Shane Almgren
@shanealmgren.substack.com
Author, speaker, entrepreneur, musician, comedian, storyteller, endless purveyor of nonsense and practical jokes with a propensity for incarceration. Banned for life from the Nashville zoo.
From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
From Russia with Love (?)
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
shanealmgren.substack.com/p/from-russi...
Someone in the Trump Administration is Working for the Other Side
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In today's edition of I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
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The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
Trump Wine, cider piles up in US military facilities
Trump-branded wine and cider are now available for purchase tax-free at Coast Guard exchanges, marking a new phase in the Trump Organization's monetization efforts. This expansion follows previous sal...
economictimes.indiatimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In today's edition of I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
The Notorious P.I.G. is now selling his own Trump wine and cider at military bases.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
BREAKING: The Senate has reached a tentative deal to reopen the government. It'll still need to pass in the House to go through.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate advances plan to end historic shutdown in bipartisan breakthrough
The framework lawmakers agreed to Sunday night would not guarantee an extension of the expiring Affordable Care Act tax credits.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
BREAKING: The Senate has reached a tentative deal to reopen the government. It'll still need to pass in the House to go through.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Define IRONY: The man who coined the term "Sleepy Joe" peacefully napping in his office chair...behind the Resolute Desk...in the Oval Office...IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Define IRONY: The man who coined the term "Sleepy Joe" peacefully napping in his office chair...behind the Resolute Desk...in the Oval Office...IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
It Was Equal Parts Embarrassing, Terrifying, and Incoherent Nonsense
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October 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.
The GOP’s “official talking point” about the government shutdown is that it’s all the Democrats’ fault for insisting on giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants, which has never been a thing.
October 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The GOP’s “official talking point” about the government shutdown is that it’s all the Democrats’ fault for insisting on giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants, which has never been a thing.
CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is the MLK of our time! He deserves statues, and parades, and memorials!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is the MLK of our time! He deserves statues, and parades, and memorials!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!
It’s almost impressive how fast the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” crowd scraps this mantra the instant it’s THEIR feelings getting butthurt.
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s almost impressive how fast the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” crowd scraps this mantra the instant it’s THEIR feelings getting butthurt.
I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now?
September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now?
GASLIGHTING, SELECTIVE OUTRAGE & THE INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRISY OF THE RIGHT
by Shane Almgren
by Shane Almgren
Gaslighting, Selective Outrage & the Insufferable Hypocrisy of the Right
Reactions to Charlie Kirk Spotlight the Right's Disingenuousness
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September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GASLIGHTING, SELECTIVE OUTRAGE & THE INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRISY OF THE RIGHT
by Shane Almgren
by Shane Almgren
Anyone besides me find it baffling that colleges are no longer allowed to consider race for admissions, but SCOTUS just ruled that cops and ICE are allowed to consider race as a viable means to detain people without any other probable cause?
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Anyone besides me find it baffling that colleges are no longer allowed to consider race for admissions, but SCOTUS just ruled that cops and ICE are allowed to consider race as a viable means to detain people without any other probable cause?
I guess we’re just pro war crimes now?
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I guess we’re just pro war crimes now?
The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city.
September 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city.
BREAKING: Trump to sign Executive Order tomorrow renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
BREAKING: Trump to sign Executive Order tomorrow renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
Who woulda ever in a million years thunk that Speaker Moses Mike was covering for a wealthy donor?!?
September 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Who woulda ever in a million years thunk that Speaker Moses Mike was covering for a wealthy donor?!?
BREAKING: Washington DC just sued the Trump Administration over "illegal deployment of National Guard" to their city.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Washington DC sues Trump administration over National Guard deployment
Trump has deployed hundreds of troops, some armed, as part of a crackdown on crime and homelessness in the US capital.
www.bbc.com
September 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
BREAKING: Washington DC just sued the Trump Administration over "illegal deployment of National Guard" to their city.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Your president*, ladies and gents:
“As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!”
“As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!”
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Your president*, ladies and gents:
“As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!”
“As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!”
BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee just released 33,000 pages of Epstein files!
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
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Jeffrey Epstein files released by House panel include court documents, videos, flight records — live updates
A House committee on Tuesday released more than 33,000 pages of Justice Department documents from the federal investigation into the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www.cbsnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee just released 33,000 pages of Epstein files!
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
BREAKING: Trump just held a major press conference to announce that…he’s moving Space Command from Colorado to Alabama.
Um…cool?
Um…cool?
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BREAKING: Trump just held a major press conference to announce that…he’s moving Space Command from Colorado to Alabama.
Um…cool?
Um…cool?
For the record, the U.S. has so far taken in about $136 BILLION from tariffs, which I supposed is better than nothing.
Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs?
Don't all raise your hands at once.
Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs?
Don't all raise your hands at once.
August 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For the record, the U.S. has so far taken in about $136 BILLION from tariffs, which I supposed is better than nothing.
Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs?
Don't all raise your hands at once.
Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs?
Don't all raise your hands at once.
Here's what Trump was doing with his Saturday: posting AI pictures of himself on social media.
Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs.
Judge Dread he is not.
Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs.
Judge Dread he is not.
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Here's what Trump was doing with his Saturday: posting AI pictures of himself on social media.
Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs.
Judge Dread he is not.
Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs.
Judge Dread he is not.