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Boli
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Media sponger. Meme crosser.

I use my personality as a contraceptive.
1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST

2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT

3. UPHOLD THE LAW

4. IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS

#AI #ROBOSLOP
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots.

Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003

We think it might be Colin.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My ticket replies
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
But I, being poor, have only my memes;
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
August 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
July 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
ZOMBO
zombo.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My grief counsellor just died.

(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
June 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So, apparently this exists.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
April 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
March 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bipolar cow vandalises children's play area

#moodswings
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This haiku is broke
First and second lines okay
but last one sucks.
January 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Warhammer for Grandmas.
December 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Another broccoli smuggler busted in police sting operation.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The advantages of simple origami are twofold.
December 2, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It's that time of year again.
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 AM
November 29, 2024 at 2:35 PM
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
...by Pawel Kuczynsky
October 23, 2024 at 9:01 AM
The 5 Stages of Meetings

1. Denial

"This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all."

2. Anger

Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?
October 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM
October 5, 2024 at 7:06 AM
October 5, 2024 at 7:05 AM