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sheldontheemarcus.bsky.social
@sheldontheemarcus.bsky.social
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January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Chyeah bro I know you got a fetish for big stompers

I got em nice and slick and oiled up for you

Fuck my feet like a pussy

#GoonStoopid
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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audiosexuals, let’s cum together 🤓😈🎶
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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paws out 🐾
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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"Grandpa, how come America doesn't exist anymore?"

"Because, Son, a bunch of incels from 4chan performed a coup. They tried to save things by making children work overnight, but the children died from measles because the memelords fired the vaccine guy. Then the new WoW expansion came out, and
March 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Can’t i just have both…. Prince in the streets but a raging slut whore in the sheets
December 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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So true. 💯
November 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Night y’all #digimon #anime
November 18, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Not REALLY sure if America lost. This is what america was built on.
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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The same Republicans trying to put a man accused of child sex trafficking at the top of the DOJ and an anti-vaxxer atop HHS, are telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care & books with two mommies is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.
November 18, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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I’m not calling that asshole felon rapist traitor “President-elect.”

Fuck him.
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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y’all should check out this country singer, she’s really good 🙂‍↕️ her name is beyoncé!
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Still not really over this. #Beyoncé
November 13, 2024 at 4:17 AM