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spaghetto is the singular form of the plural spaghetti
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nothing feels better than choosing a stadium perfectly suited to your air ride machine's specialties
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm always curious about the aliens question and whether it's "aliens out there SOMEWHERE," or, "aliens on earth."
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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For the company King's Hawaiian it's more like Black Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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For the conpany King's Hawaiian it's more like Black Thursday.
November 26, 2024 at 11:51 PM
For the company King's Hawaiian it's more like Black Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bowling alleys probably in the top 5 places to just hang out.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kind of an obscure one here but Super Mario Bros 2 was originally a game called Doki Doki Panic.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Love, love me, Doo
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, please, please
Love me, Doo.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Already got my take on this in the can lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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[World collapsing around me] "told ya so"
January 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tapping. The. Sign.
I've noticed that when people ask "is that / this good?" The answer is usually no.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Kirby Air Riders fun
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I've asked in the past what Archie could be after Riverdale hung the entire brand on unexpectedly contrasting the wholesome image of the cast against edgy violence and sex and it seems like the answer is just that, to diminishing returns, forever.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The only people I know still following GoT shit are my elderly right wing relatives who are also losing their minds over like Yellowstone and land man.
George R.R. Martin confirms there are 'Game of Thrones' sequel projects in the works ⚔️

(via Los7Reinos)
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What can you expect....

With that damn cheeto in da Whitehouse.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Myself, from orbit.
I love looking at my own posts and chuckling gently and then reposting them to no new engagement.
August 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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My wife has been teaching our cat to hop thru a hoop.
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Me texting any family member over the last few months: "Yeah so pretty much just waiting to find out if my life is ruined haha"

Them: 🤞
October 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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[Wistfully] "I remember going to the store."
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The two nicest things i own (computer / record player) got fried by a power surge during an electrical storm and now I get to try to get our homeowners insurance to replace them at the cost a $1500 deductible. Also the cosmetic damage.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM