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Meet cute or cute meat- /
charming first encounter or- /
good looking rib-eye? /
#haiku
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Job security-/
Jujubees and Tootsie Rolls-/
Contrived by dentists./
#haiku #candy #teeth #dentist
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Steadily dripping- /
Inexorable march of- /
money down your drain.../
#haiku #leakytoilet
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The biggest moments-/
When the chips are on the line-/
Max the Warrior! /
#haiku #maxscherzer #torontobluejays
October 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Acts like a bully-/
or acts like an idiot-/
the Reign of Error-/
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Acts like a bully-/
or acts like an idiot-/
trump’s Reign of Error. /
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tony said it once-/
And he'll say it all season-/
It is the BULLPEN!/
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's not semantics-/
It is gross incompetence-/
The Reign of Error-/
March 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Downplaying stupid-/
Seems to be the trump playbook-/
The Reign of Error. /
March 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Forrest had it right-/
Stupid is as stupid does-/
The Reign of Error-/
#haiku #hegsethresign #reignoferror #yemen
March 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“accidentally” /
I think the word their looking-/
for is “stupidly” /
#haiku #HegsethMustResign #HegsethResign #hegseth #idiot #stupid #Dangerous
March 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’m rhyming like Gluck-/
Hope my bracket doesn’t suck-/
No Longwood, oh f$ck…../
#haiku #NCAABasketball @whoisgreggarcia.bsky.social #greggarcia
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Devastating right-/
and a helluva salesman./
RIP Big George…/
#haiku #ripgeorgeforeman
March 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Capitulation-/
by Columbia is death-/
by a thousand cuts…./
#haiku #academicfreedom #ColumbiaUniversity #intellectualfreedom
March 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
A caregiver tip-/
You may never be closer-/
to your family./
#haiku #caregiving
March 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A caregiver tip-/
Sometimes airport personnel-/
may recognize you. /
#haiku #caregiving #MEM #DCA
March 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
When there's Parkinson's-/
on both my Mom's and Pop's side-/
Future seems unsure..../
#haiku #Parkinsonsdisease
March 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A caregiver tip-/
Physical decline is hard-/
Mental is brutal. /
#haiku #caregiving #hospiceathome
March 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can pick my nose-/
and peck of pickled peppers-/
I can’t pick brackets…./
#haiku #NCAATournament
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What trump does to Vets-/
Is a shameless betrayal-/
The Reign of Error./
#reignoferror #haiku #army #navy #marines #airforce
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Race that eats it's young-/
Torturing runners right now! /
Barkley Marathons! /
#haiku #frozenheadstatepark #bm100
March 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A caregiver tip-/
Treat yourself to a donut-/
It's the little things..../
#haiku #caregiving #hospice
March 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You can analyze-/
You can listen to experts-/
I roll with Phil’s Mom!/
#haiku #irollwithphilsmom #ncaabasketball
March 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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benjalord.bsky.social Benjamin Lord @benjalord.bsky.social · Mar 18
Dungeons & Dragons--every Saturday morning.
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A caregiver tip-/
unexpected trips can be-/
a regular thing..../
#haiku #caregiving
March 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM