Shorts Papi
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Quoth the raven “Eat my shorts.” 🏳️🌈Juan🇲🇽 31 ☀️LA🌴
Quoth the raven “Eat my shorts.” 🏳️🌈Juan🇲🇽 31 ☀️LA🌴
Oh my gawd! Julie Andrews, you get back in that house! Celine Dione, I’m watching you! Where is Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Foreman)?! Has anyone seen Cher?!
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Oh my gawd! Julie Andrews, you get back in that house! Celine Dione, I’m watching you! Where is Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Foreman)?! Has anyone seen Cher?!
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Clothes on!? I look so short next to my husband haha
January 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Clothes on!? I look so short next to my husband haha
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It's always much appreciated when a hotel has a bath ☺️
I'm so so so exhausted. Comment nudes and send hugs lol 🙃
I'm so so so exhausted. Comment nudes and send hugs lol 🙃
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
It's always much appreciated when a hotel has a bath ☺️
I'm so so so exhausted. Comment nudes and send hugs lol 🙃
I'm so so so exhausted. Comment nudes and send hugs lol 🙃
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Elon...They scrubbed Trump from the files but not you. They're setting you up to take the fall! You gave them $300M and this is how they thank you. Next they're coming for your subsidiesss and contractsss
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Elon...They scrubbed Trump from the files but not you. They're setting you up to take the fall! You gave them $300M and this is how they thank you. Next they're coming for your subsidiesss and contractsss
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Here are some pink Fleurs de Mâles to fuel your bate weekend !
Ft: @impalervlad.bsky.social @redhotrider4.bsky.social @tonygoons99.bsky.social @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social
Reskeet if UR a chronic #masturbator ! #bators #masturbation #gayart #queerart #bara #wanking #wanker #gooning #musky #gooner
Ft: @impalervlad.bsky.social @redhotrider4.bsky.social @tonygoons99.bsky.social @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social
Reskeet if UR a chronic #masturbator ! #bators #masturbation #gayart #queerart #bara #wanking #wanker #gooning #musky #gooner
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Here are some pink Fleurs de Mâles to fuel your bate weekend !
Ft: @impalervlad.bsky.social @redhotrider4.bsky.social @tonygoons99.bsky.social @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social
Reskeet if UR a chronic #masturbator ! #bators #masturbation #gayart #queerart #bara #wanking #wanker #gooning #musky #gooner
Ft: @impalervlad.bsky.social @redhotrider4.bsky.social @tonygoons99.bsky.social @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social
Reskeet if UR a chronic #masturbator ! #bators #masturbation #gayart #queerart #bara #wanking #wanker #gooning #musky #gooner
We lose Diane Keaton and Cathrine O’Hara, but HE gets to stay?
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 AM
We lose Diane Keaton and Cathrine O’Hara, but HE gets to stay?
Southern California while the rest of the country freezes.
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Southern California while the rest of the country freezes.
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The way she raised us and continued to inspire us into adulthood 😭 RIP to the legendary Catherine O’Hara, you will be deeply missed icon ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The way she raised us and continued to inspire us into adulthood 😭 RIP to the legendary Catherine O’Hara, you will be deeply missed icon ❤️
Ghislaine Maxwell is currently getting far better treatment than a sick 5-year-old in a prison.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell is currently getting far better treatment than a sick 5-year-old in a prison.
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Treat Yo’ Self
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Treat Yo’ Self
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
I’m in denial. There’s just no way.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’m in denial. There’s just no way.
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nicki look like she got lupus inflammatory in those pics
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
nicki look like she got lupus inflammatory in those pics
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"j-just passing through" 😅
patreon update!
patreon update!
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"j-just passing through" 😅
patreon update!
patreon update!
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🎉🐎明けましておめでとうございますッ🐎🎉
今年もイベント出たいのでビバ頑張りますゾナよ～～～！！！💪💪💪
何卒トゾトゾよろしくお願いいたしますッッッ♥♥
今年もイベント出たいのでビバ頑張りますゾナよ～～～！！！💪💪💪
何卒トゾトゾよろしくお願いいたしますッッッ♥♥
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
🎉🐎明けましておめでとうございますッ🐎🎉
今年もイベント出たいのでビバ頑張りますゾナよ～～～！！！💪💪💪
何卒トゾトゾよろしくお願いいたしますッッッ♥♥
今年もイベント出たいのでビバ頑張りますゾナよ～～～！！！💪💪💪
何卒トゾトゾよろしくお願いいたしますッッッ♥♥
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My doujinshi "My Father-In-Law Extra" is officially available in English on 1/13!
I hope you enjoy the uncensored version of my work!
With your support, I'll be able to publish more works in English!!
Check it out: bit.ly/3K9vhxA
Publisher: @IrodoriOnX
I hope you enjoy the uncensored version of my work!
With your support, I'll be able to publish more works in English!!
Check it out: bit.ly/3K9vhxA
Publisher: @IrodoriOnX
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My doujinshi "My Father-In-Law Extra" is officially available in English on 1/13!
I hope you enjoy the uncensored version of my work!
With your support, I'll be able to publish more works in English!!
Check it out: bit.ly/3K9vhxA
Publisher: @IrodoriOnX
I hope you enjoy the uncensored version of my work!
With your support, I'll be able to publish more works in English!!
Check it out: bit.ly/3K9vhxA
Publisher: @IrodoriOnX
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January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Here’s the thing: Yes, he’s a Targaryen. He becomes king. He actually tries to make the lives of the small folk better. The lords hate and fight him for it at every turn. His shitty kids are rebellious. His Small Counsel is basically the Parks and Rec staff.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Here’s the thing: Yes, he’s a Targaryen. He becomes king. He actually tries to make the lives of the small folk better. The lords hate and fight him for it at every turn. His shitty kids are rebellious. His Small Counsel is basically the Parks and Rec staff.
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Post your most popular art from Twitter.
Spiderrr
Spiderrr
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Post your most popular art from Twitter.
Spiderrr
Spiderrr
I can do this, but with my hole.
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I can do this, but with my hole.
Girls and gays on their way to the store because they already ate their winter rations.
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Girls and gays on their way to the store because they already ate their winter rations.
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This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 AM
This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
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January 26, 2026 at 9:25 AM