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Shaun Keen
@shaunkeen.bsky.social
Not sure if I'll end up using this for 🏳‍🌈 or 🔶 posting, but it beats Twitter!

Devon / Sheffield
Between the F1, Chelsea game, and trying to cook a roast, I need a massage and a large amount of compensation
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When my life flashes before my eyes, the time I've spent waiting in Boots Pharmacy will be the majority of it
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just completed the worst medication of all time, half an hour of goofing off, absolutely no sense of presence
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wait hold on I'm happy and have energy when the fuck did that happen
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Realised I can recreate the feeling of going out for a vape at work by getting myself a Pepperami Wideboy and eating it outside
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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'tis the season
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Julian seems to think the way to stay on Strictly next year is to never wear a shirt (not mad)
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Finale tried to do some proper cinema and watched Bugonia, and guess what? It fuckin sucks ass, what a waste of everyone's time
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
University Challenge Cameron has absolutely enchanted me
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wanted to fuck every single person at the event yesterday and I fear it showed
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Say what you like about getting bladdered in a mead bar, I've had three orgasms this morning and tbh I'm not slowing down
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I want this man to hire a car with Ed Davey and go and just have a nice time around Britain
The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Thursday! What a concept!
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My hookup just cancelled and there's a 60% chance I'll sign myself off work tomorrow to mourn
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Memorizing this
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I've been ill for the last few days (real ones know what that does to a sex drive), and woke up hornier than a drunk nun this morning 🥴
I'll be blunter - I'm seriously fucking horny
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My bullshit potential is remarkably high rn
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

- Celeriac
- Allelujah
- Uptown Girl
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

- wasabi/ anything with wasabi
- Ali G Indahouse
- Blurred Lines*
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Peanuts
La La Land
Imagine - John Lennon
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Thursday! What a concept!
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou

(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)

🧵
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Been back to work for four hours and already need more nicotine than exists on earth
October 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Moaned a lil bit in Lewis Cope's dance, ngl
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM