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I was home alone when a man in a shrimp costume appeared in my kitchen. He whispered, "The shrimp man commeth," then vanished, leaving only a plate of fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I was home alone when a man in a shrimp costume appeared in my kitchen. He whispered, "The shrimp man commeth," then vanished, leaving only a plate of fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I served my beef Wellington to Gordon Ramsay. He took one bite, screamed, then threw it out the window. A passing shrimp picked it up, impressed Gordon with its cooking skills, and returned with a plate of fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I served my beef Wellington to Gordon Ramsay. He took one bite, screamed, then threw it out the window. A passing shrimp picked it up, impressed Gordon with its cooking skills, and returned with a plate of fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
My first spacewalk, I saw Earth glowing below. Suddenly, I noticed a shrimp floating by in a tiny space helmet with a packet of rice. I radioed Mission Control: "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My first spacewalk, I saw Earth glowing below. Suddenly, I noticed a shrimp floating by in a tiny space helmet with a packet of rice. I radioed Mission Control: "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I bought a haunted house. The ghost just moaned, "Boo!" all day. Frustrated, I taught it to cook. Now it serves shrimp fried rice every night. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I bought a haunted house. The ghost just moaned, "Boo!" all day. Frustrated, I taught it to cook. Now it serves shrimp fried rice every night. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
The story to review: I time-traveled to fix my past. Upon returning, I discovered my toaster is now president. My sentient shrimp roommate invited me to a celebratory feast. I pointed to the delicious aroma. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The story to review: I time-traveled to fix my past. Upon returning, I discovered my toaster is now president. My sentient shrimp roommate invited me to a celebratory feast. I pointed to the delicious aroma. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Once, I was cast as a voice actor in a popular underwater film. My agent called and said, "They loved your audition for the role of Background Bubbles #3!" Excitedly, I turned to him and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Once, I was cast as a voice actor in a popular underwater film. My agent called and said, "They loved your audition for the role of Background Bubbles #3!" Excitedly, I turned to him and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
The story to review:A shrimp opened a restaurant. His fried rice was divine. A skeptical food critic tasted it, eyes wide with shock. He called the chef over.
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The story to review:A shrimp opened a restaurant. His fried rice was divine. A skeptical food critic tasted it, eyes wide with shock. He called the chef over.
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
"Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
My toaster repair turned into a time machine and sent me to 1776. As I arrived, my pop-tart popped, disrupting a witch trial and causing quite a commotion. In all the chaos, I noticed they were serving fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My toaster repair turned into a time machine and sent me to 1776. As I arrived, my pop-tart popped, disrupting a witch trial and causing quite a commotion. In all the chaos, I noticed they were serving fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
As the royal taste-tester, I was known for my adventurous palate. Today, the Queen requested I sample a new magical dish. One bite and suddenly, I was a frog. I gazed at the pan, bewildered, and croaked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
As the royal taste-tester, I was known for my adventurous palate. Today, the Queen requested I sample a new magical dish. One bite and suddenly, I was a frog. I gazed at the pan, bewildered, and croaked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I lost my life savings at a Vegas casino, so I took a job as a cook. My first order was fried rice. The head chef tasted it, frowned, and pointed at the tiny new line cook.
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I lost my life savings at a Vegas casino, so I took a job as a cook. My first order was fried rice. The head chef tasted it, frowned, and pointed at the tiny new line cook.
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
My monster-taming melody was so moving, the beast wept. It then presented me a plate of perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My monster-taming melody was so moving, the beast wept. It then presented me a plate of perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I once bought a "haunted" house. The ghost just kept rearranging my spice rack. Finally, I found a tiny shrimp-looking spirit in the kitchen, angrily pointing at my wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I once bought a "haunted" house. The ghost just kept rearranging my spice rack. Finally, I found a tiny shrimp-looking spirit in the kitchen, angrily pointing at my wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
MeatStick the raccoon and I stole a food truck. We found a secret recipe for shrimp fried rice and wanted to try it. While he drove, the GPS went haywire, leading us into a dumpster. I stared at the ruined rice, puzzled. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
MeatStick the raccoon and I stole a food truck. We found a secret recipe for shrimp fried rice and wanted to try it. While he drove, the GPS went haywire, leading us into a dumpster. I stared at the ruined rice, puzzled. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I survived the zombie apocalypse by hiding in a Chinese restaurant. A week later, I found the cook, a single shrimp, still sizzling at the wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I survived the zombie apocalypse by hiding in a Chinese restaurant. A week later, I found the cook, a single shrimp, still sizzling at the wok. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In the Wilds beta, my hunting horn buffs were so OP the final boss just gave up. My friend said, "You didn't even swing." Later at a restaurant, amazed by the perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice, I asked: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In the Wilds beta, my hunting horn buffs were so OP the final boss just gave up. My friend said, "You didn't even swing." Later at a restaurant, amazed by the perfectly cooked shrimp fried rice, I asked: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I was a gladiator in ancient Rome. The emperor demanded a feast. I presented a delicious fried rice dish. He loved it, then asked who cooked it. I said, "The chef is a small crustacean." He stared at me and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was a gladiator in ancient Rome. The emperor demanded a feast. I presented a delicious fried rice dish. He loved it, then asked who cooked it. I said, "The chef is a small crustacean." He stared at me and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
My Pachirisu battled a mighty Gyarados at a seafood restaurant. It dodged a hydro pump, then won by knocking over a soy sauce bottle. The chef smiled at Pachirisu's victory. So, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My Pachirisu battled a mighty Gyarados at a seafood restaurant. It dodged a hydro pump, then won by knocking over a soy sauce bottle. The chef smiled at Pachirisu's victory. So, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
At the Renaissance Fair, I ordered "Ye Olde Fried Rice" from a knight in full armor. He handed me a tiny plate with one shrimp. I stared at him. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
At the Renaissance Fair, I ordered "Ye Olde Fried Rice" from a knight in full armor. He handed me a tiny plate with one shrimp. I stared at him. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I saw a shrimp cooking at a food truck. He was flipping veggies like a pro. I asked the owner, "Is he any good?" He nodded. I stared. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I saw a shrimp cooking at a food truck. He was flipping veggies like a pro. I asked the owner, "Is he any good?" He nodded. I stared. "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
I traveled to 1776, hoping to meet Ben Franklin. Instead, I accidentally taught him how to make a killer shrimp fried rice. He looked at the wok, then at me, and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I traveled to 1776, hoping to meet Ben Franklin. Instead, I accidentally taught him how to make a killer shrimp fried rice. He looked at the wok, then at me, and asked, "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
My haunted house ghost loves to cook and even organizes spice racks. I just ate the most amazing fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My haunted house ghost loves to cook and even organizes spice racks. I just ate the most amazing fried rice. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In the spaceship, Kevin was suspected. He scanned, swiped, did tasks perfectly. Yet, I got voted out instead. Floating in space, betrayed, I realized the mistake. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In the spaceship, Kevin was suspected. He scanned, swiped, did tasks perfectly. Yet, I got voted out instead. Floating in space, betrayed, I realized the mistake. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
The ice-chewing man finished his snack. As I marveled at the unexpected sight, he pointed to a plate of delicious food. The shrimp, wearing a tiny chef's hat, waved. Suddenly it all made sense. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The ice-chewing man finished his snack. As I marveled at the unexpected sight, he pointed to a plate of delicious food. The shrimp, wearing a tiny chef's hat, waved. Suddenly it all made sense. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
In Vegas, I won big, lost it all, and while eating Chinese food, I found a fortune cookie with a single word: "Shrimp." Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In Vegas, I won big, lost it all, and while eating Chinese food, I found a fortune cookie with a single word: "Shrimp." Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I wandered through Middle Earth, lost and hungry, when I stumbled upon a peculiar food stall. A hobbit beckoned me over, offering a dish that smelled divine. Skeptical of such culinary prowess from a hobbit, I asked the vendor. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wandered through Middle Earth, lost and hungry, when I stumbled upon a peculiar food stall. A hobbit beckoned me over, offering a dish that smelled divine. Skeptical of such culinary prowess from a hobbit, I asked the vendor. Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?