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Ginger (post holiday)
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Minneapolis (ish) based food and scotch guy.
ESPN with the hard hitting analysis.
February 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Well it’s 34 degrees out, time to wear shorts and a hoodie.

-Every single high school boy
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Every day we stray a little farther from God’s light.
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
High schooler who cannot go to college fast enough update:

The girl group has discovered Euphoria (the TV show)

I have been informed that I placed 3rd in the ‘Cal ratings’ and my 17 year old is actually giving me tips on how to be more attractive. Apparently my skin care routine could be better.
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Ok now that it’s the morning after, yesterday’s Super Bowl MVP was clearly the people who dressed up as grass for Bad Bunny’s performance. I’ve been watching the clips of them getting set and moving around during the show and it’s pretty impressive.
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Fun Super Bowl, good job everybody!

Pitchers and Catchers report in 3 days.
#GoTwins
Fun Super Bowl, good job everybody!

Pitchers and Catchers report in 3 days.
#GoTwins
Fun Super Bowl, good job everybody!

Pitchers and Catchers report in 3 days.
GoTwins
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Ok. Bad Bunny. A-

Very true to himself. Lotta vision and it happened.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
First half commercials have been a C- and that’s generous.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
So… we went directly from anti-semitism to pee.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by Ginger (post holiday)
lol, Collinsworth couldn’t even get through the first quarter without bringing up Brett Favre.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Honest question: Did Drake Maye’s mom have to sign a permission slip before he was allowed to travel to this game?
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
D+ State Farm.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Come on 1st score as a FG!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ok everybody- next year I am going to release my National Anthem pick the day before. Take all your money and bet against me.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
God damn it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Manscaped sees me, and not in a good way.
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I lose the National Anthem bet every year so I’m throwing away $5 on the under.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
+1500 on a blocked punt. Yes please $5.
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Super Bowl prop bets, let’s go!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Ok Claude, good job.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
In a really bad mood so all you Minnesotans and Wisconsinites get ready.

Heggies pizzas are terrible.

Yea that’s right you heard me.
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Ugh, I know I am the target demographic, but honestly it’s getting difficult to watch sports in any capacity.
Listening to the announcers inflate every minor wrinkle to history shattering proportions just eats at my nerves.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Thank you for this nugget NBC.
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
(Sigh)
The middle schooler asked for a guitar and lessons for X-mas, so we bought him a beginner 6 string and some lessons.
He took his guitar to MIDDLE school today for the first time and he got 3 girls’s snapchats. He’s super stoked.
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hater era skeet:

Listening to upper middle class suburban women complain about how inconvenient it is boycotting Target is hilarious.

OMG you had to go to……. GASP…. Walmart!!!!?!?!?!?!

(Pearl clutching intensifies)
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM