Ben Belkacem
@shipbutty.co.uk
What do you need to know. Just rubbish - no need to engage - likely a joke but I'm wired differently so likely the mistake is mine not yours.
I design adverts in supermarkets but this is nothing to do with that.
Manchester England
I design adverts in supermarkets but this is nothing to do with that.
Manchester England
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I feel if man united maybe try and get a shot on target they might get another shot on target soon after.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I feel if man united maybe try and get a shot on target they might get another shot on target soon after.
Kobbie Mainoo is the Joe Cole of modern footy, the less he plays the better he apparently is/more people demand he should play.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Kobbie Mainoo is the Joe Cole of modern footy, the less he plays the better he apparently is/more people demand he should play.
Lots to look forward to in 2026 #bins #binfluencers
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Lots to look forward to in 2026 #bins #binfluencers
This was bought for my summer holiday read and has been on my bedside ever since. I expect to pick it up again in August.
It went unread as 1/ decided to read a kindle/phone book 2/can't sit still in the sun for more than 5 minutes
It went unread as 1/ decided to read a kindle/phone book 2/can't sit still in the sun for more than 5 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This was bought for my summer holiday read and has been on my bedside ever since. I expect to pick it up again in August.
It went unread as 1/ decided to read a kindle/phone book 2/can't sit still in the sun for more than 5 minutes
It went unread as 1/ decided to read a kindle/phone book 2/can't sit still in the sun for more than 5 minutes
Scotland celebrating a goal in 3rd minute of injury time.. I've seen Scotland play since 1982 this ain't over😀
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Scotland celebrating a goal in 3rd minute of injury time.. I've seen Scotland play since 1982 this ain't over😀
Reposted by Ben Belkacem
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
Idea, buy a leaf blower and blow the leaves that people blow out of their gardens onto the road, from the road back into people's gardens.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Idea, buy a leaf blower and blow the leaves that people blow out of their gardens onto the road, from the road back into people's gardens.
We've been playing do you think he knows, or is it just a nice pattern?
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We've been playing do you think he knows, or is it just a nice pattern?
Is it Sue Lawley or Michael Jackson, it's hard to tell.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is it Sue Lawley or Michael Jackson, it's hard to tell.
A painful journey today.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A painful journey today.
Not being northern on purpose but it's bonfire night and I'm outside wearing a t-shirt and it's temperature appropriate
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Not being northern on purpose but it's bonfire night and I'm outside wearing a t-shirt and it's temperature appropriate
Someone needs to invent a raincoat for kids that has a hood that only covers the back of their head and comes off with the slightest breath of wind 👀
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Someone needs to invent a raincoat for kids that has a hood that only covers the back of their head and comes off with the slightest breath of wind 👀
7 to 7.30pm is the lull between 2-10 year olds in nice costumes with parents watching on to teenagers in masks menacing for sweets
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
7 to 7.30pm is the lull between 2-10 year olds in nice costumes with parents watching on to teenagers in masks menacing for sweets
Just asked a trick or treater dressed as death if they were deaf, they said yes, so I said I'd speak up then.
Was absolutely lost on them.
I'm glad there were only packs of live hearts and Parma violets left in the tub!
Was absolutely lost on them.
I'm glad there were only packs of live hearts and Parma violets left in the tub!
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just asked a trick or treater dressed as death if they were deaf, they said yes, so I said I'd speak up then.
Was absolutely lost on them.
I'm glad there were only packs of live hearts and Parma violets left in the tub!
Was absolutely lost on them.
I'm glad there were only packs of live hearts and Parma violets left in the tub!
Idea for next series of the traitors.
Everyone is faithful, Claudia murders every night by random draw.
Everyone is faithful, Claudia murders every night by random draw.
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Idea for next series of the traitors.
Everyone is faithful, Claudia murders every night by random draw.
Everyone is faithful, Claudia murders every night by random draw.
I suspect, and I'm speculating only based on the trailer, that the title of the film is going to be the only funny joke in the entire film. I could be wrong obviously.
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I suspect, and I'm speculating only based on the trailer, that the title of the film is going to be the only funny joke in the entire film. I could be wrong obviously.
Answers the door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"Treat please"
Grabs a sweets.
Child crys.
Shuts door
Then parent knocks on door shouting at me.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"Treat please"
Grabs a sweets.
Child crys.
Shuts door
Then parent knocks on door shouting at me.
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Answers the door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"Treat please"
Grabs a sweets.
Child crys.
Shuts door
Then parent knocks on door shouting at me.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"Treat please"
Grabs a sweets.
Child crys.
Shuts door
Then parent knocks on door shouting at me.
Answers the door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"what do you mean trickle treat? That makes no sense".
Slams door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"what do you mean trickle treat? That makes no sense".
Slams door.
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Answers the door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"what do you mean trickle treat? That makes no sense".
Slams door.
A child says
"trick or treat?"
I say
"what do you mean trickle treat? That makes no sense".
Slams door.
Lads, bad news, McDonald's have gone woke; they've stopped accepting fake bank notes and are going to start reporting it to the police. Guess I'll be spending my Monopoly money in Burger King from now on.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Lads, bad news, McDonald's have gone woke; they've stopped accepting fake bank notes and are going to start reporting it to the police. Guess I'll be spending my Monopoly money in Burger King from now on.
Slag off AI all you like but if I want Joy Division in a fridge holding a shark, it nearly delivers
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Slag off AI all you like but if I want Joy Division in a fridge holding a shark, it nearly delivers
These guys looked chilled this morning
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
These guys looked chilled this morning
Just watched a day in the life of Erling Haaland, he basically trains, eats steak and drinks raw milk.
Seems wholesome enough but raw milk?? Eek.
Seems wholesome enough but raw milk?? Eek.
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Just watched a day in the life of Erling Haaland, he basically trains, eats steak and drinks raw milk.
Seems wholesome enough but raw milk?? Eek.
Seems wholesome enough but raw milk?? Eek.