Regular Matthew
shockrates.bsky.social
Regular Matthew
@shockrates.bsky.social
Here I am
July 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Kinda glad we don't have liquor in grocery stores in Texas. I'm not an alcoholic, but I *am* lazy and I'd probably buy too much if I didn't have to go to a separate store.
May 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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The important thing here is that some brave people said NO and they WALKED AWAY
April 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Doritos are the best chips for putting on your sandwich.
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can drink raw milk safely because of being built different, but I don't recommend it for anybody else.
February 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
With tax season upon us, it's important to remember - don't pay your taxes.
February 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Get a fucking gun and learn how to use it
January 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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amazing things are happening on rednote
January 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Galuf is the Metal Gear Solid 4 Microwave Hallway of Tellahs
January 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I don't recommend anybody drink raw milk, even though I do it sometimes. I can handle it on account of being Built Different.
December 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
December 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Buttermilk pie
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Really looking forward to turning off motion smoothing on my mom's new TV.
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
When I typo "informatino"
a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 PM
What is one of your comfort movies?
November 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
But on the plus side it's taco tuesday.
November 5, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I don't understand the point of the tostada. It's just a harder to eat taco.
October 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Haha get fucked
October 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
October 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM