Goon Stoopid
@goonstoopid.bsky.social
Porn curator. Goonfluencer. Here to make you MASTURBATE.
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I make all my own content so reposts/tips are appreciated.
$GoonStoopid
DM for paid customs. Will tag/remove upon request.
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Goon Stoopid
@goonstoopid.bsky.social
· May 17
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Happy Veterans Day 🎖
Get out there and thank a veteran today.
Thank em hard. On your knees.
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Get out there and thank a veteran today.
Thank em hard. On your knees.
#GoonStoopid
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Veterans Day 🎖
Get out there and thank a veteran today.
Thank em hard. On your knees.
#GoonStoopid
Get out there and thank a veteran today.
Thank em hard. On your knees.
#GoonStoopid
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Being a gooner means you love ALL cocks
And sometimes I love a good, fat, little chode cock 🥰
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #GoonCocks #ChodeCocks
And sometimes I love a good, fat, little chode cock 🥰
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #GoonCocks #ChodeCocks
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Being a gooner means you love ALL cocks
And sometimes I love a good, fat, little chode cock 🥰
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #GoonCocks #ChodeCocks
And sometimes I love a good, fat, little chode cock 🥰
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #GoonCocks #ChodeCocks
His BUTT FAT owns you now
GOON TO BIG BOUNCY BUBBLY BLUBBER BOBBLERS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #ButtFat
GOON TO BIG BOUNCY BUBBLY BLUBBER BOBBLERS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #ButtFat
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
His BUTT FAT owns you now
GOON TO BIG BOUNCY BUBBLY BLUBBER BOBBLERS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #ButtFat
GOON TO BIG BOUNCY BUBBLY BLUBBER BOBBLERS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #ButtFat
Grab your favorite lube, oil, vaseline, albolene
Grease up that fuckin cock
Make sure it's nice and bright and shiny and reflective
And then go to town shlurpin and shlarpin and FAP FAP FAPPING away
MASTURBATE YOUR GREASY PENIS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #GreasyPenis
Grease up that fuckin cock
Make sure it's nice and bright and shiny and reflective
And then go to town shlurpin and shlarpin and FAP FAP FAPPING away
MASTURBATE YOUR GREASY PENIS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #GreasyPenis
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Grab your favorite lube, oil, vaseline, albolene
Grease up that fuckin cock
Make sure it's nice and bright and shiny and reflective
And then go to town shlurpin and shlarpin and FAP FAP FAPPING away
MASTURBATE YOUR GREASY PENIS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #GreasyPenis
Grease up that fuckin cock
Make sure it's nice and bright and shiny and reflective
And then go to town shlurpin and shlarpin and FAP FAP FAPPING away
MASTURBATE YOUR GREASY PENIS
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #GreasyPenis
Screw No Nut November
More like NOTHING BUT NUT NOVEMBER 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #NoNutNovember #NothingButNutNovember
More like NOTHING BUT NUT NOVEMBER 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #NoNutNovember #NothingButNutNovember
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Screw No Nut November
More like NOTHING BUT NUT NOVEMBER 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #NoNutNovember #NothingButNutNovember
More like NOTHING BUT NUT NOVEMBER 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #NoNutNovember #NothingButNutNovember
Hey gooners! Trying out a new Twitter/X account. Goon Stoopid adjecent. Posting primarily my AI content to promote my patreon. Feel free to follow along. Otherwise continue enjoying all of my free content here and on Bluesky. KEEP STROKING!
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November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hey gooners! Trying out a new Twitter/X account. Goon Stoopid adjecent. Posting primarily my AI content to promote my patreon. Feel free to follow along. Otherwise continue enjoying all of my free content here and on Bluesky. KEEP STROKING!
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Always remember when you see a man with a nice ass, he too destroys his toilet with massive dumps 😏💩🚽
#GoonStoopid
#GoonStoopid
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Always remember when you see a man with a nice ass, he too destroys his toilet with massive dumps 😏💩🚽
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#GoonStoopid
Happy Halloween 🎃
Have fun and be safe taking your halloweiner out and dick-or-treating down plump pumpkin butt lane all night long
#GoonStoopid
Have fun and be safe taking your halloweiner out and dick-or-treating down plump pumpkin butt lane all night long
#GoonStoopid
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
Have fun and be safe taking your halloweiner out and dick-or-treating down plump pumpkin butt lane all night long
#GoonStoopid
Have fun and be safe taking your halloweiner out and dick-or-treating down plump pumpkin butt lane all night long
#GoonStoopid
You’re too weak and addicted to escape my financial abu$e
Pay dad to hate you
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Pay dad to hate you
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October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You’re too weak and addicted to escape my financial abu$e
Pay dad to hate you
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Pay dad to hate you
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#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Findom #FaceSitting
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The way I would honestly goon so hard watching Will Ferrell and Chad Smith beat off on the couch together 🥴
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #WillFerrell #ChadSmith
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #WillFerrell #ChadSmith
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The way I would honestly goon so hard watching Will Ferrell and Chad Smith beat off on the couch together 🥴
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #WillFerrell #ChadSmith
#GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #WillFerrell #ChadSmith
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Time to carve out the guts of all these pumpkin butts
Get to PUMPING
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #PumpkinButts #JackOffLantern
Get to PUMPING
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #PumpkinButts #JackOffLantern
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Time to carve out the guts of all these pumpkin butts
Get to PUMPING
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #PumpkinButts #JackOffLantern
Get to PUMPING
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #PumpkinButts #JackOffLantern
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🚨NEW FETISH DROPPING🚨
Shadows
Something fun & dumb for Halloween. Normal guys taking a selfie. Being stalked by BIG scary 😱 monster cock outlines on the wall or floor. Along the lines of censored porn. You don't actually get to see it. Just the silhouette.
#GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Shadows
Shadows
Something fun & dumb for Halloween. Normal guys taking a selfie. Being stalked by BIG scary 😱 monster cock outlines on the wall or floor. Along the lines of censored porn. You don't actually get to see it. Just the silhouette.
#GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Shadows
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
🚨NEW FETISH DROPPING🚨
Shadows
Something fun & dumb for Halloween. Normal guys taking a selfie. Being stalked by BIG scary 😱 monster cock outlines on the wall or floor. Along the lines of censored porn. You don't actually get to see it. Just the silhouette.
#GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Shadows
Shadows
Something fun & dumb for Halloween. Normal guys taking a selfie. Being stalked by BIG scary 😱 monster cock outlines on the wall or floor. Along the lines of censored porn. You don't actually get to see it. Just the silhouette.
#GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Shadows
Current Status: ~~~%$#@ SYSTEM OVERLOAD @#$/&*~~~
Processing... [||||||||||--------]
Output:
-CONSUME PORN-
Kernel Panic: [CPU 0] General Protection Fault
Stack Trace: 0xDEADBEEF 0xBADF00D
Attempting System Reboot..............game over
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #GoonGlitch #ConsumePorn
Processing... [||||||||||--------]
Output:
-CONSUME PORN-
Kernel Panic: [CPU 0] General Protection Fault
Stack Trace: 0xDEADBEEF 0xBADF00D
Attempting System Reboot..............game over
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #GoonGlitch #ConsumePorn
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Current Status: ~~~%$#@ SYSTEM OVERLOAD @#$/&*~~~
Processing... [||||||||||--------]
Output:
-CONSUME PORN-
Kernel Panic: [CPU 0] General Protection Fault
Stack Trace: 0xDEADBEEF 0xBADF00D
Attempting System Reboot..............game over
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #GoonGlitch #ConsumePorn
Processing... [||||||||||--------]
Output:
-CONSUME PORN-
Kernel Panic: [CPU 0] General Protection Fault
Stack Trace: 0xDEADBEEF 0xBADF00D
Attempting System Reboot..............game over
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #GoonGlitch #ConsumePorn
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I love hollowing out my pumpkin and filling him up with goodies
#GoonStoopid #Goonchats #CumDump #ButtSlut
#GoonStoopid #Goonchats #CumDump #ButtSlut
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love hollowing out my pumpkin and filling him up with goodies
#GoonStoopid #Goonchats #CumDump #ButtSlut
#GoonStoopid #Goonchats #CumDump #ButtSlut
We're all familiar with mouthguard gooning by now
But I'd love to see some of these GOON TOOLS incorporated into your future bate sessions
-Groucho Marx glasses with a BIG nose and mustache
-A red clown nose
-A GIANT penis mask complete with chin testicles
-Hypno goggles
#GoonStoopid #GoonTools
But I'd love to see some of these GOON TOOLS incorporated into your future bate sessions
-Groucho Marx glasses with a BIG nose and mustache
-A red clown nose
-A GIANT penis mask complete with chin testicles
-Hypno goggles
#GoonStoopid #GoonTools
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We're all familiar with mouthguard gooning by now
But I'd love to see some of these GOON TOOLS incorporated into your future bate sessions
-Groucho Marx glasses with a BIG nose and mustache
-A red clown nose
-A GIANT penis mask complete with chin testicles
-Hypno goggles
#GoonStoopid #GoonTools
But I'd love to see some of these GOON TOOLS incorporated into your future bate sessions
-Groucho Marx glasses with a BIG nose and mustache
-A red clown nose
-A GIANT penis mask complete with chin testicles
-Hypno goggles
#GoonStoopid #GoonTools
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM