Shaun Keen
@shaunkeen.bsky.social
Not sure if I'll end up using this for 🏳🌈 or 🔶 posting, but it beats Twitter!
Devon / Sheffield
Devon / Sheffield
Between the F1, Chelsea game, and trying to cook a roast, I need a massage and a large amount of compensation
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Between the F1, Chelsea game, and trying to cook a roast, I need a massage and a large amount of compensation
When my life flashes before my eyes, the time I've spent waiting in Boots Pharmacy will be the majority of it
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When my life flashes before my eyes, the time I've spent waiting in Boots Pharmacy will be the majority of it
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
Just completed the worst medication of all time, half an hour of goofing off, absolutely no sense of presence
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just completed the worst medication of all time, half an hour of goofing off, absolutely no sense of presence
Wait hold on I'm happy and have energy when the fuck did that happen
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wait hold on I'm happy and have energy when the fuck did that happen
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
Realised I can recreate the feeling of going out for a vape at work by getting myself a Pepperami Wideboy and eating it outside
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Realised I can recreate the feeling of going out for a vape at work by getting myself a Pepperami Wideboy and eating it outside
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'tis the season
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
'tis the season
Julian seems to think the way to stay on Strictly next year is to never wear a shirt (not mad)
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Julian seems to think the way to stay on Strictly next year is to never wear a shirt (not mad)
Finale tried to do some proper cinema and watched Bugonia, and guess what? It fuckin sucks ass, what a waste of everyone's time
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Finale tried to do some proper cinema and watched Bugonia, and guess what? It fuckin sucks ass, what a waste of everyone's time
University Challenge Cameron has absolutely enchanted me
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
University Challenge Cameron has absolutely enchanted me
Wanted to fuck every single person at the event yesterday and I fear it showed
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Wanted to fuck every single person at the event yesterday and I fear it showed
Say what you like about getting bladdered in a mead bar, I've had three orgasms this morning and tbh I'm not slowing down
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Say what you like about getting bladdered in a mead bar, I've had three orgasms this morning and tbh I'm not slowing down
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I want this man to hire a car with Ed Davey and go and just have a nice time around Britain
The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I want this man to hire a car with Ed Davey and go and just have a nice time around Britain
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Thursday! What a concept!
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
My hookup just cancelled and there's a 60% chance I'll sign myself off work tomorrow to mourn
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My hookup just cancelled and there's a 60% chance I'll sign myself off work tomorrow to mourn
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Memorizing this
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Memorizing this
I've been ill for the last few days (real ones know what that does to a sex drive), and woke up hornier than a drunk nun this morning 🥴
I'll be blunter - I'm seriously fucking horny
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I've been ill for the last few days (real ones know what that does to a sex drive), and woke up hornier than a drunk nun this morning 🥴
My bullshit potential is remarkably high rn
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My bullshit potential is remarkably high rn
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
- Celeriac
- Allelujah
- Uptown Girl
- Celeriac
- Allelujah
- Uptown Girl
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
- wasabi/ anything with wasabi
- Ali G Indahouse
- Blurred Lines*
- wasabi/ anything with wasabi
- Ali G Indahouse
- Blurred Lines*
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
Peanuts
La La Land
Imagine - John Lennon
Peanuts
La La Land
Imagine - John Lennon
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
- Celeriac
- Allelujah
- Uptown Girl
- Celeriac
- Allelujah
- Uptown Girl
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Thursday! What a concept!
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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October 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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Been back to work for four hours and already need more nicotine than exists on earth
October 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Been back to work for four hours and already need more nicotine than exists on earth
Moaned a lil bit in Lewis Cope's dance, ngl
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Moaned a lil bit in Lewis Cope's dance, ngl