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Boli
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Media sponger. Meme crosser.

I use my personality as a contraceptive.
I've checked most of these books out , and none of them have anything about penguins in at all.

Very disappointed.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think this might be why
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November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a man with a black shirt is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a man with a black shirt is giving a thumbs up sign
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November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We had a few Eastern European sound engineers where I work.

One was Polish, but I think there was a Czech one too.

a Czech one too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Meh. Nostalgia: It's not what it used to be.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It wasnt just a 'sandwich'

It was a *sub*

and we havent seen any proof yet that it wasnt nuclear.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I look forward to the next generation of 'Cillit Bang' armoured vehicles, due in 2038
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
that depends.

do they explode across the heavens to gasps of 'ooh' and 'aah'

or are they just twinkly sky spooge?
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Old and busted: Catflap.

New hotness: Cowflap!
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This was an important point, and it needed to be made.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Which one is you?
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Just reply like this:

"Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe"
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Maybe it was a nuclear sub.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
You want the Knuth?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KNUTH!
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
On the subject of phones : a little-known fact is that if your place of work asks for your phone number - you can just not give it to them.

Then they can't surprise you out of working hours with work stuff.

It's great.

I highly recommend it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Our cars were stolen, and instead of calling the police - we wrote a letter to a newspaper"

FTFY.
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So bagel-shaming is acceptable now?
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It costs nothing to threaten to turn off the wifi.
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
hydra : "manykopfenkommenbacken"
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Presumably the lion has a clear view of the sky and satellite internet.
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's a perfectly cromulent response.
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'll take 'Shite that doesnt need to be reported on' for £150 please, Alex.
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM