Shafto
@shafto.bsky.social
shit jokes I need to get out of my brain at 4am
very strange enchanted boy
hypervigilante 🏴
very strange enchanted boy
hypervigilante 🏴
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Well that's Masks of Gold Tithes of Blood as well as the sale on the Abbadon Core Book now live on my website! Check it out here! over 20% off the hardback and 50% off the PDF!
losthavenart.com/product/abba...
#ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity
losthavenart.com/product/abba...
#ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Well that's Masks of Gold Tithes of Blood as well as the sale on the Abbadon Core Book now live on my website! Check it out here! over 20% off the hardback and 50% off the PDF!
losthavenart.com/product/abba...
#ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity
losthavenart.com/product/abba...
#ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity
The fact I'm ranked 207th in the world at #Sektori Gates mode is a sign that not enough people have bought or are playing Sektori.
Thank you @gimblll.com for this amazing game that hits me right in my Geometry Wars.
Thank you @gimblll.com for this amazing game that hits me right in my Geometry Wars.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The fact I'm ranked 207th in the world at #Sektori Gates mode is a sign that not enough people have bought or are playing Sektori.
Thank you @gimblll.com for this amazing game that hits me right in my Geometry Wars.
Thank you @gimblll.com for this amazing game that hits me right in my Geometry Wars.
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Get it here www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.teepublic.com/user/funny-a...
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Get it here www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.teepublic.com/user/funny-a...
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Steam Machine? GabeCube?
Nah.
The Orange Box.
Nah.
The Orange Box.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Steam Machine? GabeCube?
Nah.
The Orange Box.
Nah.
The Orange Box.
Just went to open the blinds up a bit because it was so dark.
The blinds were already fully open.
The blinds were already fully open.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just went to open the blinds up a bit because it was so dark.
The blinds were already fully open.
The blinds were already fully open.
Does a small soup, a panini and a KitKat (4 fingers) technically count as a 3-course meal?
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Does a small soup, a panini and a KitKat (4 fingers) technically count as a 3-course meal?
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We’re just innocent men
Why do attempted arsonists get fun little gentle names like 'firebug'?
Imagine we did the same for other crimes:
"Man set upon by assaultgoblin..."
"Pair of stealpanthers caught in attempted robbery..."
"Man left with 6-inch gauge in skull by murdermongoose..."
Imagine we did the same for other crimes:
"Man set upon by assaultgoblin..."
"Pair of stealpanthers caught in attempted robbery..."
"Man left with 6-inch gauge in skull by murdermongoose..."
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why do attempted arsonists get fun little gentle names like 'firebug'?
Imagine we did the same for other crimes:
"Man set upon by assaultgoblin..."
"Pair of stealpanthers caught in attempted robbery..."
"Man left with 6-inch gauge in skull by murdermongoose..."
Imagine we did the same for other crimes:
"Man set upon by assaultgoblin..."
"Pair of stealpanthers caught in attempted robbery..."
"Man left with 6-inch gauge in skull by murdermongoose..."
I just realised, with great despair, that Trump will be hoping to put out a sequel book called 'The Art of the Peace Deal'.
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just realised, with great despair, that Trump will be hoping to put out a sequel book called 'The Art of the Peace Deal'.
Journey is still such an absolute triumph of a game.
Perfect for a Sunday night "I want to do play something but survival horror's not really the vibe" night cap.
And of course, a special mention to the score by @awintory.bsky.social.
💖to 'Sword of the Sea' and @thatskygame.bsky.social
Perfect for a Sunday night "I want to do play something but survival horror's not really the vibe" night cap.
And of course, a special mention to the score by @awintory.bsky.social.
💖to 'Sword of the Sea' and @thatskygame.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Journey is still such an absolute triumph of a game.
Perfect for a Sunday night "I want to do play something but survival horror's not really the vibe" night cap.
And of course, a special mention to the score by @awintory.bsky.social.
💖to 'Sword of the Sea' and @thatskygame.bsky.social
Perfect for a Sunday night "I want to do play something but survival horror's not really the vibe" night cap.
And of course, a special mention to the score by @awintory.bsky.social.
💖to 'Sword of the Sea' and @thatskygame.bsky.social
Just discovered that it is actually possible to hit yourself with a Blue Shell in Mario Kart World.
Grabbed one, somehow got to 1st place, fired it on instinct, and bam, the ultimate own goal.
I've the Blue Shell Blues.
Grabbed one, somehow got to 1st place, fired it on instinct, and bam, the ultimate own goal.
I've the Blue Shell Blues.
a man with a beard wearing a green hat is playing a video game with the number 1st in the background
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a green hat is playing a video game with the number 1st in the background
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October 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just discovered that it is actually possible to hit yourself with a Blue Shell in Mario Kart World.
Grabbed one, somehow got to 1st place, fired it on instinct, and bam, the ultimate own goal.
I've the Blue Shell Blues.
Grabbed one, somehow got to 1st place, fired it on instinct, and bam, the ultimate own goal.
I've the Blue Shell Blues.
The simulated rainy season begins
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The simulated rainy season begins
Fairly convinced 99% of my microplastic intake will be from bits of black pudding cooked in the plastic wrapping.
September 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Fairly convinced 99% of my microplastic intake will be from bits of black pudding cooked in the plastic wrapping.
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Best Silksong character.
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Best Silksong character.
In my game tonight of Dungeons and Doughnuts, a player called upon the Deity that "decides who's the best at things like arguments on the internet".
The name we gave this deity you ask?
'Um-Actualese'
The name we gave this deity you ask?
'Um-Actualese'
September 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In my game tonight of Dungeons and Doughnuts, a player called upon the Deity that "decides who's the best at things like arguments on the internet".
The name we gave this deity you ask?
'Um-Actualese'
The name we gave this deity you ask?
'Um-Actualese'
Took the last day of the school holidays off work so I could spend time with my kids, enjoying the last of the summer whine.
August 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Took the last day of the school holidays off work so I could spend time with my kids, enjoying the last of the summer whine.
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Oops, all games! The Adventures of Elliot, Rematch, Mario Paint, Lunar 2, Earthion, Shin-Chan Summer Vacation, Shinobi, Ninja Gaiden, Dyson Sphere Program (the game, not the vacuum), and news! 8-4.jp/podcasts/202...
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Oops, all games! The Adventures of Elliot, Rematch, Mario Paint, Lunar 2, Earthion, Shin-Chan Summer Vacation, Shinobi, Ninja Gaiden, Dyson Sphere Program (the game, not the vacuum), and news! 8-4.jp/podcasts/202...
I don't know why I'd never tried it before, but ANC headphones are an absolute game changer.
It literally feels like turning the volume down on life. Adjusting the equaliser volume down on the frequencies marked 'annoying'.
And that's the story of how I started calling myself 'The Equaliser'.
It literally feels like turning the volume down on life. Adjusting the equaliser volume down on the frequencies marked 'annoying'.
And that's the story of how I started calling myself 'The Equaliser'.
August 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I don't know why I'd never tried it before, but ANC headphones are an absolute game changer.
It literally feels like turning the volume down on life. Adjusting the equaliser volume down on the frequencies marked 'annoying'.
And that's the story of how I started calling myself 'The Equaliser'.
It literally feels like turning the volume down on life. Adjusting the equaliser volume down on the frequencies marked 'annoying'.
And that's the story of how I started calling myself 'The Equaliser'.
Shit kids say while playing Grounded 2:
"You're my ACTUAL brother, but not my brother in Christ..."
"You're my ACTUAL brother, but not my brother in Christ..."
August 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Shit kids say while playing Grounded 2:
"You're my ACTUAL brother, but not my brother in Christ..."
"You're my ACTUAL brother, but not my brother in Christ..."
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are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
July 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
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I went and did it! WildSpace is live and ready for anthro pilots who want space western adventure. Custom star fighters, faction politics, and frontier exploration using simple d6 mechanics. losthavengames.itch.... #WildSpace #ttrpg
July 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I went and did it! WildSpace is live and ready for anthro pilots who want space western adventure. Custom star fighters, faction politics, and frontier exploration using simple d6 mechanics. losthavengames.itch.... #WildSpace #ttrpg
July 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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General Pepper Refuses To Make Star Fox Team Full-time Employees - Palette Swap
Despite their importance to the Cornerian Defense Force, General Pepper insists that the Star Fox squad will remain freelance contractors.
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July 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Yesterday it was boiling, today it's pouring.
My internal temperature control system has the weather equivalent of jet lag.
Wet lag?
My internal temperature control system has the weather equivalent of jet lag.
Wet lag?
July 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Yesterday it was boiling, today it's pouring.
My internal temperature control system has the weather equivalent of jet lag.
Wet lag?
My internal temperature control system has the weather equivalent of jet lag.
Wet lag?