alison (alison’s version)
@shnozie.bsky.social
If you know me in real life no you don’t.
Two cider Alison sometimes likes to dance to millennial music. Shhhh.
April 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Two cider Alison sometimes likes to dance to millennial music. Shhhh.
This seems like an appropriate introduction to me.
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This seems like an appropriate introduction to me.
The Navy has paused their SAPR (Sexual Assault Prevention and Response) training due to the EOs by the current dictatorship.
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
February 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Navy has paused their SAPR (Sexual Assault Prevention and Response) training due to the EOs by the current dictatorship.
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
You either understood the half time show or you liked the snoop dog and tom brady commercial.
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You either understood the half time show or you liked the snoop dog and tom brady commercial.
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
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BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Democracy may be falling but my children are still hilarious.
Oliver informed me today that when you die, your spirit goes to outer space and you eat dinner.
Also, earth is the underworld for chickens.
Oliver informed me today that when you die, your spirit goes to outer space and you eat dinner.
Also, earth is the underworld for chickens.
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Democracy may be falling but my children are still hilarious.
Oliver informed me today that when you die, your spirit goes to outer space and you eat dinner.
Also, earth is the underworld for chickens.
Oliver informed me today that when you die, your spirit goes to outer space and you eat dinner.
Also, earth is the underworld for chickens.
Dear @microsoft.com,
If you’re going to outsource your technical troubleshooting team to overseas, teach them to learn time zones.
Calling me at 5:47 in the morning over a trouble ticket?
I officially hate you.
If you’re going to outsource your technical troubleshooting team to overseas, teach them to learn time zones.
Calling me at 5:47 in the morning over a trouble ticket?
I officially hate you.
February 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dear @microsoft.com,
If you’re going to outsource your technical troubleshooting team to overseas, teach them to learn time zones.
Calling me at 5:47 in the morning over a trouble ticket?
I officially hate you.
If you’re going to outsource your technical troubleshooting team to overseas, teach them to learn time zones.
Calling me at 5:47 in the morning over a trouble ticket?
I officially hate you.
Can someone explain to me why Elon Musk hasn’t been arrested yet?
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can someone explain to me why Elon Musk hasn’t been arrested yet?
So, uh, at what point are we allowed to ask for asylum in other countries because we are no longer safe in our own?
February 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So, uh, at what point are we allowed to ask for asylum in other countries because we are no longer safe in our own?
I’m a woman. And I served active duty in the US Navy from 2011 - 2017.
I was the top technician for my system, even creating training materials for other ships.
But the white guy (who had a DUI while stationed there) with a nice singing voice got advanced over me, because he sang at a ballgame.
I was the top technician for my system, even creating training materials for other ships.
But the white guy (who had a DUI while stationed there) with a nice singing voice got advanced over me, because he sang at a ballgame.
February 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m a woman. And I served active duty in the US Navy from 2011 - 2017.
I was the top technician for my system, even creating training materials for other ships.
But the white guy (who had a DUI while stationed there) with a nice singing voice got advanced over me, because he sang at a ballgame.
I was the top technician for my system, even creating training materials for other ships.
But the white guy (who had a DUI while stationed there) with a nice singing voice got advanced over me, because he sang at a ballgame.
Happy Saturday to everyone except the guys playing videos at full volume in the waiting room at the eye doctor.
I hope you two step on legos every time you wake up to pee in the middle of the night.
I hope you two step on legos every time you wake up to pee in the middle of the night.
February 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy Saturday to everyone except the guys playing videos at full volume in the waiting room at the eye doctor.
I hope you two step on legos every time you wake up to pee in the middle of the night.
I hope you two step on legos every time you wake up to pee in the middle of the night.
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Dear Windows,
Whose idea was it to make it impossible to login to one's computer. Please have them do another job.
Thank you.
Whose idea was it to make it impossible to login to one's computer. Please have them do another job.
Thank you.
January 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dear Windows,
Whose idea was it to make it impossible to login to one's computer. Please have them do another job.
Thank you.
Whose idea was it to make it impossible to login to one's computer. Please have them do another job.
Thank you.
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Hey. Democratic politicians. I’d believe your outrage more if you actually took both accountability for putting us here and action to get us out. You had your chance and you did nothing.
January 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey. Democratic politicians. I’d believe your outrage more if you actually took both accountability for putting us here and action to get us out. You had your chance and you did nothing.
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
Do yall realize how many active duty service members rely on SNAP and WIC?
Stop pretending you support our troops.
Stop pretending you support our troops.
January 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Do yall realize how many active duty service members rely on SNAP and WIC?
Stop pretending you support our troops.
Stop pretending you support our troops.
Heeeeey Portland liberals, y’all selling those teslas yet? Or are we still stuck in just being performative with “in this house” signs in the yards?
January 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Heeeeey Portland liberals, y’all selling those teslas yet? Or are we still stuck in just being performative with “in this house” signs in the yards?
Portland friends let’s goooooo we need to get training on finding cute winter boots #portland #cutewinterboots #ice
January 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Portland friends let’s goooooo we need to get training on finding cute winter boots #portland #cutewinterboots #ice
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
January 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Since we’re arbitrarily renaming things, I’ve decided that it’s no longer the United States of America.
From now on, I’ll be calling this “great” country Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
From now on, I’ll be calling this “great” country Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
January 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Since we’re arbitrarily renaming things, I’ve decided that it’s no longer the United States of America.
From now on, I’ll be calling this “great” country Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
From now on, I’ll be calling this “great” country Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
Because when your kid turns 10, of course you give him an experience. #lasvegas #cirquedusoleil #battlebots
January 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Because when your kid turns 10, of course you give him an experience. #lasvegas #cirquedusoleil #battlebots
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Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.