sirley ☁️
@shedevilherself.bsky.social
lover of bad bitches and losers
she/her
she/her
can they renew already ??? #RenewTheAcolyte
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
can they renew already ??? #RenewTheAcolyte
hadn't thought about my ex for a long time and my brain was like "ha, you're gonna dream about him in a very good, positive way tonight. goodluck with your feelings tomorrow 🫶"
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hadn't thought about my ex for a long time and my brain was like "ha, you're gonna dream about him in a very good, positive way tonight. goodluck with your feelings tomorrow 🫶"
ive had alnst "blink gone" stuck in my head FOR WEEKS
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ive had alnst "blink gone" stuck in my head FOR WEEKS
man who ruined my early 20's: "i would love to see you again"
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
man who ruined my early 20's: "i would love to see you again"
i was walking and a girl just meowed at me i—??????
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i was walking and a girl just meowed at me i—??????
alien stage got hands
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
alien stage got hands
back at it again
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
back at it again
i may be shadowbanned on twt 🥴
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i may be shadowbanned on twt 🥴
like what's the point of posting cute selfies if my crush deactivated her ig acc and won't see them 💔
September 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
like what's the point of posting cute selfies if my crush deactivated her ig acc and won't see them 💔
shut his ass 🙂↕️
August 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
shut his ass 🙂↕️
had to work with children today and i hope the teachers get paid handsomely bc they're angels and these children are demons fr
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
had to work with children today and i hope the teachers get paid handsomely bc they're angels and these children are demons fr
a lady today asked me if i was single bc she wanted to introduce me to her nephew and i was like haha but ma'am, i like girls 😭😭
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a lady today asked me if i was single bc she wanted to introduce me to her nephew and i was like haha but ma'am, i like girls 😭😭
Reposted by sirley ☁️
My catchphrase for this year is “My tits are too big and my opinions are too correct to have to be dealing with this bullshit.”
June 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My catchphrase for this year is “My tits are too big and my opinions are too correct to have to be dealing with this bullshit.”
blueskiers saw it first
June 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
blueskiers saw it first
did some pr for a politician last year while knowing i would be paid months later and gods, just got the bank notification of said payment and politics money is the real deal
June 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
did some pr for a politician last year while knowing i would be paid months later and gods, just got the bank notification of said payment and politics money is the real deal
working on a weekend? wack. working on heritage weekend? absolutely fantastic. I've ridden the train in this museum like thrice, I've gotten many souvenirs and good coffee and fantastic contacts and stickers i love ittttt
May 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
working on a weekend? wack. working on heritage weekend? absolutely fantastic. I've ridden the train in this museum like thrice, I've gotten many souvenirs and good coffee and fantastic contacts and stickers i love ittttt
was added to the office group chat. they're organizing a late mother's day breakfast. all mothers and me. I LOVE WOMEN
May 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
was added to the office group chat. they're organizing a late mother's day breakfast. all mothers and me. I LOVE WOMEN
we have two dobermans who have never bitten anyone, stay in the house and the neighbors here are like "uhh violent dogs" but when their small dogs tear your clothes when you're walking on the ROAD it's just "they were just playing" istg small dogs owners are THE WORST
May 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
we have two dobermans who have never bitten anyone, stay in the house and the neighbors here are like "uhh violent dogs" but when their small dogs tear your clothes when you're walking on the ROAD it's just "they were just playing" istg small dogs owners are THE WORST
i love older women even more bc we we're getting a coffee today and i wasn't going to go bc i'm kinda new here and they just went "what are you doing, you're part of the group too, let's go"
i love older women bc i was at work and they brought hairstylists to celebrate mother's day and it was something just for moms but they started asking me about my non existent child in front of them just so i could get a free blowout. bless them
May 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i love older women even more bc we we're getting a coffee today and i wasn't going to go bc i'm kinda new here and they just went "what are you doing, you're part of the group too, let's go"
i was talking to my bff about my particularly bad period and she went "I had bad periods too but they stopped once i gave birth to [redacted]" GIRL I'M NOT HAVING A CHILD I WOULD RATHER BLEED AND THROW UP FROM THE PAIN
May 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i was talking to my bff about my particularly bad period and she went "I had bad periods too but they stopped once i gave birth to [redacted]" GIRL I'M NOT HAVING A CHILD I WOULD RATHER BLEED AND THROW UP FROM THE PAIN