Brandon Shelton
Brandon Shelton
@shelton.bsky.social
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Will never understand why conservatives have such a problem with Dale Earnhardt Inc.
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Per Dr Atul Gawande, ex USAID: “All malaria supplies protecting 53 million people, mostly children, including bed nets, diagnostics, preventive drugs, and treatments – terminated.”

There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Perhaps this all really is a simulation and Cybertrucks are just poorly rendered assets.
January 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Can someone explain the logic of neighborhood Christmas Parades with blaring horns and music past 8pm. The intended demographic is winding down and/or already in bed.
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December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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It all makes sense now
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Tip for door to door solicitors, check the demographics of the house you’re going to. Showing up unannounced to a millennial’s house is the opposite of enticing a sale. I wouldn’t buy whatever you’re selling if I was already mid phone call to order it myself.
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December 4, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Never thought I’d have a situation as an adult where I needed to schedule an appointment with an arborist but here we are.
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November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Elon Musk just called the COVID-19 pandemic that killed at least 1.4 million Americans a “scamdemic.”

My dad died during the pandemic; we weren't able to visit him in the hospital because of it. Every aspect of that horrible tragedy was real. And exacerbated by Musk’s co-POTUS.

I’m seeing red. 😡
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Habitually opened Twitter instead of BlueSky and oof
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November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
What a peaceful place this is
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November 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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FOLLOW TRAIN 🚂🚂🚂

If you’re a #Dolphins fan REPOST this & follow. I’ll follow everyone back. Also follow anyone who REPOSTS OR COMMENTS. #GoFins
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November 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM