Shells
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win/shells | sexually They/them | Professional complainer | Shoes US10 | """"marine bio"""" | singaporean (sorry) | EN/CN(bad)/DE(worse)
i like mewgenics its a perfect snapshot of that old newgrounds vibe that every younger artist tries and fails to nail
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i like mewgenics its a perfect snapshot of that old newgrounds vibe that every younger artist tries and fails to nail
some relationships ive seen irl can only be described as having a disturbingly large intelligence gap which borders on pet ownership
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
some relationships ive seen irl can only be described as having a disturbingly large intelligence gap which borders on pet ownership
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genuinely my ultimate age regression fantasy is to have an old recording of 9/11 news broadcasts playing on the TV while my mommy looks stressed and worried and yells at me for building a tower with my blocks and crashing my toy plane into them so I can just start crying in confusion
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
genuinely my ultimate age regression fantasy is to have an old recording of 9/11 news broadcasts playing on the TV while my mommy looks stressed and worried and yells at me for building a tower with my blocks and crashing my toy plane into them so I can just start crying in confusion
in the year 2027 there will be 2 currencies- the global dollar, an amalgamation of every currency on earth, but every single payment processor hunts down every nsfw creator that dares to use it to make a living, and slutcoin, the cryptocurrency that is used for every illegal act from DIY hrt to cp
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 AM
in the year 2027 there will be 2 currencies- the global dollar, an amalgamation of every currency on earth, but every single payment processor hunts down every nsfw creator that dares to use it to make a living, and slutcoin, the cryptocurrency that is used for every illegal act from DIY hrt to cp
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pre-orders are open for my @animalworkshop.co collab design! 🐺🎸
concept and original art by me, and sick graphic design work by @parsenoire.com !
concept and original art by me, and sick graphic design work by @parsenoire.com !
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
pre-orders are open for my @animalworkshop.co collab design! 🐺🎸
concept and original art by me, and sick graphic design work by @parsenoire.com !
concept and original art by me, and sick graphic design work by @parsenoire.com !
they dont want u to know this but ai is spiritually chinese
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
they dont want u to know this but ai is spiritually chinese
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figured out how to make this website usable, finally
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
figured out how to make this website usable, finally
i mean yea we can get mad about this but like. theyre gonna wanna operate in the EU so theyre fucked either way
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
i mean yea we can get mad about this but like. theyre gonna wanna operate in the EU so theyre fucked either way
(pup play version of i wish by skee lo) i wish i had a girl with four legs, and a collar
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 AM
(pup play version of i wish by skee lo) i wish i had a girl with four legs, and a collar
i like how warm blood evolved independently in birds. like birds are more closely related to crocodiles than they are to any mammal but they still got warm blood. because warm blood is the greatest trait in the universe of course
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
i like how warm blood evolved independently in birds. like birds are more closely related to crocodiles than they are to any mammal but they still got warm blood. because warm blood is the greatest trait in the universe of course
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(demonic possessed tourque wrench) i go up to 50nm you know... that bolt looks awful loose..
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
(demonic possessed tourque wrench) i go up to 50nm you know... that bolt looks awful loose..
man i was really on the fence about using chatgpt for this homework maybe the 16th ai bad post is gonna help convince me to change my mind
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
man i was really on the fence about using chatgpt for this homework maybe the 16th ai bad post is gonna help convince me to change my mind
really chinese guy throwing hoops and he keeps saying "toby!" before shooting
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
really chinese guy throwing hoops and he keeps saying "toby!" before shooting
practicing "microfeminism" by referring to common household items and pets of unknown gender exclusively with she/her pronouns
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
practicing "microfeminism" by referring to common household items and pets of unknown gender exclusively with she/her pronouns
the thing that confuses me is that people (rightfully) dont believe in a god or creationism due to lack of evidence, so like, why do the same people still believe in a soul
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 AM
the thing that confuses me is that people (rightfully) dont believe in a god or creationism due to lack of evidence, so like, why do the same people still believe in a soul
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There's this interesting effect where mainstream celebrities, the media, and the general public normalize a part of queer subculture (pup hoods) so much that its basically a non-issue, but the ACTUAL queer folks themselves demonstrating that culture get thrown to the wolves.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
There's this interesting effect where mainstream celebrities, the media, and the general public normalize a part of queer subculture (pup hoods) so much that its basically a non-issue, but the ACTUAL queer folks themselves demonstrating that culture get thrown to the wolves.
slowly realizing with increasing dread that im sexually attracted to marvin the paranoid android
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
slowly realizing with increasing dread that im sexually attracted to marvin the paranoid android
Western "asian" trinket stores: buddha head. some coins. teapot
trinket stores in asia: Would you like a rather large wooden sculpture of mao
trinket stores in asia: Would you like a rather large wooden sculpture of mao
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Western "asian" trinket stores: buddha head. some coins. teapot
trinket stores in asia: Would you like a rather large wooden sculpture of mao
trinket stores in asia: Would you like a rather large wooden sculpture of mao
arknights is examplary among other games with dogboys because it understands that the ideal form of the dogboy is actually like a 40 year old dude. every other game with dogboys has shota dogboys (gourou in genshin and etc). thats suboptimal
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
arknights is examplary among other games with dogboys because it understands that the ideal form of the dogboy is actually like a 40 year old dude. every other game with dogboys has shota dogboys (gourou in genshin and etc). thats suboptimal
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Getting a blooper reel when you die but every outtake is you making the correct life decision instead
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Getting a blooper reel when you die but every outtake is you making the correct life decision instead
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dead by daylight players are teaching each other cognitive behavioral therapy in order to avoid moving over to better video games
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 AM
dead by daylight players are teaching each other cognitive behavioral therapy in order to avoid moving over to better video games
in english, an estimate of a number can be implied with the phrase "more or less", while in mandarin, we use the phrase "left or right"
this is because the english conceptualize numbers as a bar that fills up, while the chinese imagine a number as a big rope slowly being pulled across the table
this is because the english conceptualize numbers as a bar that fills up, while the chinese imagine a number as a big rope slowly being pulled across the table
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
in english, an estimate of a number can be implied with the phrase "more or less", while in mandarin, we use the phrase "left or right"
this is because the english conceptualize numbers as a bar that fills up, while the chinese imagine a number as a big rope slowly being pulled across the table
this is because the english conceptualize numbers as a bar that fills up, while the chinese imagine a number as a big rope slowly being pulled across the table
why are the hildebrand aurafarming cutscenes better than every scene in ARR
are nero and cid.................. divorced?
circus tower was fun i like when rpg make their raid bosses (allegan king) really really big so its actually playable in game and then they just never explain why hes so large in the story even though by all means hes just a regular guy
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
why are the hildebrand aurafarming cutscenes better than every scene in ARR