Shane Almgren
@shanealmgren.substack.com
Author, speaker, entrepreneur, musician, comedian, storyteller, endless purveyor of nonsense and practical jokes with a propensity for incarceration. Banned for life from the Nashville zoo.
VENEZUELA AND THE TECHNOCRATS
Making Sense of MAGA's Threats Against Venezuela, Greenland, Canada and Beyond
Making Sense of MAGA's Threats Against Venezuela, Greenland, Canada and Beyond
Venezuela and the Technocrats
Making Sense of MAGA's Threats Against Venezuela, Greenland, Canada and Beyond
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January 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
VENEZUELA AND THE TECHNOCRATS
Making Sense of MAGA's Threats Against Venezuela, Greenland, Canada and Beyond
Making Sense of MAGA's Threats Against Venezuela, Greenland, Canada and Beyond
I think it’s time to stop pretending that America isn’t one of the most corrupt nations on earth.
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I think it’s time to stop pretending that America isn’t one of the most corrupt nations on earth.
The Department of Justice was required to submit the written justification for any redactions to Congress by January 3, 2026.
Sure hope nothing else newsworthy was on the docket that day.
Sure hope nothing else newsworthy was on the docket that day.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Department of Justice was required to submit the written justification for any redactions to Congress by January 3, 2026.
Sure hope nothing else newsworthy was on the docket that day.
Sure hope nothing else newsworthy was on the docket that day.
Who remembers this little gem?
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Who remembers this little gem?
No lies detected here.
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No lies detected here.
HEALTHCARE 101
Why Donald Trump’s Healthcare “Plan” Is A Slap in the Face to America
by Shane Almgren
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Why Donald Trump’s Healthcare “Plan” Is A Slap in the Face to America
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HEALTHCARE 101
Why Donald Trump’s Healthcare “Plan” Is A Slap in the Face to America
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December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
HEALTHCARE 101
Why Donald Trump’s Healthcare “Plan” Is A Slap in the Face to America
by Shane Almgren
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Why Donald Trump’s Healthcare “Plan” Is A Slap in the Face to America
by Shane Almgren
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From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
shanealmgren.substack.com/p/from-russi...
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
shanealmgren.substack.com/p/from-russi...
In today's edition of I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
Trump Wine, cider piles up in US military facilities
Trump-branded wine and cider are now available for purchase tax-free at Coast Guard exchanges, marking a new phase in the Trump Organization's monetization efforts. This expansion follows previous sal...
economictimes.indiatimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In today's edition of I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
BREAKING: The Senate has reached a tentative deal to reopen the government. It'll still need to pass in the House to go through.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Senate advances plan to end historic shutdown in bipartisan breakthrough
The framework lawmakers agreed to Sunday night would not guarantee an extension of the expiring Affordable Care Act tax credits.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
BREAKING: The Senate has reached a tentative deal to reopen the government. It'll still need to pass in the House to go through.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Define IRONY: The man who coined the term "Sleepy Joe" peacefully napping in his office chair...behind the Resolute Desk...in the Oval Office...IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Define IRONY: The man who coined the term "Sleepy Joe" peacefully napping in his office chair...behind the Resolute Desk...in the Oval Office...IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
It Was Equal Parts Embarrassing, Terrifying, and Incoherent Nonsense
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October 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
The GOP’s “official talking point” about the government shutdown is that it’s all the Democrats’ fault for insisting on giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants, which has never been a thing.
October 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The GOP’s “official talking point” about the government shutdown is that it’s all the Democrats’ fault for insisting on giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants, which has never been a thing.
CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is the MLK of our time! He deserves statues, and parades, and memorials!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is the MLK of our time! He deserves statues, and parades, and memorials!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
It’s almost impressive how fast the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” crowd scraps this mantra the instant it’s THEIR feelings getting butthurt.
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s almost impressive how fast the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” crowd scraps this mantra the instant it’s THEIR feelings getting butthurt.
I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now?
September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now?
GASLIGHTING, SELECTIVE OUTRAGE & THE INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRISY OF THE RIGHT
by Shane Almgren
by Shane Almgren
Gaslighting, Selective Outrage & the Insufferable Hypocrisy of the Right
Reactions to Charlie Kirk Spotlight the Right's Disingenuousness
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September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GASLIGHTING, SELECTIVE OUTRAGE & THE INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRISY OF THE RIGHT
by Shane Almgren
by Shane Almgren
Anyone besides me find it baffling that colleges are no longer allowed to consider race for admissions, but SCOTUS just ruled that cops and ICE are allowed to consider race as a viable means to detain people without any other probable cause?
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Anyone besides me find it baffling that colleges are no longer allowed to consider race for admissions, but SCOTUS just ruled that cops and ICE are allowed to consider race as a viable means to detain people without any other probable cause?
I guess we’re just pro war crimes now?
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I guess we’re just pro war crimes now?
The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city.
September 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city.
BREAKING: Trump to sign Executive Order tomorrow renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
BREAKING: Trump to sign Executive Order tomorrow renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War.