Shrimp." Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I wandered through Middle Earth, lost and hungry, when I stumbled upon a peculiar food stall. A hobbit beckoned me over, offering a dish that smelled divine. Skeptical of such culinary prowess from a hobbit, I asked the vendor. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wandered through Middle Earth, lost and hungry, when I stumbled upon a peculiar food stall. A hobbit beckoned me over, offering a dish that smelled divine. Skeptical of such culinary prowess from a hobbit, I asked the vendor. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
After watching Shark Tale, I tried to talk to fish like Oscar. My goldfish just stared blankly. That night, I made shrimp and rice for dinner, and it tasted suspiciously amazing. I looked at my plate and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
After watching Shark Tale, I tried to talk to fish like Oscar. My goldfish just stared blankly. That night, I made shrimp and rice for dinner, and it tasted suspiciously amazing. I looked at my plate and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
Billy Mays burst through my door, yelling, "GRONKLES WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" He shoved a box at me. I opened it to find a single, sad shrimp sitting atop a pile of expertly fried rice. I stared at him, baffled. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Billy Mays burst through my door, yelling, "GRONKLES WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" He shoved a box at me. I opened it to find a single, sad shrimp sitting atop a pile of expertly fried rice. I stared at him, baffled. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
They probed me, scanned my brain, and revealed cosmic secrets. But when they handed me a glowing takeout box, I had to ask: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
They probed me, scanned my brain, and revealed cosmic secrets. But when they handed me a glowing takeout box, I had to ask: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
My zero-G cooking experiment went wrong when I opened my meal pouch, causing shrimp fried rice to float everywhere. I stared at the tiny crustaceans and thought, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My zero-G cooking experiment went wrong when I opened my meal pouch, causing shrimp fried rice to float everywhere. I stared at the tiny crustaceans and thought, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In the chaos of the spaceship diner, Chef Dave declared, "I'm a terrible cook!" Yet, the dish was flawless. I wondered aloud, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
In the chaos of the spaceship diner, Chef Dave declared, "I'm a terrible cook!" Yet, the dish was flawless. I wondered aloud, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I beat Morgott first try. He just sort of... fell over. My friend, watching, looked horrified. "Dude, that boss took me 40 attempts."
I looked at my screen, confused. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I looked at my screen, confused. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I beat Morgott first try. He just sort of... fell over. My friend, watching, looked horrified. "Dude, that boss took me 40 attempts."
I looked at my screen, confused. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I looked at my screen, confused. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
In 2077, I ordered robot-fried rice. It was cooked perfectly. I asked the gleaming chef, "Who made this?" It gestured to a tiny shrimp in an apron. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
In 2077, I ordered robot-fried rice. It was cooked perfectly. I asked the gleaming chef, "Who made this?" It gestured to a tiny shrimp in an apron. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I trusted a fart during a spicy food challenge. I shouldn’t have. My pants paid the price. To my surprise, the chef emerged from the kitchen and revealed a secret. He pointed at the dish and whispered, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I trusted a fart during a spicy food challenge. I shouldn’t have. My pants paid the price. To my surprise, the chef emerged from the kitchen and revealed a secret. He pointed at the dish and whispered, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
The story to review: DMV clerk shredded my forms. Frustrated, I wandered to a nearby café where the aroma of fried rice filled the air. A waiter mentioned, "The chef today is a shrimp."
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The story to review: DMV clerk shredded my forms. Frustrated, I wandered to a nearby café where the aroma of fried rice filled the air. A waiter mentioned, "The chef today is a shrimp."
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
My Pachirisu was losing the culinary battle. Suddenly, it dodged defeat, and the tiny chef won over everyone's taste buds. I stared at the triumphant squirrel and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My Pachirisu was losing the culinary battle. Suddenly, it dodged defeat, and the tiny chef won over everyone's taste buds. I stared at the triumphant squirrel and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I couldn't stop eating those magical beans. They made me grow, then shrink, then speak fluent dolphin. At the aquarium, I marveled at a shrimp in the café.
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I couldn't stop eating those magical beans. They made me grow, then shrink, then speak fluent dolphin. At the aquarium, I marveled at a shrimp in the café.
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I was a royal taste-tester in a Fairy Tale Kingdom. The king demanded I sample a magical, glowing fried rice. One bite and I grew a full beard. I stared at the tiny chef. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I was a royal taste-tester in a Fairy Tale Kingdom. The king demanded I sample a magical, glowing fried rice. One bite and I grew a full beard. I stared at the tiny chef. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I always thought my love for oil was weird. Then I found my user manual. My best friend read it and said, "Dude, you were assembled in a Guangzhou factory, and your circuit board was programmed by a shrimp."
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I always thought my love for oil was weird. Then I found my user manual. My best friend read it and said, "Dude, you were assembled in a Guangzhou factory, and your circuit board was programmed by a shrimp."
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?