The Human Thing
@shademan.bsky.social
spaghetto is the singular form of the plural spaghetti
Pinned
I’m not making an account on another thing so this has to pan out I’ll just read books and shit.
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I’m not making an account on another thing so this has to pan out I’ll just read books and shit.
Average potential trajectory of basically any regular customer at a Midwestern gas station.
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Average potential trajectory of basically any regular customer at a Midwestern gas station.
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uh yeah, there is *no* moral line I will not cross for money and that makes me a "bad" person????
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
uh yeah, there is *no* moral line I will not cross for money and that makes me a "bad" person????
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Damn the cool zone is *not* cool
June 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Damn the cool zone is *not* cool
Man I’m sorry if you are talking about going “back to brunch” at this point please stfu
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Man I’m sorry if you are talking about going “back to brunch” at this point please stfu
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WOKE II
“Minnesota Vikings radio broadcaster taking leave of absence after mocking ICE protestors.”
“On Monday, Paul Allen apologized for what he called a ‘cheap one-liner’ in which he called protestors ‘paid’ and wondered aloud if they would get ‘hazard pay’ to be out in inclement weather.”
“On Monday, Paul Allen apologized for what he called a ‘cheap one-liner’ in which he called protestors ‘paid’ and wondered aloud if they would get ‘hazard pay’ to be out in inclement weather.”
Minnesota Vikings Radio Broadcaster Taking Leave of Absence After Mocking ICE Protestors
A Minnesota sports radio personality is apologizing and taking a leave of absence, he announced Monday, Jan. 26, after he called into question the intentions of ICE protestors in Minneapolis.
people.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
WOKE II
Shoveling, Actual sweat icicle lmao
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Shoveling, Actual sweat icicle lmao
Seems relevant
Dumb guy realizes he's stupid and was tricked by bad actors, okay, sure, I am sympathetic. The bad actors shouldn't have tricked him. But also, guy's still dumb, fundamentally.
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Seems relevant
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just got home from spaghetti club, going to throw on the 24 hour spaghetti network and go on facebook to argue with people who don't like spaghetti, while, of course, wearing my spaghetti costume.
September 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
just got home from spaghetti club, going to throw on the 24 hour spaghetti network and go on facebook to argue with people who don't like spaghetti, while, of course, wearing my spaghetti costume.
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This is what Kermit the frog would look like if he was a guy.
December 29, 2024 at 4:31 AM
This is what Kermit the frog would look like if he was a guy.
My wife deleted TikTok because of the Ellison stuff and is now a redditor. Redditor wife.
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My wife deleted TikTok because of the Ellison stuff and is now a redditor. Redditor wife.
I rewatched the Lion King today for what must have been the first time since I was like 6 or 7 and I definitely had no idea what was happening in that movie when I was kid.
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I rewatched the Lion King today for what must have been the first time since I was like 6 or 7 and I definitely had no idea what was happening in that movie when I was kid.
Ham Gravy chilling with his girlfriend Olive and the new guy on the scene, I'm sure they're all gonna be good pals and have adventures together for a long time. 😊
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Ham Gravy chilling with his girlfriend Olive and the new guy on the scene, I'm sure they're all gonna be good pals and have adventures together for a long time. 😊
Way more inclined to keep up with Dragon Ball if it's just going to be a series of trips to the theater now. Had a fun time at Super Hero.
‘DRAGON BALL SUPER: THE GALACTIC PATROL’ has been announced.
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Way more inclined to keep up with Dragon Ball if it's just going to be a series of trips to the theater now. Had a fun time at Super Hero.
Jesus christ dude.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Jesus christ dude.
Guy Fieri is Unc 😔
Guy Fieri debuts shocking ‘new look’ while celebrating 58th birthday
Guy Fieri debuts shocking ‘new look’ while celebrating 58th birthday
The Food Network star shared a video of his new look for his 58th birthday this week.
www.fox8live.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Guy Fieri is Unc 😔
Every night after we go to bed I hear the cat jump off the kitchen counter to the ground and the fact that she thinks we don't know PISSES ME OFF.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Every night after we go to bed I hear the cat jump off the kitchen counter to the ground and the fact that she thinks we don't know PISSES ME OFF.
Gif - "Jiff"
Jif - "Jeef"
Jiff - "Jiff"
Don't ask me why.
Jif - "Jeef"
Jiff - "Jiff"
Don't ask me why.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Gif - "Jiff"
Jif - "Jeef"
Jiff - "Jiff"
Don't ask me why.
Jif - "Jeef"
Jiff - "Jiff"
Don't ask me why.
Regular Mario
Chris Pratt teases surprise characters for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie https://nintendoeverything.com/chris-pratt-teases-surprise-characters-for-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Regular Mario
My new technology is GOING to ruin your life, it's INEVITIBLE that it is going to ruin your life, better start learning to use it the ruinous effect it will have on your life otherwise (and even if you do!) is imminent-- hey why the fuck do you hate my new technology so much!?!?!?
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My new technology is GOING to ruin your life, it's INEVITIBLE that it is going to ruin your life, better start learning to use it the ruinous effect it will have on your life otherwise (and even if you do!) is imminent-- hey why the fuck do you hate my new technology so much!?!?!?
The Cartman Shuffle Viral TikTok trend.
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
The Cartman Shuffle Viral TikTok trend.
Prrase np meet toping ma'am
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Prrase np meet toping ma'am
Huge savings holy shit.
60 Slot Refrigerated Snack Vending Machine is $721.77 on Amazon: amzn.to/49KOsK1 #ad
Down from $5,819.00
Down from $5,819.00
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Huge savings holy shit.