ShamekaWrites
@shamekawrites.bsky.social
Queen of Fat Girl Romance. Heavyweight… literally. Oxford comma Supporter. Em Dash Enthusiast. Your Favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer.
No. Never. 🤢
Yall have your ringers on????
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No. Never. 🤢
You know… we don’t have to put everything bagel seasoning on ALL the food.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You know… we don’t have to put everything bagel seasoning on ALL the food.
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
Hey. Hi. Can any of my fine ass fat friends tell me if they ever tried Snag Tights or Sock Dreams for hosiery?
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hey. Hi. Can any of my fine ass fat friends tell me if they ever tried Snag Tights or Sock Dreams for hosiery?
Two boyfriends who are also boyfriends, books, money for books, pretty stockings and a comfy hotel room to have a 24-hour readathon with my best friend.
What y’all want for Christmas?
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Two boyfriends who are also boyfriends, books, money for books, pretty stockings and a comfy hotel room to have a 24-hour readathon with my best friend.
Who tf is Leonard??? I ain’t never heard that 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Who tf is Leonard??? I ain’t never heard that 😂
You know what I wish they would bottle? The Wendy’s honey mustard.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know what I wish they would bottle? The Wendy’s honey mustard.
I need a really good car vacuum. What do yall use? Or do you just go to the machines at the gas station?
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I need a really good car vacuum. What do yall use? Or do you just go to the machines at the gas station?
Baby, you gotta pass out next time
I had to apologize to a man. I want to throw up!
a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
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November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Baby, you gotta pass out next time
Exactly this. That’s what I want. My very own Vino and Bash. Or my very own Damani and Adrian. Whichever.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Exactly this. That’s what I want. My very own Vino and Bash. Or my very own Damani and Adrian. Whichever.
If you're interested, Planned Parenthood is doing some virtual training sessions to combat misinformation about women's health as we think about midterm elections next year. The first one is about abortion:
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Abortion 101
click.ngpvan.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you're interested, Planned Parenthood is doing some virtual training sessions to combat misinformation about women's health as we think about midterm elections next year. The first one is about abortion:
click.ngpvan.com/k/118738876/...
click.ngpvan.com/k/118738876/...
Make sure you follow it with, “don’t get up, I got it.”
Gents, tell her “no.”
She likes it.
She likes it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Make sure you follow it with, “don’t get up, I got it.”
Today is the two-year anniversary of my gran’s death. And I have felt adrift every day since. Because where do I belong, if not with her? Whose am I, without her to claim me? I don’t have regrets when it comes to her, bc I made sure there was nothing unsaid, but every day I wish I could say more.
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Today is the two-year anniversary of my gran’s death. And I have felt adrift every day since. Because where do I belong, if not with her? Whose am I, without her to claim me? I don’t have regrets when it comes to her, bc I made sure there was nothing unsaid, but every day I wish I could say more.
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Happy Audio Book Release of Farrah Rochon's A Forever Kind of Love
Book Release November 4, 2025
Book Release November 4, 2025
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Audio Book Release of Farrah Rochon's A Forever Kind of Love
Book Release November 4, 2025
Book Release November 4, 2025
Not the Cowboys losing… this day keeps getting better and better
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not the Cowboys losing… this day keeps getting better and better
If the Eagles get another Jaelan, I swear… 😂😂😂
How many Jalens (insert every spelling variation here) have we had at this point? 😂
How many Jalens (insert every spelling variation here) have we had at this point? 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If the Eagles get another Jaelan, I swear… 😂😂😂
How many Jalens (insert every spelling variation here) have we had at this point? 😂
How many Jalens (insert every spelling variation here) have we had at this point? 😂
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Shut the fuck up Cris Collinsworth and Reggie Miller wherever you are
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shut the fuck up Cris Collinsworth and Reggie Miller wherever you are
I just prepped some breakfast sandwiches for this week. Look at me, adulting.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just prepped some breakfast sandwiches for this week. Look at me, adulting.
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Hello. I’m gonna air out my apartment a bit today since it’s nice.
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hello. I’m gonna air out my apartment a bit today since it’s nice.
When she got in her face and said, “For all I know, you are lying right now. GO TO BED!!!””
I. Swear. I flinched.
I. Swear. I flinched.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When she got in her face and said, “For all I know, you are lying right now. GO TO BED!!!””
I. Swear. I flinched.
I. Swear. I flinched.
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He said “get in the field, in jesus’ name.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
He said “get in the field, in jesus’ name.”
Are any of y’all’s babies gonna be something fun for Halloween like a taco or a potato or a tiny Winnie the Pooh???
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Are any of y’all’s babies gonna be something fun for Halloween like a taco or a potato or a tiny Winnie the Pooh???
I was outside, slinging books, lol.
I tabled at five book events this year.
I tabled at five book events this year.
We have 63 Days left in 2025…. Say something you’re proud of or accomplished this year
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was outside, slinging books, lol.
I tabled at five book events this year.
I tabled at five book events this year.
It’s better that way.
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s better that way.